Musings from an old man
Feb 2, 2022 19:20:43 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
The speed with which a woman says "nothing," when asked what's wrong, is inversely proportional to the severity of the sh*t storm that's coming.
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
My 60-yr. kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 155 lbs. I've gained.
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a big bra and ask to "fill this out?"
Dennys has a slogan: "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Dennys on your birthday, your life sucks.
On average, an American male will have sex 2-3 times a week; whereas, a Japanese man will have sex 2-3 times a year. This is devastating to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
I can't understand how women are okay that J.C. Penny has an older woman's clothing line name 'Sag Harbor.'
What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their nose?
When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a spider, so I can finally hear a woman say, "Oh, my God...its huge!"
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
My 60-yr. kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 155 lbs. I've gained.
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a big bra and ask to "fill this out?"
Dennys has a slogan: "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Dennys on your birthday, your life sucks.
On average, an American male will have sex 2-3 times a week; whereas, a Japanese man will have sex 2-3 times a year. This is devastating to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
I can't understand how women are okay that J.C. Penny has an older woman's clothing line name 'Sag Harbor.'
What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their nose?
When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a spider, so I can finally hear a woman say, "Oh, my God...its huge!"
Feb 2, 2022 19:27:47 #
slatten49 wrote:
The speed with which a woman says "nothing,&q... (show quote)
Good ones...
Going to try that spider thing, see if I can spice up my Japanese love life😂😂😂
Feb 2, 2022 19:49:59 #
slatten49 wrote:
On average, an American male will have sex 2-3 times a week; whereas, a Japanese man will have sex 2-3 times a year. This is devastating to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
On average, an American male will have sex 2-3 times a week; whereas, a Japanese man will have sex 2-3 times a year. This is devastating to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
Prease pass the hot saki.
Feb 2, 2022 20:16:43 #
Feb 2, 2022 20:37:42 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
slatten49 wrote:
The speed with which a woman says "nothing,&q... (show quote)
I'm agile as a Gazelle-- an old one--with arthritis--that was hit by a Land Rover a week ago.Feb 2, 2022 21:13:48 #
keepuphope
Loc: Idaho
Coos Bay Tom wrote: I'm agile as a Gazelle-- an old one--with arthritis--that was hit by a Land Rover a week ago.
I'm agile as a Gazelle-- an old one--with arthritis--that was hit by a Land Rover a week ago.I liked that one to and sooo accurate today for me.
Feb 3, 2022 17:55:09 #
slatten49 wrote:
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Do they make hats for older men, all brim with hole in the middle!!
Feb 3, 2022 17:57:25 #
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
Do they make hats for older men, all brim with hole in the middle!!
Or just a circle in middle and no brim? Or a hat shaped like a donut? Hum
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