Gavin Newsom Named U-Haul Salesperson Of The Year
Sep 16, 2021 15:55:16 #
The Babylon Bee
https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsom-named-u-haul-salesperson-of-the-year
SACRAMENTO, CA—U-Haul has named Governor Gavin Newsom its Salesperson of the Year for the third year in a row after a record-setting sales quarter.
"We are astounded by the growth we've seen in California," said U-Haul's Western Regional Director Fennick Buggstein. "Thanks to Gavin Newsom, literally every middle-class family has moved out of the state! It's been impossible to keep up with demand! Also, most of our workers left the state too, which kind of stinks."
In their second-quarter earnings statement, U-Haul revealed their sales on the West Coast have increased over 37,000% as every human with a pulse and marginal desire for a better life has packed up all their worldly belongings and chosen to leave for greener pastures in a giant U-Haul truck.
"We are deeply grateful to Gavin for our success in 2021," said Buggstein. "The only problem now is that we're all out of trucks. And no one is willing to drive a U-Haul back to California. And I'm leaving with my family as well. So I guess this is it! Bye everyone!" Buggstein then jumped in the last U-Haul with his family and took off for Texas.
Congrats to Gavin Newsom!
https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsom-named-u-haul-salesperson-of-the-year
SACRAMENTO, CA—U-Haul has named Governor Gavin Newsom its Salesperson of the Year for the third year in a row after a record-setting sales quarter.
"We are astounded by the growth we've seen in California," said U-Haul's Western Regional Director Fennick Buggstein. "Thanks to Gavin Newsom, literally every middle-class family has moved out of the state! It's been impossible to keep up with demand! Also, most of our workers left the state too, which kind of stinks."
In their second-quarter earnings statement, U-Haul revealed their sales on the West Coast have increased over 37,000% as every human with a pulse and marginal desire for a better life has packed up all their worldly belongings and chosen to leave for greener pastures in a giant U-Haul truck.
"We are deeply grateful to Gavin for our success in 2021," said Buggstein. "The only problem now is that we're all out of trucks. And no one is willing to drive a U-Haul back to California. And I'm leaving with my family as well. So I guess this is it! Bye everyone!" Buggstein then jumped in the last U-Haul with his family and took off for Texas.
Congrats to Gavin Newsom!
Sep 16, 2021 17:24:34 #
WinkyTink
Loc: Hill Country, TX
Ginny_Dandy wrote:
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Unfortunately many are now crapping in my back yard, we are being invaded from the west and the south! At least housing prices continue to rise while lawn services and street taco prices are going down! Dang honey, have you seen the dog?
Sep 16, 2021 18:08:56 #
wtroxell wrote:
Unfortunately many are now crapping in my back yard, we are being invaded from the west and the south! At least housing prices continue to rise while lawn services and street taco prices are going down! Dang honey, have you seen the dog?
I just went through a list of mansions that have been on the market for years, and they're starting to realize they're not going to get their asking price. I think the economy is starting to flat line.
Sep 16, 2021 18:23:08 #
WinkyTink
Loc: Hill Country, TX
Ginny_Dandy wrote:
I just went through a list of mansions that have been on the market for years, and they're starting to realize they're not going to get their asking price. I think the economy is starting to flat line.
Maybe in Cali, but not in Austin, Texas. ...... yet anyway.
Sep 16, 2021 18:47:18 #
wtroxell wrote:
Maybe in Cali, but not in Austin, Texas. ...... yet anyway.
They were all over the country - and I believe there was one in Texas, too.
Sep 17, 2021 12:58:16 #
Ginny_Dandy wrote:
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The mortgage companies are offering non-citizen loans no tin!! That’s why he won!! The i******s v**e!
Sep 17, 2021 12:59:25 #
wtroxell wrote:
Unfortunately many are now crapping in my back yard, we are being invaded from the west and the south! At least housing prices continue to rise while lawn services and street taco prices are going down! Dang honey, have you seen the dog?
Put roundup on the ground! And plant poison ivy
Sep 17, 2021 13:00:27 #
Ginny_Dandy wrote:
I just went through a list of mansions that have been on the market for years, and they're starting to realize they're not going to get their asking price. I think the economy is starting to flat line.
They need to put i******s and homeless in them! Those are the neighborhoods that would protest loudly!
Sep 17, 2021 13:04:46 #
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
The mortgage companies are offering non-citizen loans no tin!! That’s why he won!! The i******s v**e!
And do those non-citizens even have a job? There's plenty of them in Calif.
Sep 17, 2021 13:06:14 #
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
They need to put i******s and homeless in them! Those are the neighborhoods that would protest loudly!
That would drive the price even further down. And Lord only knows how much damage they do!
Sep 17, 2021 13:07:15 #
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
Put roundup on the ground! And plant poison ivy
oooooo, you're wicked. LOL
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