Saturday Amusement
Sep 28, 2014 19:35:16 #
Armageddun wrote:
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Hmm......Another questionable brain herd from.
Sep 28, 2014 19:36:55 #
alex wrote:
if it's non co-operative it must be female
You said what?
Sep 28, 2014 19:50:12 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
AuntiE wrote:
You said what?
nothing nothing I didn't say a thing that must have been Armmie or Slatten that wrote that trying to get me in trouble
Sep 28, 2014 19:54:42 #
alex wrote:
nothing nothing I didn't say a thing that must have been Armmie or Slatten that wrote that trying to get me in trouble
It would seem they had a hacker gain entry to your computer and write such a horrible thing. You might want to be very careful of such things. :idea: :idea:
Sep 28, 2014 20:15:51 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
AuntiE wrote:
It would seem they had a hacker gain entry to your computer and write such a horrible thing. You might want to be very careful of such things. :idea: :idea:
maybe they rode in with that v***s I had a couple of weeks ago
Sep 29, 2014 10:43:27 #
alex wrote:
maybe they rode in with that v***s I had a couple of weeks ago
Alex is a v***s :!: :!: :!:
Sep 29, 2014 10:46:34 #
AuntiE wrote:
Hmm......Another questionable brain herd from.
What part of my braim are you in question about :?: :?: :?: :?:
I have you know I have invented a "Braim-O-Meter; my drive engine is working purrfectly thank you. :arrow: :arrow: :hunf:
Sep 29, 2014 11:08:06 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
Armageddun wrote:
What part of my braim are you in question about :?: :?: :?: :?:
I have you know I have invented a "Braim-O-Meter; my drive engine is working purrfectly thank you. :arrow: :arrow: :hunf:
I have you know I have invented a "Braim-O-Meter; my drive engine is working purrfectly thank you. :arrow: :arrow: :hunf:
but do you have a herd of braims?
Sep 29, 2014 11:17:58 #
alex wrote:
but do you have a herd of braims?
Now that sir is alot of bull :idea: :idea: :?
I have to leave, taking a stress test. You have just pushed me over the edge.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :roll: :shock: :shock: :shock: BBL
Sep 29, 2014 11:31:27 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
Armageddun wrote:
Now that sir is alot of bull :idea: :idea: :?
I have to leave, taking a stress test. You have just pushed me over the edge.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :roll: :shock: :shock: :shock: BBL
I have to leave, taking a stress test. You have just pushed me over the edge.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :roll: :shock: :shock: :shock: BBL
I thought you were already over the edge and just h*****g there by your finger tips
Sep 29, 2014 22:42:31 #
alex wrote:
I thought you were already over the edge and just h*****g there by your finger tips
I take it you mean over the hill :?: :?: :?: :?:
Did you hear about the guy who slipped over the edge of a very, very high cliff. He was sliding and picking up speed, quickly approaching the edge with nothing but open sky.
As he went over the edge, he grabbed a small bush that was growing out of a crack in the side of the cliff.
The man began yelling help, help me; somebody help me.
He heard a loud voice say, let go of the bush.
The guy said are you crazy? I'll fall to my death :!: :!:
The voice said, don't fear, this is God, let go of the branch, I'll save you.
The guy was real quiet for a while, he then began yelling help :!: help :!: Is there anybody else up there?
Sep 29, 2014 23:40:31 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
Armageddun wrote:
I take it you mean over the hill :?: :?: :?: :?... (show quote)
that was you, right?
Sep 30, 2014 16:18:00 #
alex wrote:
that was you, right?
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The plaque was covered with names, and small American f**gs were mounted on either side of it. The seven year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside him and said quietly, Good morning, Alex.
Good morning, Pastor, replied the young man, still focused on the plaque. Pastor McGhee, what is this? Alex asked.
Well, son, its a memorial to all the men and women who have died in the service.
Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Little Alexs voice was barely audible when he finally managed to ask, Which one, the 9:00 or 10:30 service?
Aging is THE master teacher of life, not a thief in the night.
Aging teaches me ... to honor the many lessons I have learned over the years.
Aging is a part of the living water that Jesus offers us every day.
Sep 30, 2014 16:24:14 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
Armageddun wrote:
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex... (show quote)
I've sat through a couple that would make you wonder how true that is
Oct 3, 2014 22:14:48 #
alex wrote:
I've sat through a couple that would make you wonder how true that is
This young preacher was preaching in a small country church. His sermon was rather long. Finally when the message was finished and the folks were leaving, the pastor was shaking everyone's hand at the door.
One of the gnarly old deacons was at the end of the line grabbed the new preacher's hand and asked, "Son, was you sent, or did you just went" :?: :?: :?: :?: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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