Thoughts
Jan 31, 2022 14:53:05 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A repost from 2014...
Birds of a feather flock together...and then they mess on your car.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest was to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman numerals for forty (40) are XL?
If you think there is good in everybody, you obviously haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so they can tell when they're really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take the time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'theirs...'?
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells about you aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.
Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth.
Birds of a feather flock together...and then they mess on your car.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest was to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman numerals for forty (40) are XL?
If you think there is good in everybody, you obviously haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so they can tell when they're really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take the time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'theirs...'?
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells about you aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.
Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth.
Jan 31, 2022 16:03:13 #
slatten49 wrote:
A repost from 2014... br br br Birds of a feathe... (show quote)
My wife recently suggested a bird bath for our front yard. I asked her why she thought I would buy a bathtub for a bunch of birds that just got done s**tting all over my truck. I offered to buy them a bucket and scrub brush instead.
Being a senior citizen is a free lesson in human anatomy. Every damn day I wake up with an ache or problem in a place I didn't even know I HAD a place the day before.
Jan 31, 2022 17:49:39 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Smedley_buzk**l wrote:
My wife recently suggested a bird bath for our front yard. I asked her why she thought I would buy a bathtub for a bunch of birds that just got done s**tting all over my truck. I offered to buy them a bucket and scrub brush instead.
Being a senior citizen is a free lesson in human anatomy. Every damn day I wake up with an ache or problem in a place I didn't even know I HAD a place the day before.
Being a senior citizen is a free lesson in human anatomy. Every damn day I wake up with an ache or problem in a place I didn't even know I HAD a place the day before.
I hear ya', ol' buddy and know that's right
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