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Mar 2, 2022 17:16:56   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
I went to the doctor today for a check up for my blood pressure thing. Everything is good, bloodwork, pee, said my heart sounds great.

Then he insulted me.

He wants me to put on 5, or 10 pounds. WTF?
He also said do it by eating healthy. Huh?

I've always struggled to keep weight on, but with my occupation, it's more difficult because I'm a natural runner. Get it done as fast as possible, and go home.
I explained this, yet he chose to skinny shame me.


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Mar 2, 2022 17:29:29   #
Antimarxist21
 
archie bunker wrote:
I went to the doctor today for a check up for my blood pressure thing. Everything is good, bloodwork, pee, said my heart sounds great.

Then he insulted me.

He wants me to put on 5, or 10 pounds. WTF?
He also said do it by eating healthy. Huh?

I've always struggled to keep weight on, but with my occupation, it's more difficult because I'm a natural runner. Get it done as fast as possible, and go home.
I explained this, yet he chose to skinny shame me.

I went to the doctor today for a check up for my b... (show quote)


That sounds strange. I have a friend who needs to gain weight, she drinks ensure. Please don't be offended; there are plenty of us who would love to hear that instead of the opposite, you know, the thing. (Couldn't resist that one!) Of course I meant lose weight!

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Mar 2, 2022 17:39:05   #
American Vet
 
archie bunker wrote:
I went to the doctor today for a check up for my blood pressure thing. Everything is good, bloodwork, pee, said my heart sounds great.

Then he insulted me.

He wants me to put on 5, or 10 pounds. WTF?
He also said do it by eating healthy. Huh?

I've always struggled to keep weight on, but with my occupation, it's more difficult because I'm a natural runner. Get it done as fast as possible, and go home.
I explained this, yet he chose to skinny shame me.

I went to the doctor today for a check up for my b... (show quote)


I will be happy to be an adipose tissue donor!!!! Just le me know how much you want....

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Mar 2, 2022 17:46:46   #
Kevyn
 
archie bunker wrote:
I went to the doctor today for a check up for my blood pressure thing. Everything is good, bloodwork, pee, said my heart sounds great.

Then he insulted me.

He wants me to put on 5, or 10 pounds. WTF?
He also said do it by eating healthy. Huh?

I've always struggled to keep weight on, but with my occupation, it's more difficult because I'm a natural runner. Get it done as fast as possible, and go home.
I explained this, yet he chose to skinny shame me.

I went to the doctor today for a check up for my b... (show quote)

Isn’t there a joint in your neighborhood that gives out free steak dinners? Just belly up there a couple times a week.

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Mar 2, 2022 17:54:08   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Antimarxist21 wrote:
That sounds strange. I have a friend who needs to gain weight, she drinks ensure. Please don't be offended; there are plenty of us who would love to hear that instead of the opposite, you know, the thing. (Couldn't resist that one!) Of course I meant lose weight!


I'm not offended at all. I'm just a smartass.

My wife found some protein drinks that don't mess with my gut, and I drink two a day along with a sandwich, or wh**ever for lunch, then a big supper.
I just need to slow down, and not burn more than I take in.

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Mar 2, 2022 17:59:02   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
Kevyn wrote:
Isn’t there a joint in your neighborhood that gives out free steak dinners? Just belly up there a couple times a week.


You think everything should be free. Have you ever bought and paid for anything with your own money or built something instead of waiting for the government to hand it to you? What a worthless troll you are.

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Mar 2, 2022 18:01:10   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Kevyn wrote:
Isn’t there a joint in your neighborhood that gives out free steak dinners? Just belly up there a couple times a week.


Good idea, but I need to keep my body regulated. As you know, I'm a mailman. One who walks.
I sure don't want to get to the furthest point from my vehicle, and go...

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Mar 2, 2022 18:06:19   #
vernon
 
Kevyn wrote:
Isn’t there a joint in your neighborhood that gives out free steak dinners? Just belly up there a couple times a week.


You have to eat it all or pay up and that includes all the trimmings. Hell the steak its is really a rump roast.

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Mar 2, 2022 20:45:09   #
Kevyn
 
vernon wrote:
You have to eat it all or pay up and that includes all the trimmings. Hell the steak its is really a rump roast.
Who couldn’t choke that down in an hour?



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Mar 2, 2022 21:42:51   #
BIRDMAN
 
Kevyn wrote:
Who couldn’t choke that down in an hour?


Your boyfriend

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Mar 2, 2022 22:20:59   #
American Vet
 
Birdmam wrote:
Your boyfriend


His boyfriend is not accustomed to that much meat......

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Mar 2, 2022 22:24:27   #
BIRDMAN
 
American Vet wrote:
His boyfriend is not accustomed to that much meat......


I stand corrected

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Mar 2, 2022 23:14:03   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
archie bunker wrote:
I went to the doctor today for a check up for my blood pressure thing. Everything is good, bloodwork, pee, said my heart sounds great.

Then he insulted me.

He wants me to put on 5, or 10 pounds. WTF?
He also said do it by eating healthy. Huh?

I've always struggled to keep weight on, but with my occupation, it's more difficult because I'm a natural runner. Get it done as fast as possible, and go home.
I explained this, yet he chose to skinny shame me.

I went to the doctor today for a check up for my b... (show quote)
That does make me mad. If you feel good the way you are then you are a perfect specimen of a man. Bruce Lee was 130 lbs and he could whip any man alive. Flippen doctors and their statistics and graphs--

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Mar 2, 2022 23:43:31   #
RascalRiley Loc: Somewhere south of Detroit
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
That does make me mad. If you feel good the way you are then you are a perfect specimen of a man. Bruce Lee was 130 lbs and he could whip any man alive. Flippen doctors and their statistics and graphs--



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Mar 3, 2022 07:40:17   #
American Vet
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
That does make me mad. If you feel good the way you are then you are a perfect specimen of a man. Bruce Lee was 130 lbs and he could whip any man alive. Flippen doctors and their statistics and graphs--


>>>>Bruce Lee was 130 lbs and he could whip any man alive

Only in the movies....


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