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George is in the Hospial
Feb 23, 2022 12:01:03   #
Nutter Loc: Fly Over Zone
 
George Thompson is in Stanford Hospital.

Who is George?

Well, George is the geezer who got home late one-night last week, and
Helen, his wife, said, "Where the hell have you been?"

George replied, "I was getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned, "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred-dollar bill on my privates!" He said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" She said, shaking her head in
disgust. "Why on earth would a Certified Public Accountant get a
hundred-dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

Lastly, instead of going out shopping, you can stay right here at home
and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want."

George is in the Intensive Care Unit, Room 317. No visitors until
further notice, but he’d probably enjoy a card when he wakes up.

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Feb 23, 2022 12:19:09   #
microphor Loc: Home is TN
 
Nutter wrote:
George Thompson is in Stanford Hospital.

Who is George?

Well, George is the geezer who got home late one-night last week, and
Helen, his wife, said, "Where the hell have you been?"

George replied, "I was getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned, "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred-dollar bill on my privates!" He said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" She said, shaking her head in
disgust. "Why on earth would a Certified Public Accountant get a
hundred-dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

Lastly, instead of going out shopping, you can stay right here at home
and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want."

George is in the Intensive Care Unit, Room 317. No visitors until
further notice, but he’d probably enjoy a card when he wakes up.
George Thompson is in Stanford Hospital. br br Wh... (show quote)


lmao

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Feb 28, 2022 00:25:43   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Nutter wrote:
George Thompson is in Stanford Hospital.

Who is George?

Well, George is the geezer who got home late one-night last week, and
Helen, his wife, said, "Where the hell have you been?"

George replied, "I was getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned, "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred-dollar bill on my privates!" He said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" She said, shaking her head in
disgust. "Why on earth would a Certified Public Accountant get a
hundred-dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

Lastly, instead of going out shopping, you can stay right here at home
and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want."

George is in the Intensive Care Unit, Room 317. No visitors until
further notice, but he’d probably enjoy a card when he wakes up.
George Thompson is in Stanford Hospital. br br Wh... (show quote)


A card with a hundred dollar bill in it, to save him from trouble!

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