Be careful...
Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home!
I was just talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking my coffee, and we all agreed that things are getting bad.
I didn’t mention any of this to the washing machine, because she puts a different spin on EVERYTHING!!
Certainly couldn’t share with the fridge, cause he’s been acting cold and distant!
In the end, the iron straightened me out! She said the situation isn’t all that pressing and all the wrinkles will soon get ironed out!
The vacuum, however, was very unsympathetic…told me to just suck it up buttercup!
But the fan was VERY optimistic and gave me hope that it will all blow over soon!
The toilet looked a bit flushed but didn’t say anything when I asked its opinion,
but the front door said I was becoming unhinged
and the doorknob told me to get a grip!!
You can just about guess what the curtains told me: they told me to “pull myself together!”
We will survive!!
#alonetogether2020
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1ProudAmerican wrote:
Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home!
I was just talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking my coffee, and we all agreed that things are getting bad.
I didn’t mention any of this to the washing machine, because she puts a different spin on EVERYTHING!!
Certainly couldn’t share with the fridge, cause he’s been acting cold and distant!
In the end, the iron straightened me out! She said the situation isn’t all that pressing and all the wrinkles will soon get ironed out!
The vacuum, however, was very unsympathetic…told me to just suck it up buttercup!
But the fan was VERY optimistic and gave me hope that it will all blow over soon!
The toilet looked a bit flushed but didn’t say anything when I asked its opinion,
but the front door said I was becoming unhinged
and the doorknob told me to get a grip!!
You can just about guess what the curtains told me: they told me to “pull myself together!”
We will survive!!
#alonetogether2020
Pass it on - gotta keep the humor! Copy and paste 🤣
Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are goin... (
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Vacuums can be like some liberals, they suck & blow at the same time.
Look, the p******c will be over. It may take three years or so, so we are half way.
I found it a lot easier to take once I got v******ted. I feel comfortable even talking to my lone neighbor who is not v******ted. I only talk outside, 6 feet apart.
I did like your post I felt the same way in March before my shots.
1ProudAmerican wrote:
Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home!
I was just talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking my coffee, and we all agreed that things are getting bad.
I didn’t mention any of this to the washing machine, because she puts a different spin on EVERYTHING!!
Certainly couldn’t share with the fridge, cause he’s been acting cold and distant!
In the end, the iron straightened me out! She said the situation isn’t all that pressing and all the wrinkles will soon get ironed out!
The vacuum, however, was very unsympathetic…told me to just suck it up buttercup!
But the fan was VERY optimistic and gave me hope that it will all blow over soon!
The toilet looked a bit flushed but didn’t say anything when I asked its opinion,
but the front door said I was becoming unhinged
and the doorknob told me to get a grip!!
You can just about guess what the curtains told me: they told me to “pull myself together!”
We will survive!!
#alonetogether2020
Pass it on - gotta keep the humor! Copy and paste 🤣
Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are goin... (
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Over a year of poop flushed down the toilet!
peg w wrote:
Look, the p******c will be over. It may take three years or so, so we are half way.
I found it a lot easier to take once I got v******ted. I feel comfortable even talking to my lone neighbor who is not v******ted. I only talk outside, 6 feet apart.
I did like your post I felt the same way in March before my shots.
Always pushing the agenda! It will be over when our real president is vindicated and you guys are fenced in and muzzled!
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