7 Prophetic Signs That Trump Will Be Named President In 2022
Jan 11, 2022 18:45:06 #
J****** 6th, 2022 - BabylonBee.com
We know that Donald Trump is the rightful president of these United States, but ‘normal people’ seem to think he lost an e******n or something. As the time draws near for our God-Emperor to finally stop the steal, keep an eye out for these prophetic signs that we are truly on the right side of history.
1) An orange sun rises in the east: Electromagnetic radiation scattering across the atmosphere has been heralding his return for thousands of years.
2) If you add up all the digits in 2022, you get 6, which is the exact number of letters in the name DONALD: I double-checked with a calculator. It’s legit.
3) Satanic p*******es are acting really nervous: They clearly know something we don’t. They’re also great for stock tips.
4) Q***n Shaman saw a bald eagle fly by his solitary confinement cell window: I dreamed it happened so it must be true. I certainly couldn’t go talk to him.
5) As I took the trash out this morning, a little orange bird rested on a tree branch in front of me and sang a beautiful tune: Clear sign.
6) If you look in the ‘Bible Code,’ there’s a place where the words ‘Orange King,’ ‘Ruler Who Rules,’ ‘Twenty-Two,’ and ‘Big Mac’ all intersect: Only true prophecies are hidden and hard to understand. My pal, Fred, has been coding ciphers for years and he knows what he’s talking about.
7) I got a text message asking me to send $10 so that Trump can share some "very exciting news" with me: This is it, you guys!
Please remember, all prophecies not from God have a huge margin of error. But I have a good feeling about these.
We know that Donald Trump is the rightful president of these United States, but ‘normal people’ seem to think he lost an e******n or something. As the time draws near for our God-Emperor to finally stop the steal, keep an eye out for these prophetic signs that we are truly on the right side of history.
1) An orange sun rises in the east: Electromagnetic radiation scattering across the atmosphere has been heralding his return for thousands of years.
2) If you add up all the digits in 2022, you get 6, which is the exact number of letters in the name DONALD: I double-checked with a calculator. It’s legit.
3) Satanic p*******es are acting really nervous: They clearly know something we don’t. They’re also great for stock tips.
4) Q***n Shaman saw a bald eagle fly by his solitary confinement cell window: I dreamed it happened so it must be true. I certainly couldn’t go talk to him.
5) As I took the trash out this morning, a little orange bird rested on a tree branch in front of me and sang a beautiful tune: Clear sign.
6) If you look in the ‘Bible Code,’ there’s a place where the words ‘Orange King,’ ‘Ruler Who Rules,’ ‘Twenty-Two,’ and ‘Big Mac’ all intersect: Only true prophecies are hidden and hard to understand. My pal, Fred, has been coding ciphers for years and he knows what he’s talking about.
7) I got a text message asking me to send $10 so that Trump can share some "very exciting news" with me: This is it, you guys!
Please remember, all prophecies not from God have a huge margin of error. But I have a good feeling about these.
Jan 11, 2022 18:55:02 #
thebigp wrote:
J****** 6th, 2022 - BabylonBee.com br br br We k... (show quote)
Very good.
Here's the clincher, I spilled my orange juice this morning! Nothing could be clearer.
Jan 11, 2022 21:15:02 #
thebigp wrote:
J****** 6th, 2022 - BabylonBee.com br br br We k... (show quote)
6 - Donald’s first name
6 - Donald’s middle name
6 - in Donald’s original last name drumpf
Same as Reagan’s
6 6 6 Ronald Jemima Reagan
It’s everywhere , the prophets have spoken from beyond all reality.
Run for your lives.
Jan 11, 2022 22:24:08 #
Milosia2 wrote:
6 - Donald’s first name
6 - Donald’s middle name
6 - in Donald’s original last name drumpf
Same as Reagan’s
6 6 6 Ronald Jemima Reagan
It’s everywhere , the prophets have spoken from beyond all reality.
Run for your lives.
6 - Donald’s middle name
6 - in Donald’s original last name drumpf
Same as Reagan’s
6 6 6 Ronald Jemima Reagan
It’s everywhere , the prophets have spoken from beyond all reality.
Run for your lives.
H****r has 6 letters
Kamala
Dr Jill
Slo Joe
Psicki
Maddow
The devil, all of them. The stench of sulpher, the sparking of the hooved feet, the promise of a cold snake as it is warmed...
Jan 12, 2022 08:03:54 #
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Very good.
Here's the clincher, I spilled my orange juice this morning! Nothing could be clearer.
Here's the clincher, I spilled my orange juice this morning! Nothing could be clearer.
Anita Bryant was again pictured on my orange juice bottle this morning. After being fired from Sunkust for speaking the t***h about gays, she has made a comeback. Trump will do the same after all this e******n f***d and the e******n s***l is confirmed.
Jan 12, 2022 09:42:28 #
drlarrygino wrote:
Anita Bryant was again pictured on my orange juice bottle this morning. After being fired from Sunkust for speaking the t***h about gays, she has made a comeback. Trump will do the same after all this e******n f***d and the e******n s***l is confirmed.
See, all the signs are there, just like Nostradamus said that after a Brandon and a Cackletoe comes the great orange man again. Nobody knew what that meant.
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