"CNN Quietly Resets 'Days Since An Employee Committed A Sex Crime' Counter Back To Zero,
Dec 22, 2021 12:45:20 #
News Flash: "ATLANTA, GA—According to an anonymous source within the organization, CNN has quietly reset their counter that measures the days since one of their employees committed a sex crime back to zero. "
"Efforts have been made to decrease the number of vile perverse acts towards innocent people at CNN, including yearly bonuses for employees who manage not to rape someone, and the "days since last sex crime counter", which was just reset to zero.
For employee safety, CNN's HR department will also be issuing free rape whistles to anyone who signs a non-disclosure agreement."
Read the whole article:
https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-quietly-resets-days-since-an-employee-committed-a-sex-crime-counter-back-to-zero
When Elon Musk was asked by the Babylon Bee if he should be on CNN he responded; "I'm not perverted enough".
"Efforts have been made to decrease the number of vile perverse acts towards innocent people at CNN, including yearly bonuses for employees who manage not to rape someone, and the "days since last sex crime counter", which was just reset to zero.
For employee safety, CNN's HR department will also be issuing free rape whistles to anyone who signs a non-disclosure agreement."
Read the whole article:
https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-quietly-resets-days-since-an-employee-committed-a-sex-crime-counter-back-to-zero
When Elon Musk was asked by the Babylon Bee if he should be on CNN he responded; "I'm not perverted enough".
Dec 22, 2021 13:05:51 #
CNN+ will compete with MSNBC's 'Morning Joe with Joe Scarborough' airing in the same time slot 'Morning Jack with Jeffrey Toobin'
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