It's Official...... Sort of
Jan 12, 2022 21:14:02 #
Strycker
Loc: The middle of somewhere else.
I am announcing right here on OPP the start of my campaign for President in 2024. Why you may ask. My official answer to all queries is "because". Why do you support this you may ask? Because. Why do you oppose that? "Because".
My official campaign slogan will be..... "Because".
I will not accept any campaign contributions...... "Because"
I will self fund all campaign expenses, though there will probably not be any...... "Because"
If elected I will only pretend to serve. ..... "Because". (It's working for Biden)
When conducting any official business I should be addressed as P**********l Candidate Strycker.
You may ask, "Why are you running"?..... Because.
(Actually I need impressive title for my tombstone that doesn't require a lot of effort or time to obtain.)
Strycker, P**********l Candidate - 2024
Spread the word far and wide..... "Because"
My official campaign slogan will be..... "Because".
I will not accept any campaign contributions...... "Because"
I will self fund all campaign expenses, though there will probably not be any...... "Because"
If elected I will only pretend to serve. ..... "Because". (It's working for Biden)
When conducting any official business I should be addressed as P**********l Candidate Strycker.
You may ask, "Why are you running"?..... Because.
(Actually I need impressive title for my tombstone that doesn't require a lot of effort or time to obtain.)
Strycker, P**********l Candidate - 2024
Spread the word far and wide..... "Because"
Jan 12, 2022 21:23:14 #
Strycker wrote:
I am announcing right here on OPP my the start of ... (show quote)
I'll never v**e again unless Jesus Christ is running for president
Jan 12, 2022 21:29:24 #
proud republican
Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
Strycker wrote:
I am announcing right here on OPP my the start of ... (show quote)
You got my v**e.....Because!..😂👍
Jan 12, 2022 21:55:39 #
Strycker
Loc: The middle of somewhere else.
Wolf counselor wrote:
I'll never v**e again unless Jesus Christ is running for president
Because
Jan 12, 2022 21:56:39 #
Strycker
Loc: The middle of somewhere else.
proud republican wrote:
You got my v**e.....Because!..😂👍
Thanks PR. That's one! The first one is always the toughest. Because
Jan 12, 2022 22:07:40 #
Wolf counselor wrote:
I'll never v**e again unless Jesus Christ is running for president
May come sooner than you think, Mr. Counselor.
Jan 12, 2022 22:23:21 #
Jan 13, 2022 01:59:15 #
Strycker wrote:
I am announcing right here on OPP the start of my ... (show quote)
My v**e is yours…. Because 😊😊😊
Jan 13, 2022 08:54:54 #
Strycker wrote:
I am announcing right here on OPP the start of my ... (show quote)
The only reason I would v**e for you is Because. !!!
Jan 13, 2022 15:41:13 #
Wolf counselor wrote:
I'll never v**e again unless Jesus Christ is running for president
You have to!! Then do poll auditing and make sure Spanish only speakers have citizenship!
Jan 13, 2022 20:56:48 #
Strycker
Loc: The middle of somewhere else.
Big dog wrote:
The only reason I would v**e for you is Because. !!!
That works for me. I don't need or expect the v**es. Like so many candidates before me, I'm only out for the title "P**********l Candidate". Since I have gotten two v**es, about the same as Kamala in the primary, I guess I have have already succeeded.
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