P****r Introduces Bane Suit That…
Jan 11, 2022 12:03:11 #
https://babylonbee.com/news/p****r-introduces-bane-suit
P****r Introduces Bane Suit That Pumps More V*****e Into Your Blood Every 12 Hours
NEW YORK, NY—To simplify booster injections against C****-**, P****r has developed a new Bane-style Vacci-Suit™ to enable the automatic injection of new doses. The suit comes with up to ten additional doses that can be switched out as new v*****es are developed.
"The suit comes with a built-in mask for extra safety," said a spokesperson for P****r. "We've given the very first suit to Dr. F***i so he can help spread the news on this innovative technology.
"No one cared who I was before I put on the mask," said Dr. Anthony F***i in an interview with Don Lemon on CNN. "Before C***D no one knew my name. Now I am proud to unveil an even more elaborate mask and self-injecting bio-suit to further cement my place in history."
"And save lives," he added.
"I can't understand what you're saying," said Don Lemon. "Can you take off the mask for a minute?"
"It would be extremely painful," warned Dr. F***i. "I would advise you not to make further anti-science requests. I was born in science, molded by it. I am the premier authority on the subject."
P****r is expected to have 10,000 suits ready by Q3 2022, with more than a million planned before the end of the year. The Biden Administration is reportedly utilizing recent census data to make sure there are enough suits so that each American can have three. Any remainders will be sent over to Ethiopia, delaying food shipments temporarily.
Rand Paul has called the suit "stupid" and says it makes F***i "look fat, but not as fat as his mom! Ooooohhhh snap!"
P****r Introduces Bane Suit That Pumps More V*****e Into Your Blood Every 12 Hours
NEW YORK, NY—To simplify booster injections against C****-**, P****r has developed a new Bane-style Vacci-Suit™ to enable the automatic injection of new doses. The suit comes with up to ten additional doses that can be switched out as new v*****es are developed.
"The suit comes with a built-in mask for extra safety," said a spokesperson for P****r. "We've given the very first suit to Dr. F***i so he can help spread the news on this innovative technology.
"No one cared who I was before I put on the mask," said Dr. Anthony F***i in an interview with Don Lemon on CNN. "Before C***D no one knew my name. Now I am proud to unveil an even more elaborate mask and self-injecting bio-suit to further cement my place in history."
"And save lives," he added.
"I can't understand what you're saying," said Don Lemon. "Can you take off the mask for a minute?"
"It would be extremely painful," warned Dr. F***i. "I would advise you not to make further anti-science requests. I was born in science, molded by it. I am the premier authority on the subject."
P****r is expected to have 10,000 suits ready by Q3 2022, with more than a million planned before the end of the year. The Biden Administration is reportedly utilizing recent census data to make sure there are enough suits so that each American can have three. Any remainders will be sent over to Ethiopia, delaying food shipments temporarily.
Rand Paul has called the suit "stupid" and says it makes F***i "look fat, but not as fat as his mom! Ooooohhhh snap!"
Jan 11, 2022 13:36:27 #
I suppose you think satire is funny, and i usually like it. I just didn't get a chuckle out if this. It looks likeine you won't be writing for Trevor Noah anytime soon.
Jan 11, 2022 13:36:50 #
AuntiE wrote:
I just ordered mine from Amazon..........NOT
Jan 11, 2022 13:40:26 #
pegw wrote:
I suppose you think satire is funny, and i usually like it. I just didn't get a chuckle out if this. It looks likeine you won't be writing for Trevor Noah anytime soon.
Could you explain what the word ”likeine” means? I could not find it in Oxford Dictionary.
Jan 11, 2022 13:41:02 #
Peaver Bogart wrote:
I just ordered mine from Amazon..........NOT
How dare you deny P****r a couple more millions of dollars!
Jan 11, 2022 14:55:26 #
AuntiE wrote:
How dare you deny P****r a couple more millions of dollars!
Or this......
Jan 12, 2022 07:39:54 #
pegw wrote:
I suppose you think satire is funny, and i usually like it. I just didn't get a chuckle out if this. It looks likeine you won't be writing for Trevor Noah anytime soon.
I just mailed slo Joe 30 of these masks. They look like they could keep him from sniffing little girls hair. Now if we could only design a mask that would keep him from feeling their boobs, butts and showering with them.
Jan 12, 2022 07:41:34 #
Peaver Bogart wrote:
Or this......
That horse face of AOC is enough to keep you from using that product.
Jan 12, 2022 09:53:52 #
Jan 12, 2022 09:56:59 #
pegw wrote:
I suppose you think satire is funny, and i usually like it. I just didn't get a chuckle out if this. It looks likeine you won't be writing for Trevor Noah anytime soon.
AuntiE didn't write anything.
It's kind of telling that you don't like this kind of humor - sort of a sour grapes attitude, in my opinion. Or maybe it's too close to home?? They ARE talking about monthly booster shots now....
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