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Humor: 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.'
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Nov 24, 2021 17:45:53   #
Ginny_Dandy Loc: Pacific Northwest
 
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:
1) It is the perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to the mother and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A+.

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Nov 24, 2021 17:56:00   #
Carol Kelly
 
Ginny_Dandy wrote:
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:
1) It is the perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to the mother and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A+.
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking ... (show quote)


Great thinking. Thanks for sharing.

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Nov 24, 2021 18:15:31   #
Mikeyavelli
 
Ginny_Dandy wrote:
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:
1) It is the perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to the mother and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A+.
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking ... (show quote)


Mmm, might have to reconsider that "inexpensive" advantage.

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Nov 24, 2021 18:18:31   #
Ginny_Dandy Loc: Pacific Northwest
 
Carol Kelly wrote:
Great thinking. Thanks for sharing.


Here's another one - along the same lines.

A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."

Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here." A few minutes later the anxious man blurted out, "Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"

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Nov 24, 2021 18:21:49   #
Ginny_Dandy Loc: Pacific Northwest
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Mmm, might have to reconsider that "inexpensive" advantage.




Here's to your "inexpensive advantage"!

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Nov 24, 2021 18:23:58   #
Carol Kelly
 
Ginny_Dandy wrote:
Here's another one - along the same lines.

A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."

Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here." A few minutes later the anxious man blurted out, "Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"
Here's another one - along the same lines. br br ... (show quote)


Hilarious! Thanks again,

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Nov 24, 2021 18:27:22   #
Ginny_Dandy Loc: Pacific Northwest
 
Carol Kelly wrote:
Hilarious! Thanks again,


You're most welcome. These are trying times, so a good laugh helps to lift the spirits.

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Nov 24, 2021 18:54:36   #
Mikeyavelli
 
Ginny_Dandy wrote:
You're most welcome. These are trying times, so a good laugh helps to lift the spirits.


I'm brining in the tub with my turkey. We'll share a cigarette later.

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Nov 24, 2021 19:45:14   #
Ginny_Dandy Loc: Pacific Northwest
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
I'm brining in the tub with my turkey. We'll share a cigarette later.


LOL I remember those days. Wish I had quit smoking a long time ago, tho.

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Nov 24, 2021 21:59:24   #
Mikeyavelli
 
Ginny_Dandy wrote:
LOL I remember those days. Wish I had quit smoking a long time ago, tho.


May 1st, 2000, 6am. That was my last cigarette.
Don't know how I did it, but, I still smoke in my dreams.
One puff and I'd be right back to smoking again.

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Nov 24, 2021 23:17:07   #
Ginny_Dandy Loc: Pacific Northwest
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
May 1st, 2000, 6am. That was my last cigarette.
Don't know how I did it, but, I still smoke in my dreams.
One puff and I'd be right back to smoking again.


Oh, you're ahead of me. I didn't quit smoking until I could barely breathe. That was around 2011-12. Back in the 1990's, I quit smoking for 4 years, then the strain at work, 1 cigarette and I was hooked again.

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Nov 25, 2021 08:53:05   #
Mikeyavelli
 
Ginny_Dandy wrote:
Oh, you're ahead of me. I didn't quit smoking until I could barely breathe. That was around 2011-12. Back in the 1990's, I quit smoking for 4 years, then the strain at work, 1 cigarette and I was hooked again.


That's the trouble, cigarettes didn't bother me at all, at least so far. I loved to smoke. I keep a pack along with my cigars in a humidor in case the Chinese or Muslims send over a missile. I'll start smoking then.

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Nov 25, 2021 13:07:59   #
America 1
 
Ginny_Dandy wrote:
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:
1) It is the perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to the mother and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A+.
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking ... (show quote)


8) Always a guy available to help out.

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Nov 25, 2021 14:39:22   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Ginny_Dandy wrote:
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:
1) It is the perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to the mother and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A+.
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking ... (show quote)


Thats pretty good.!!!🤔😂😂

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Nov 25, 2021 14:46:44   #
Ginny_Dandy Loc: Pacific Northwest
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
That's the trouble, cigarettes didn't bother me at all, at least so far. I loved to smoke. I keep a pack along with my cigars in a humidor in case the Chinese or Muslims send over a missile. I'll start smoking then.


LOL We'll all be smoking by that time - but it won't matter anymore.

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