curtesy of Elwood... years ago..
Dec 23, 2021 08:55:58 #
Military Rules
Marine Corps Rules:
1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to k**l everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun caliber not starting with a '4.'
7. Anything worth shooting, shoot twice. Ammo cheap. Life expensive.
8. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
9. Flank your adversary. When possible, protect yours.
10. Always c***t; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
11. If not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.
Navy SEAL Rules:
1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. K**l every living thing in sight.
3. Adjust Speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.
US Army Rangers' Rules:
1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring k*****g.
3. Request permission via radio from 'Higher up' to perform k*****g.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
US Army Rules:
1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational orders.
2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
3. Curse bitterly.
4. Curse bitterly.
5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you k**led.
6. Curse bitterly.
US Air Force Rules:
1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what's on HBO.
4. Ask 'What did we k**l today?”
5. Request more funding with a 'k**ler' Power Point presentation.
6. Wine and dine ''key” Congressmen, invite defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets 'strategic' but never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
10. Always have ICE CREAM, STEAK and BOOZ
US Navy Rules:
1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Deploy Marines
4. Go Navy!
(You've got to love the military, and God bless them all.)
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U.S. Navy Directive 16134 (Inappropriate T-Shirts)
The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all naval installations in the Middle East . (It was obviously directed at the Marines.)
To: All Commands
Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts
Ref: ComMidEastFor Inst 16134//24 K
All commanders promulgate upon receipt:
The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn, on or off base, by any military, or civilian personnel, serving in the Middle East:
1. 'Eat Pork or Die' [Both English and Arabic versions]
2. 'Shrine Busters' [show bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines.]
3. 'Goat - it isn't just for breakfast anymore.'
4. 'The road to Paradise begins with me.' Some show sniper scope cross-hairs.
5. 'Guns don't k**l people. I k**l people.'
6. Pork. “The other white meat.”
7. 'Infidel'
The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive.
In addition, the following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:
1. 'Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800 Daily.’
2. 'Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?'
All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.
Marine Corps Rules:
1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to k**l everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun caliber not starting with a '4.'
7. Anything worth shooting, shoot twice. Ammo cheap. Life expensive.
8. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
9. Flank your adversary. When possible, protect yours.
10. Always c***t; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
11. If not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.
Navy SEAL Rules:
1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. K**l every living thing in sight.
3. Adjust Speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.
US Army Rangers' Rules:
1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring k*****g.
3. Request permission via radio from 'Higher up' to perform k*****g.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
US Army Rules:
1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational orders.
2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
3. Curse bitterly.
4. Curse bitterly.
5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you k**led.
6. Curse bitterly.
US Air Force Rules:
1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what's on HBO.
4. Ask 'What did we k**l today?”
5. Request more funding with a 'k**ler' Power Point presentation.
6. Wine and dine ''key” Congressmen, invite defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets 'strategic' but never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
10. Always have ICE CREAM, STEAK and BOOZ
US Navy Rules:
1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Deploy Marines
4. Go Navy!
(You've got to love the military, and God bless them all.)
------------
U.S. Navy Directive 16134 (Inappropriate T-Shirts)
The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all naval installations in the Middle East . (It was obviously directed at the Marines.)
To: All Commands
Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts
Ref: ComMidEastFor Inst 16134//24 K
All commanders promulgate upon receipt:
The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn, on or off base, by any military, or civilian personnel, serving in the Middle East:
1. 'Eat Pork or Die' [Both English and Arabic versions]
2. 'Shrine Busters' [show bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines.]
3. 'Goat - it isn't just for breakfast anymore.'
4. 'The road to Paradise begins with me.' Some show sniper scope cross-hairs.
5. 'Guns don't k**l people. I k**l people.'
6. Pork. “The other white meat.”
7. 'Infidel'
The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive.
In addition, the following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:
1. 'Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800 Daily.’
2. 'Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?'
All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.
Dec 23, 2021 09:12:01 #
Dec 23, 2021 09:21:11 #
When I was a Ranger our first rule was
1) first use of deadly force is always authorized.
Oh how the times have changed.
1) first use of deadly force is always authorized.
Oh how the times have changed.
Dec 23, 2021 18:27:24 #
Dec 24, 2021 13:09:56 #
TexaCan
Loc: Homeward Bound!
permafrost wrote:
Military Rules br Marine Corps Rules: br 1. Be cou... (show quote)
Those 10 rules for US Air Force must have been for wussie Officers!………adjust temperature on air conditioner! 😂
Looks like the Marines “k**led” this one!
Dec 24, 2021 13:59:28 #
Dec 24, 2021 13:59:40 #
Dec 26, 2021 03:51:38 #
Jim Bridger wrote:
Remember. It’s not a war crime if no one saw or heard it
Also, it's never a war crime the first time.
Dec 26, 2021 03:52:26 #
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