Old Thinker

Anyone else seen this?...

ABBOTT AND COSTELLO’S ‘WHO’S BEEN V******TED?’
Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Well because you’re un-v******ted.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’
Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’
Bud: ‘Because he’s v******ted.’
Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’
Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is v******ted.’
Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is v******ted?’
Bud: ‘Yes.’
Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is v******ted?’
Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’
Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re v******ted.’
Bud: ‘Because you’re un-v******ted.’
Lou: ‘But they’re v******ted.’
Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘So what the heck does the v*****e do?’
Bud: ‘It v******tes.’
Lou: ‘So v******ted people can’t spread c***d?’
Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread c***d just as easily as an un-v******ted person.’
Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.
Bud: ‘Ok.’
Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’
Bud: ‘That’s right.’
Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re v******ted.’
Bud: ‘Certainly.’
Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re un-v******ted.’
Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s v******ted or not!’
Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’
Lou: ‘Never mind. I’ll just put on my mask.’
Bud: ‘That’s fine.’
Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’
Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’
Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’
Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’
Bud: ‘I know.’
Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say ‘because I’m unv******ted’ again, I’ll break your arm.’
Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’
Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’
Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’
Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’
Bud: ‘Correct.’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re un-v******ted.’
Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’
Lou: ‘But they’re all v******ted.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’
Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’
Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’
Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’
Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get v******ted people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’
Bud: ‘WHO said so.’

Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas

saltwind 78 Loc: Murrells Inlet, South Carolina

Old, These are the facts that you need to know if you don't want to become very sick or even die from the c***d19 p******c:
1. The c***d ** is a novel v***s. That means that our bodies does not produces any antibodies. This means that it is easy to catch.
2. If you have the v*****e, the chances are that you won't catch the c***d v***s, but if you do, you will have much less of a serious infection. You will have much less of the v***s in your system, which means that you can still pass it on to others.
3. The c***d19 v***s has evolved several times. With each new variant, it becomes more contagious. We are now dealing with the delta variant which is many times more contagious than the original c***d infection. There is an excellent chance that it may evolve into an even more contagious, and deadly variant. It may even evolve into a variant in which the v*****e becomes worthless.
4. Masks, and social distancing are all important for evading this disease. It is not perfect, and many people still come down with the v***s. The v*****e is by far the best way to avoid the c***d19 v***s, but it is not perfect. It is almost perfect, but not quite.
5. As time goes on, the v*****e becomes less effective. A booster shot will make it 90% effective again.
6.Older people get much more serious symptoms on average than the young, although the delta variant is much more contagious to the young, as well.
Those are the real facts, not the misinformation being spread by Fox News and other right wing media. I was amazed when former President Trump advised his backers to take the v*****e at the Alabama rally and was actually booed.
Lets not forget that the hospitals are nearly full of c***d cases all over the country, especially in the South where the rules concerning masks and v*****es are much less mandated. I would advise you to question your buddies Bud and Lou, but they are either in the hospital on a breathing devise, or dead!

Old Thinker

So I assume are a infectious disease scientist, right?... or do you get your so-called facts from CNN and MSNBC?.... thanks but I'll do my own research and thinking.... still.. you have to admit it is a funny skit.. and based on reality... exactly what we are hearing from the F***i and Co.... btw... the so-called v*****e is not the best way to avoid any v***s... isolation is...

archie bunker Loc: Texas

A lot of people used to die from the flu every year. Now they don't anymore.
Amazing!!

Old Thinker

The CDC admitted that the test was created without any sample of c***d19 so they used a "cocktail" made with an influenza sample... so it can show positive for either one.... but the hospitals don't get extra money for the flu patients.. as they say,"Follow the money?.. booster shots anyone?...

F.D.R.

Funny, I've had that conversation with myself not long ago trying to figure out their logic. I've concluded there is no logic, it's just plain stupid. I've never had a flue shot because I've never had the flue and I'll not get any future flue shot.

Wonttakeitanymore

Got it got over it! Immunities abound! Praise the Lord!

saltwind 78 Loc: Murrells Inlet, South Carolina

FDR, I've never had the flu, and I have gotten a v******tion for the last fifteen years. The c***d v*****e is much more effective than the flu v******tion. While neither is perfect, both reduce the odds of becoming infected.
During the First World War, millions of people all over the world died from the Spanish flu. They didn't have a v*****e then.

Old Thinker

I don't get it.... you have been getting the flu shots for fifteen years and haven't had the flu and "V******ted" people are still getting c***d... so how is it more effective?...Anyway, we don't have a v*****e now either... we have a gene therapy treatment that is still experimental ... and greedy big pharma along with their purchased politicians and wanna-be dictators refuse to acknowledge the benefits of other legitimate treatments... I would like to see a study on how people that have had regular flu shots have been susceptible to c***d compared to those who have refused the annual shots.. btw... last I heard, the Phizer shot hasn't been fully approved by the FDA.. more f**e news..

saltwind 78 Loc: Murrells Inlet, South Carolina

I am certainly no scientist or doctor. I get my news from different sources, many of whom can be described as liberal. They get their information from many of the top scientists and doctors in the world, after they fully test the v*****e. They work in government agencies charged with protecting the American people from p******cs and other public health problems, like the CDC, and NIH.
Those are my sources. If you get your information from political sources, like Fox News and other right wing media organizations, you are just kidding yourself.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Are people who have had this "v*****e" still able to spread, and contract the v***s?

Old Thinker

The NIH helped fund the creation of the v***s... how can you trust them?... The CDC admits that the test can't tell the difference between C***d19 and influenza... how can you trust them... there are many top scientists and doctors that don't trust the shot... and it still hasn't been fully tested or approved... I get my medical information from medical sources...I get lot's of information from both liberal and conservative sources... I find more the liberals lie more...