fullspinzoo

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2022/03/bidens_sotu_was_a_combination_of_unicorn_dreams_and_unicorn_poop.html fjb

kemmer

The Republican “response” was pathetic. Everything is horrible in this country and it’s all Biden’s fault. The only hope is for Republican governors to make sure only the right people v**e next time. She was a cartoon character of the Trump tribe.

fullspinzoo

Says the dumbest guy on OPP.

dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

The Barking & Clapping Seals were unsure when to bark and clap. Pelosi stands and leads applause for our troops being exposed to toxic burn pits, and Schumer isn't sure when to stand and applaud for the American Rescue Plan. All-in-all a very uninspiring speech. Three more years. We're so screwed!

Blade_Runner Loc: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

Confused Old Man Yells at Nation for an Hour

Daniel Greenfield

3,720 seconds of lies, fearmongering, and malapropisms.

Wed Mar 2, 2022

A confused political hack from Delaware staged a one-man i**********n by invading the sacred precincts of the Capitol building, hijacking all the TV networks, and yelling that the planet would be destroyed unless we gave him all our money so he could burn it and turn it into g***n e****y.

Joseph Robinette Biden Jr, who loves the sound of his voice more than his crackhead son or the bastard grandchild of a stripper, had already inflicted the second longest opening address in the history of this nation with a 2021 marathon address that k**led more brain cells than meth.

Like the star of a slasher movie sequel, Biden Jr., returned to ramble through a worse sequel, but kept it down to a mere hour and two minutes of torture. The two minutes are significant because when you have to endure the Vogon poetry of word salads, non-sequiturs, mumbles, grumbles, malapropisms, and random interjections, 120 extra seconds is an eternity.

During those 3,720 seconds of lies, fearmongering, and malapropisms, Biden took credit for defeating C***D, Putin, and the English language. While v***ses and nations can’t be defeated with hot air, English never stands a chance once Biden’s mouth gets its slimy tongue on it.

With the National Guard having safely secured Washington D.C. and locked down the U.S. Capitol, there was no room for anyone to escape no matter how badly they wanted to.

Unless they refused to take a C***D test.

Despite that, Congress appeared empty and the applause hollow. Some members had failed to show. Others kept their distance from each other as if malaise and failure were catching.

Biden, whose minions had met the threat of a Freedom Convoy of half a dozen trucks on their way to D.C. by summoning 800 National Guardsmen, began by asserting that, “freedom will always triumph over tyranny.” The best evidence of that was the complete collapse of mask mandates and the entire C***D public health security state that Biden had touted last year.

That and Biden’s poll numbers which are so far south they practically qualify as i*****l a***ns.

With the price of gas, homes, and groceries out of the reach of most Americans, Biden began by taking credit for doing nothing to stop Putin from invading Ukraine. And then vowed that he, along with a coalition of “freedom loving nations” would fight Putin until the last Ukrainian.

Or until their social media people run out of hashtags.

Biden, who confused the Iranians and the Ukranians, spent more time bragging about plans to seize the yachts of Russian oligarchs than Truman spent declaring victory after WWII.

Putin “may make gains on the battlefield,” Biden argued, but “he will pay a continuing high price over the long run”. Sure. Vlad may take Ukraine, but Biden will take his yacht. During his unhinged tirade, Biden revealed a plan to end women’s sports in America, but failed to name one thing that would actually stop Putin.

Except locking Vladimir in a room and forcing him to listen to a Biden speech.

"Putin will never gain the hearts and minds of the Iranian people!" Biden vowed. Much as Biden will never gain the hearts and minds of the American people, but has a shot with the Iranians.

After foreign policy, Biden turned to a subject he understood even less, economics. Trying to relate to the ordinary people whose lives and fortunes he had wrecked, he asserted that, "my dad had to leave his home in Scranton, Pennsylvania to find work or like many of you."

Biden's alcoholic father was a successful executive with his uncle's company who ran through a series of failed independent ventures before becoming a used car salesman.

