10 Reasons The 2020 E******n Was The Fairest E******n Of All Time
Jul 1, 2021 20:05:50 #
Laughs from the Babylon Bee
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-reasons-the-2020-e******n-was-the-fairest-e******n-of-all-time
Everyone knows the 2020 e******n was literally the most secure and fair p**********l e******n—like, ever. But we know there are still a few skeptics out there. Here at the Bee, our number one mission is to prevent the spread of misinformation and make sure everyone still has faith in our democracy.
To help convince you, here is the undeniable evidence the e******n was fair:
1. Literally everyone says so: Duh. The 2020 e******n couldn't have been r****d because all the people who are cool and smart and not weird say so. Do you want to look like a weirdo? Ew.
2. Journalists were fair and balanced in assessing the qualities of moderate, kind, decent Joe Biden, and of his opponent Hitler: Thank God for the press! They really made sure to give a fair and honest assessment of the most popular and wonderful president ever and the evil orange monster who wanted to k**l democracy and take away all our norms and stuff. Great job, journalists!
3. Mail-in v**es were handled by USPS—the most reliable, trustworthy company on the planet: The post office almost never screws up, loses, or delays US mail. It's quite amazing, really.
4. V**e counters in Philadelphia and Detroit spent many years practicing how to count before e******n night: Some of them since kindergarten! The e******n was truly in good hands.
5. The Democrats have never done anything wrong, ever: Not ever.
6. Posters and barricades were held up to block people from seeing the unprecedented, blinding levels of v**e counting fairness: Poll watchers showed up, but their eyeballs would have been burned out by the awe-inspiring amount of v**e counting integrity. Many lives saved!
7. Absolutely nobody was threatened behind a poolhouse by a chain-wielding Biden: Biden is a fine, upstanding man of integrity and would never do something like that.
8. New York didn't just accidentally count 138,000 b****ts, a bizarrely familiar number: Science has clearly shown that v***r f***d is completely impossible and would never happen here, especially in New York City where they're really good at e******ns.
9. The e******n turned out exactly how your late great, great grandfather would have wanted: This was verified by his v**e in the 2020 e******n.
10. The Democrat candidate won, which is perhaps the most important sign of a fair and impartial e******n: The evil, f*****t dictator was v**ed out of office. Anything that was done to achieve this was fair, right?
We hope you have seen the light. Now shut up about the e******n you i**********nist!
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-reasons-the-2020-e******n-was-the-fairest-e******n-of-all-time
Everyone knows the 2020 e******n was literally the most secure and fair p**********l e******n—like, ever. But we know there are still a few skeptics out there. Here at the Bee, our number one mission is to prevent the spread of misinformation and make sure everyone still has faith in our democracy.
To help convince you, here is the undeniable evidence the e******n was fair:
1. Literally everyone says so: Duh. The 2020 e******n couldn't have been r****d because all the people who are cool and smart and not weird say so. Do you want to look like a weirdo? Ew.
2. Journalists were fair and balanced in assessing the qualities of moderate, kind, decent Joe Biden, and of his opponent Hitler: Thank God for the press! They really made sure to give a fair and honest assessment of the most popular and wonderful president ever and the evil orange monster who wanted to k**l democracy and take away all our norms and stuff. Great job, journalists!
3. Mail-in v**es were handled by USPS—the most reliable, trustworthy company on the planet: The post office almost never screws up, loses, or delays US mail. It's quite amazing, really.
4. V**e counters in Philadelphia and Detroit spent many years practicing how to count before e******n night: Some of them since kindergarten! The e******n was truly in good hands.
5. The Democrats have never done anything wrong, ever: Not ever.
6. Posters and barricades were held up to block people from seeing the unprecedented, blinding levels of v**e counting fairness: Poll watchers showed up, but their eyeballs would have been burned out by the awe-inspiring amount of v**e counting integrity. Many lives saved!
7. Absolutely nobody was threatened behind a poolhouse by a chain-wielding Biden: Biden is a fine, upstanding man of integrity and would never do something like that.
8. New York didn't just accidentally count 138,000 b****ts, a bizarrely familiar number: Science has clearly shown that v***r f***d is completely impossible and would never happen here, especially in New York City where they're really good at e******ns.
9. The e******n turned out exactly how your late great, great grandfather would have wanted: This was verified by his v**e in the 2020 e******n.
10. The Democrat candidate won, which is perhaps the most important sign of a fair and impartial e******n: The evil, f*****t dictator was v**ed out of office. Anything that was done to achieve this was fair, right?
We hope you have seen the light. Now shut up about the e******n you i**********nist!
Jul 1, 2021 20:38:44 #
As with your vice president. I would agree if you removed the not. Also, if there were no "not" in your dialogue I insert one in that sentence.
Seriously, I appreciate your information, which the "no-brained" readers, who read, but can not tell t***h from fiction. Great put down The reason that the "demorats" don't understand your sarcasm is because of the lack of "first grade intelligence level of comprehension" of those who are being taught in public schools. The Russians, Chinese and other c*******tic countries, who believe that American school teaches "Dance and play activities."
Seriously, I appreciate your information, which the "no-brained" readers, who read, but can not tell t***h from fiction. Great put down The reason that the "demorats" don't understand your sarcasm is because of the lack of "first grade intelligence level of comprehension" of those who are being taught in public schools. The Russians, Chinese and other c*******tic countries, who believe that American school teaches "Dance and play activities."
Jul 1, 2021 20:47:23 #
logans777yahoo.com wrote:
As with your vice president. I would agree if you ... (show quote)
Huh? It isn't my dialogue. And which Vice President are you referring to? I don't have either a president or Vice President at the moment. I hope that will change soon.
Our public education system is a joke and the rest of the world knows it.
A little suggestion. If Logan777 is your email address, you might want to change your user name.
Jul 1, 2021 20:55:33 #
logans777yahoo.com wrote:
As with your vice president. I would agree if you ... (show quote)
The Babylon Bee scores again. Nothing like the absurdity of its humor to provide a laugh as it points out the absurdity that so many people take as the t***h.
SWMBO
Jul 1, 2021 21:09:21 #
Jul 1, 2021 21:44:59 #
Ginny_Dandy wrote:
Laughs from the Babylon Bee br br https://babylo... (show quote)
Well done Ginny 👏👏👏👍👍👍🍷🍷🍷
Jul 1, 2021 21:52:06 #
SWMBO wrote:
The Babylon Bee scores again. Nothing like the absurdity of its humor to provide a laugh as it points out the absurdity that so many people take as the t***h.
SWMBO
SWMBO
That's what I thought, too.
Jul 1, 2021 22:05:02 #
The Ms. wrote:
Well done Ginny 👏👏👏👍👍👍🍷🍷🍷
Thank you, Ms. Glad you enjoyed it as much as I did.
Jul 1, 2021 22:06:10 #
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