You punched nothing. .... like avoiding telling a fat kid he cant have a candy because hes fat, instead you let it go in the hopes he will quit being an ass and stop.... if not, he gets the t***h with both barrels... insert you as the fat kid, only you dont learn and have to hear the t***h while others see it too.
As usual, I did call your usual deflection and refusal to engage even when you're given the superior position starting out....... we see that happen with you all the time. So being that fat kid because you refuse to see the destruction you leave in the rear view of that prius you flutter around in.... but you know it's there, your never ending and comical attempt at deflecting to anything in front no matter how petty and heavy with nobody gives a s**t snips and undeserved sense of self worth...... no! Your response was fully anticipated and in a way for you to not disappoint with what you must consider a saving of face ..... like i said, you get avoided alot and that's obvious. .... you're basically a more feminine version of a Karen, and that's on you my buddy.
And there I was working hard for you,m begging a woman to take your geriatric virginity and show you how being g***med by an older pervym teacher was an epic failure in judgement. It was hard to dumb down to hot women for you, as i was being you so there would be a chance for success in this endeavor i painfully suffered through for my poor friend kemmer..... accept my gift kemmer, spent alot of tokens and many moments sporting a chub for you...it was hard my friend. .... the task you perv, my eyes are up here dude.... besides, you know if i was one of them fanny bandits i could do better than you, my man wouldn't be prissy and a gossipy chatterbox.......
I gift this prize to you in with the best of intentions..... dont mess this up, in short......... just don't talk to her, not one of your best attributes . If you don't come away from that looking like a glazed doughnut from your eyebrows to your top of your knees you ain't done. ..... hydrate up and back to work. ........ this time be angry and try to k**l it, you won't. .... .... but dot that eye so they know its there for a couple days..... they'll be back.
Enjoy, PM if you need some of that broken down in detail...... im here for ya, baby girl... don't be shy.
I covered her goodies out of respect. .... after all, this is is a family friendly forum and I would h**e to offend the sensibilities of the fine folks here on forum.
I do get hint a hint of Ukrainian here, thatsma good thing Kemmy.... dont just nod yes if you didnt catch what she said... always say yes..... but you better get that safe word, or may God have pity on your wasted soul
but you will be dieing with your boots on kemmy.... you'll be a hero to many, deservedly so..... write it on your hand if needed, dont miss that step. I know this will be new to you due to your past unforgettable actions..... if you get lost here and for some reason are looking at the back of her head and its moving back at you. .... better grab that hair and pull on it for your leverage cuz m its hammer time and the neighbors should be hearing what sounds like a cricket bat smacking a side of beef, there will be some splashing, pay it no never mind it will bring you a reward..... here comes a reverse Cowboy as a show of appreciation. ... just hold on to the sheets and let her work you over.... there will be pain kemmy, but you won't want to stop it for nothing..... bout it, make us proud and may the Dirk Diggler Gods be with you.
Oh.... one last thing...... ... if you get confused when working that backside , do not .... I repeat, DO NOT deliver a donkey punch under any circumstances. ....... she will kick your ass 9 different ways and in 2 languages being mixed.... safe word don't help here, you'll be looking for Jesus to step in.
You punched nothing. .... like avoiding telling a... (