Like many of you.

Having nailed down his working class cred, Biden began touting his various pork boondoggles, past, present, and future which helped push the national debt past $30 trillion. Deep in inflationary territory, Biden relaunched a pitch for his Build Back Better plan including spending billions to build 500,000 electric car chargers for the starving Tesla owners of California.

Cong*****lly unable to take responsibility for a single damn thing, Biden blamed inflation, high prices, and everything wrong with the economy on some sort of corporate conspiracy.

The doddering failure-in-chief wanted to talk about a lot of things, but like most politicians what he really wanted was our money.

All of it if he can get it, lots of it if he can’t.

More money for his g***n e****y donors who want to wreck our energy grid and put the cost of heating and cooling our homes out of reach. And then more electric cars so that no one who earns less than six figures will be able to afford a car. Then subsidized child care which even his allies have warned will price the cost of child care out of the reach of middle class families.

With inflation out of control, Biden proposed pushing it even higher with a minimum wage hike and mandatory unionization and the end of freelancers through the PRO Act.

Then it was time for Biden to declare victory in the p******c. Rapidly changing science proved that the v***s no longer spreads around State of the Union addresses, enabling the CDC to urge Americans to just follow the science, take off their masks, and v**e for Joe Biden.

It’s the science!

“We can end the shutdown of schools and businesses. We have the tools we need,” Biden declared. The tools in question are polls that show even Democrats would rather french kiss a rattlesnake than wear masks at public events or do another year of virtual unlearning.

Biden then wrapped up the extended torture session that would have broken any of the Al Qaeda terrorists he recently freed from Gitmo by calling for open borders, i*****l a***n amnesty, a******n, and conducting g****r experiments on young children. Then he closed by invoking God. At least unlike at the p**********l debates, he didn't invoke Allah.

At this point, not even Allah wants to be associated with the Biden administration.

Squinting in defiant confusion, Biden angrily concluded by shouting, "Go get him."

The dozens of people watching were left to wonder whether he was talking to the voices in his head, an imaginary leprechaun, or his handlers in Beijing.

Americans meanwhile have already spoken.

In a USA Today poll, the top response from registered v**ers asking what they want Biden to do in the next year was, "resign, retire, or quit". Only 5% wanted him to tackle infrastructure, 3% wanted him to address health care, and only 3% were interested in g****l w*****g.

The country doesn’t want any of the clunkers that the son of a used car salesman wants to foist on them. It doesn’t want trillions more in debt so that Biden’s donors can get even richer. It doesn’t want to hear his inane ramblings or listen to his lies. All it wants is for him to go away.

fullspinzoo

So well said.

Sonny Magoo Loc: Where pot pie is boiled in a kettle

Yes Joe, we're going to help the "Uranians " get backwards to their country..lol 😆
What an embarrassing scene, a president who can't even speak

Milosia2 Loc: Cleveland Ohio

Apparently, you’ve never seen trumps meth addled nonsensical blurts of incoherence.

woodguru

Yeah, the idea that we are a strong and unified nation is a pipe dream for sure...

and taking care of people is a fool's errand for sure, making people happy is an evil plot to get v**es

kemmer

Hahahaha…the Trump minions are really farting their songs today!

Blade_Runner Loc: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

Daniel Greenfield is not a "minion".

And, just so you know, contrary to your giddy opinions, Conservatives, Christians, Jews, right wingers, gun owners,
pro-lifers, heterosexuals, and Trump supporters have the God-given, inalienable right to our beliefs and world view,
so, if you don't like our perspective on FJB and his dysfunctional and thoroughly incompetent, even tragic,
mob of perverts polluting Washington Den of Corruption, tough s**t.

fullspinzoo

So eloquently put.

guzzimaestro

I couldn't hear to watch it. I sat with the wife and watch one of her soaps. It was much more interesting fiction

kemmer

FBJ is presiding over cleaning out the sewer of incompetent, felonious, detritus left over from the Trump criminal misadministation

guzzimaestro

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