I Really Believe That I am Going To Birth A Baby
Jul 1, 2021 13:01:47 #
I am a non cervixed creature who believes that I am c***ted out of my child credits from our benefactor and leader President Asterisk.
So I declare myself pregnant, and agonize whether it would be better to go the way of the kommiecrats and have a proud a******n. But I've decided that the tax credits are more fair to me than the social credits of having an a******n. So I will keep my pregnancy viable.
In 7 months (early delivery), I will birth my tax credit source. I will apply for every child benefit President Asterisk has to offer my child, who is as real as the male who declares that he's a female, or the she who claims he's a he.
The Asterisk Administration must accept my logic, and create laws to protect me, for I plan to have many children. It pays.
So I declare myself pregnant, and agonize whether it would be better to go the way of the kommiecrats and have a proud a******n. But I've decided that the tax credits are more fair to me than the social credits of having an a******n. So I will keep my pregnancy viable.
In 7 months (early delivery), I will birth my tax credit source. I will apply for every child benefit President Asterisk has to offer my child, who is as real as the male who declares that he's a female, or the she who claims he's a he.
The Asterisk Administration must accept my logic, and create laws to protect me, for I plan to have many children. It pays.
Jul 1, 2021 13:07:09 #
Mikeyavelli wrote:
I am a non cervixed creature who believes that I a... (show quote)
What a wild imagination! But how logical. Good luck with that and the IRS
Jul 1, 2021 13:14:03 #
Mikeyavelli wrote:
I am a non cervixed creature who believes that I a... (show quote)
Will you be breast feeding or will work duties/wild parties make that impractical?
Jul 1, 2021 13:17:29 #
Singularity wrote:
Will you be breast feeding or will work duties/wild parties make that impractical?
Jul 1, 2021 14:14:58 #
Singularity wrote:
Will you be breast feeding or will work duties/wild parties make that impractical?
Most mornings I will identify as feeder and nourish my child the natural way. But soon, I will identify as a birthing parent to an older child with less needs.
Some days I take off and become a cisg****red male. It's complicated.
Jul 1, 2021 14:30:42 #
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Most mornings I will identify as feeder and nourish my child the natural way. But soon, I will identify as a birthing parent to an older child with less needs.
Some days I take off and become a cisg****red male. It's complicated.
Some days I take off and become a cisg****red male. It's complicated.
Give birth to triplets and triple your credits. Not only that, you have 21 or 22 g****rs to choose from that you can assign to the kids. Pick the g****rs that will get you the most money.
Jul 1, 2021 14:53:12 #
Blade_Runner wrote:
Give birth to triplets and triple your credits. Not only that, you have 21 or 22 g****rs to choose from that you can assign to the kids. Pick the g****rs that will get you the most money.
I knew I needed help. Thank you.
I suppose that autistic albino pygmies would get the maximum amount of government money. Think I'll have quintuplets. They're small.
Jul 1, 2021 14:58:00 #
Mikeyavelli wrote:
I knew I needed help. Thank you.
I suppose that autistic albino pygmies would get the maximum amount of government money. Think I'll have quintuplets. They're small.
I suppose that autistic albino pygmies would get the maximum amount of government money. Think I'll have quintuplets. They're small.
Good idea, let us know how things come out and, fer the love of God, don't tell PPH.Jul 1, 2021 14:59:18 #
Mikeyavelli wrote:
I am a non cervixed creature who believes that I a... (show quote)
sticking it to the loony left with an analogy that articulates it with surgical precision.....excellent!!!!!
Jul 1, 2021 15:32:44 #
Jul 1, 2021 19:57:04 #
Mikeyavelli wrote:
I knew I needed help. Thank you.
I suppose that autistic albino pygmies would get the maximum amount of government money. Think I'll have quintuplets. They're small.
I suppose that autistic albino pygmies would get the maximum amount of government money. Think I'll have quintuplets. They're small.
You could also adopt. You definitely need help, lol.
Maybe a couple older children who can help out with barring exits from marauding sugar fueled quints if you want to go out anywhere. A person of your character and altruism could not be denied for some silly lifestyle choices.
Jul 1, 2021 20:04:10 #
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Most mornings I will identify as feeder and nourish my child the natural way. But soon, I will identify as a birthing parent to an older child with less needs.
Some days I take off and become a cisg****red male. It's complicated.
Some days I take off and become a cisg****red male. It's complicated.
Will you wouldn't exactly be a single mother with that multiplicity of personalities caring for gestational mutiples!
Jul 1, 2021 20:08:19 #
Redangel62 wrote:
Excuse me, it is now chest feeding
Good thing you mentioned that, he wouldn't have known what to put in it's mouth.
Jul 1, 2021 20:11:50 #
Mikeyavelli wrote:
I really believe that I am going to birth a baby
Which makes a perfect example of the validity of everything you believe.
I don't believe you are going to birth a baby...who is right, what makes my beliefs better than yours?
Jul 1, 2021 20:12:32 #
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