Indisputable, Irrefutable, Unquestionable, Unchanging Science is Changing Again
Feb 14, 2022 16:08:57 #
UNITED STATES—After nearly two years of life-altering restrictions due to the C****-** p******c, leaders across the nation are granting citizens a slow return to normalcy after hearing the wonderful news that the indisputable, irrefutable, unquestionable, unchanging SCIENCE is changing again.
“While this isn’t the first time incontrovertible SCIENCE has turned out to be controvertible, we don’t want anyone to assume that undebatable SCIENCE should ever be seen as debatable because it is not,” said CNN’s medical expert Dr. Leana Wen while sticking a butter knife in a toaster. “Yes, the unmistakable SCIENCE on masks, v*****e effectiveness, treatments, lockdowns, and comorbidities was actually mistaken, but don’t forget that this p******c has been prolonged only because people doubted the SCIENCE.”
The abrupt change in unchanging SCIENCE has occurred at a serendipitous time for democrat politicians heading into midterms, as recent polls have shown an overwhelming desire to no longer be ruled by strict, ever-changing SCIENCE-based policies.
This new variant of unvarying SCIENCE may be seen as vindication for the thousands of medical experts who were summarily shamed, berated, mistreated, discredited, demoted, or even fired for ever doubting the indubitable SCIENCE or ever suggesting the SCIENCE may change, which it has done and continues to do.
(~Babylon Bee)
“While this isn’t the first time incontrovertible SCIENCE has turned out to be controvertible, we don’t want anyone to assume that undebatable SCIENCE should ever be seen as debatable because it is not,” said CNN’s medical expert Dr. Leana Wen while sticking a butter knife in a toaster. “Yes, the unmistakable SCIENCE on masks, v*****e effectiveness, treatments, lockdowns, and comorbidities was actually mistaken, but don’t forget that this p******c has been prolonged only because people doubted the SCIENCE.”
The abrupt change in unchanging SCIENCE has occurred at a serendipitous time for democrat politicians heading into midterms, as recent polls have shown an overwhelming desire to no longer be ruled by strict, ever-changing SCIENCE-based policies.
This new variant of unvarying SCIENCE may be seen as vindication for the thousands of medical experts who were summarily shamed, berated, mistreated, discredited, demoted, or even fired for ever doubting the indubitable SCIENCE or ever suggesting the SCIENCE may change, which it has done and continues to do.
(~Babylon Bee)
Feb 14, 2022 16:16:53 #
Feb 14, 2022 16:44:35 #
EmilyD wrote:
UNITED STATES—After nearly two years of life-alter... (show quote)
Brock Ovommit gave us chump change and the AMA are just a bunch of chumps who change with the political winds.
Feb 14, 2022 16:53:31 #
Feb 14, 2022 17:38:23 #
Masks are no longer required for adults everywhere...all businesses, bars, restaurants, sports arenas, malls, etc. We can go maskless into any building now ..... except school buildings?? Ya, that makes sense...😐
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