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Nov 21, 2021 17:33:14 #
Prosecutors Find Mail-In Jury V**es At 3AM, Rittenhouse Now Guilty
KENOSHA, WI—In a stunning reversal, Kyle Rittenhouse awoke this morning to discover that he had been found guilty after all.
Prosecutors explained that during the night, they had found dozens of mail-in jury v**es declaring the defendant guilty on all counts. Apparently, boxes of these mail-in v**es arrived in a truck at the courthouse around 3:00 am. Rittenhouse received a full 81,000,000 "guilty" v**es, making him "the most guilty defendant of all time" according to experts.
Attorneys for Mr. Rittenhouse were dumbfounded as to how such a thing could have happened
🚨 🚨 That would have happened if the democRATS had had their way!
KENOSHA, WI—In a stunning reversal, Kyle Rittenhouse awoke this morning to discover that he had been found guilty after all.
Prosecutors explained that during the night, they had found dozens of mail-in jury v**es declaring the defendant guilty on all counts. Apparently, boxes of these mail-in v**es arrived in a truck at the courthouse around 3:00 am. Rittenhouse received a full 81,000,000 "guilty" v**es, making him "the most guilty defendant of all time" according to experts.
Attorneys for Mr. Rittenhouse were dumbfounded as to how such a thing could have happened
🚨 🚨 That would have happened if the democRATS had had their way!
Nov 21, 2021 17:40:00 #
Elwood wrote:
Prosecutors Find Mail-In Jury V**es At 3AM, Ritten... (show quote)
I knew something strange was going on when he pulled those names out of that hat.
Nov 21, 2021 17:42:06 #
Weasel wrote:
I knew something strange was going on when he pulled those names out of that hat.
Nov 21, 2021 17:50:44 #
Elwood wrote:
Prosecutors Find Mail-In Jury V**es At 3AM, Ritten... (show quote)
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But...but we had 98 million not guilty v**es! Someone is not playing fair!
Nov 21, 2021 17:57:48 #
manning5.1 wrote:
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But...but we had 98 million not guilty v**es! Someone is not playing fair!
But...but we had 98 million not guilty v**es! Someone is not playing fair!
Nov 21, 2021 18:11:06 #
manning5.1 wrote:
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But...but we had 98 million not guilty v**es! Someone is not playing fair!
But...but we had 98 million not guilty v**es! Someone is not playing fair!
12 jurors, and 179,000,000 v**es, but absolutely no evidence of fraud.
Nov 21, 2021 18:12:05 #
Gatsby wrote:
12 jurors, and 179,000,000 v**es, but absolutely no evidence of fraud.
Nov 21, 2021 20:28:32 #
Nov 21, 2021 22:48:41 #
manning5.1 wrote:
What is fraud?
You misspelled Ford(?) The first automobile company to go bankrupt building nothing but EVs!
Nov 22, 2021 05:41:16 #
Elwood wrote:
Prosecutors Find Mail-In Jury V**es At 3AM, Ritten... (show quote)
Do you mean all that burning of businesses and the leftys on opp acting as complete fools, was for not???
Nov 22, 2021 10:12:17 #
Ronald Hatt
Loc: Lansing, Mich
Elwood wrote:
Prosecutors Find Mail-In Jury V**es At 3AM, Ritten... (show quote)
"Demoncrats"!.....GOOD GOD Y'ALL....
WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR......
ABSOLUTELY NUTHIN!.....:o}}}
Nov 22, 2021 11:09:43 #
Nov 22, 2021 11:10:03 #
Nov 22, 2021 11:10:56 #
fullspinzoo wrote:
Do you mean all that burning of businesses and the leftys on opp acting as complete fools, was for not???
Apparently.Nov 22, 2021 15:05:32 #
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