One of funniest birthday cards ever on my 86th birthday: Mallory is one of my best friends ever. She sat across from me when I opened the envelope with the card in i.. The front read...

Dwight Logan

Mallory is one of my best friends ever. She sat across from me when I opened the envelope with the card in i.. The front read, "You can't teach an old dog new tricks. I tried and tried to open it, but I couldn't. With a smug, superior smile, she reached over and opened the card on the left side. It read, "but you can teach a new trick to an old dog."

Carol Kelly

Dwight Logan wrote:

Mallory is one of my best friends ever. She sat across from me when I opened the envelope with the card in i.. The front read, "You can't teach an old dog new tricks. I tried and tried to open it, but I couldn't. With a smug, superior smile, she reached over and opened the card on the left side. It read, "but you can teach a new trick to an old dog."

Happy 86th and many more.

One Patriot

Carol Kelly wrote:

Happy 86th and many more.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

God bless you and your family.

dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

One Patriot wrote:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

God bless you and your family.

Happy Birthday!!!!

keepuphope Loc: Idaho

Dwight Logan wrote:

Mallory is one of my best friends ever. She sat across from me when I opened the envelope with the card in i.. The front read, "You can't teach an old dog new tricks. I tried and tried to open it, but I couldn't. With a smug, superior smile, she reached over and opened the card on the left side. It read, "but you can teach a new trick to an old dog."

86....and your still sharp as a tack.

Happy Birthday to you Dwight.

Wonttakeitanymore

Dwight Logan wrote:

Mallory is one of my best friends ever. She sat across from me when I opened the envelope with the card in i.. The front read, "You can't teach an old dog new tricks. I tried and tried to open it, but I couldn't. With a smug, superior smile, she reached over and opened the card on the left side. It read, "but you can teach a new trick to an old dog."

Happy birthday Dwight I love your attitude! God bless you!!

woodguru

Dwight Logan wrote:

Mallory is one of my best friends ever. She sat across from me when I opened the envelope with the card in i.. The front read, "You can't teach an old dog new tricks. I tried and tried to open it, but I couldn't. With a smug, superior smile, she reached over and opened the card on the left side. It read, "but you can teach a new trick to an old dog."

Doesn't this belong in the other section?

Happy B-Day...

dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

woodguru wrote:

Doesn't this belong in the other section?

Happy B-Day...

Haven't you already complained to Admin?

billy a Loc: South Florida

woodguru wrote:

Doesn't this belong in the other section?

Happy B-Day...

Hey, woody...get in line with the other Karens and talk to customer-service. F.J.B.

EmilyD

Dwight Logan wrote:

Mallory is one of my best friends ever. She sat across from me when I opened the envelope with the card in i.. The front read, "You can't teach an old dog new tricks. I tried and tried to open it, but I couldn't. With a smug, superior smile, she reached over and opened the card on the left side. It read, "but you can teach a new trick to an old dog."

Happy Birthday, Mr. Logan! How funny of your friend to trick you!

Now you have the fun task of putting one over your friend, Mallory, on her birthday! 😃

Rose42

Dwight Logan wrote:

Mallory is one of my best friends ever. She sat across from me when I opened the envelope with the card in i.. The front read, "You can't teach an old dog new tricks. I tried and tried to open it, but I couldn't. With a smug, superior smile, she reached over and opened the card on the left side. It read, "but you can teach a new trick to an old dog."

Happy birthday!

America 1 Loc: South Miami

woodguru wrote:

Doesn't this belong in the other section?

Happy B-Day...

Happy Birthday, Dwight, wish you many more.
woodgirly post is another everyday b***hing.

Radiance3

Dwight Logan wrote:

Mallory is one of my best friends ever. She sat across from me when I opened the envelope with the card in i.. The front read, "You can't teach an old dog new tricks. I tried and tried to open it, but I couldn't. With a smug, superior smile, she reached over and opened the card on the left side. It read, "but you can teach a new trick to an old dog."

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Happy 86th Birthday Dwight! May God walk with you as you continue your journey!

moldyoldy

woodguru wrote:

Doesn't this belong in the other section?

Happy B-Day...

They are going to 86 you for that.

keepuphope Loc: Idaho

moldyoldy wrote:

They are going to 86 you for that.

Actually that's kinda funny. Much better post than the last one.