Biden Hires Interpreter To T***slate His Speeches Into English...(Satire from The Babylon Bee)
Jul 23, 2021 11:57:16 #
Biden Hires Interpreter To T***slate His Speeches Into English...(Satire from The Babylon Bee)
U.S.—The Biden campaign is facing a real communication problem as Joe Biden's speeches are growing more and more nonsensical. In order to overcome this challenge, aides have hired an interpreter to t***slate everything he says into normal, human-style English.
"My fellow Americans, pickle hamster meatloaf. The thing. Potato!" Biden began.
"My fellow Americans, thank you for being here this evening," the interpreter t***slated.
Biden continued: "This p******c has cost us more than 85,000 jobs as of today. Lives of millions of people. Millions of people. Millions of jobs." He then nodded at the t***slator to interpret that into something resembling plain English.
"Uh... the, uh, p******c has cost us tens of millions of jobs, and 85,000 have tragically lost their lives," she interpreted frantically.
But she struggled to keep up as his speech got less and less coherent.
"Peanut butter M&Ms and my fellow U.S. Americans in the Iraq. Platypus!" was t***slated as "We must make sure Donald Trump does not continue to rob America of its future," while "Farley farley farley farley farley hufaaaaaaaar!" was t***slated as "I am the best choice to beat Donald Trump."
As Biden's speech concluded, he said farewell: "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' nourrwringmm!"
"God bless you, and God bless America."
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-campiagn-hires-t***slator-to-convert-his-speeches-into-english
U.S.—The Biden campaign is facing a real communication problem as Joe Biden's speeches are growing more and more nonsensical. In order to overcome this challenge, aides have hired an interpreter to t***slate everything he says into normal, human-style English.
"My fellow Americans, pickle hamster meatloaf. The thing. Potato!" Biden began.
"My fellow Americans, thank you for being here this evening," the interpreter t***slated.
Biden continued: "This p******c has cost us more than 85,000 jobs as of today. Lives of millions of people. Millions of people. Millions of jobs." He then nodded at the t***slator to interpret that into something resembling plain English.
"Uh... the, uh, p******c has cost us tens of millions of jobs, and 85,000 have tragically lost their lives," she interpreted frantically.
But she struggled to keep up as his speech got less and less coherent.
"Peanut butter M&Ms and my fellow U.S. Americans in the Iraq. Platypus!" was t***slated as "We must make sure Donald Trump does not continue to rob America of its future," while "Farley farley farley farley farley hufaaaaaaaar!" was t***slated as "I am the best choice to beat Donald Trump."
As Biden's speech concluded, he said farewell: "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' nourrwringmm!"
"God bless you, and God bless America."
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-campiagn-hires-t***slator-to-convert-his-speeches-into-english
Jul 23, 2021 12:16:37 #
At least he hasn’t claimed that the sound from windmills cause cancer or that we won the American Revolution because we took over their airport’s a hundred years before airplanes were invented like the last President did.
Jul 23, 2021 12:21:40 #
Linzo wrote:
At least he hasn’t claimed that the sound from windmills cause cancer or that we won the American Revolution because we took over their airport’s a hundred years before airplanes were invented like the last President did.
Are you libs born with the ability to make up the biggest and most ridiculous lies or is that something you are "learned" from yer mammys & pappys???
Jul 23, 2021 12:38:32 #
There is video of Trump saying those things so you can deny it and make disparaging remarks, but it doesn’t change the facts.
Jul 23, 2021 12:47:46 #
Linzo wrote:
There is video of Trump saying those things so you can deny it and make disparaging remarks, but it doesn’t change the facts.
Post a link!!
Jul 23, 2021 14:10:39 #
Jul 23, 2021 14:34:49 #
Linzo wrote:
It’s called google or YouTube
Post a link...have someone esplain this 2 "U"!!!
Jul 23, 2021 20:44:00 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Post a link...have someone esplain this 2 "U&... (show quote)
Learn how to use google. Have someone explain it to you. You should try it. It is really easy. You just put in something in the search bar like “ten dumbest things Trump said” and you will find all kinds of things. Do the same thing on YouTube. Now maybe your mama did these kind of things for you, but I don’t intend too.
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