Humor
May 13, 2021 09:35:23 #
When I go through the halls I stop at each wheelchair and ask if they would like me to pray for them. Also, there and in the restaurant people ask me to pray for them.
Recently I was sitting outside of our door and a woman came by. I asked her to not come close to me. I told her that I just went on a diet and was supposed to stay away from sweets. In the line just behind her a woman." shouted, "That's the best pick-up line ever
I have gotten a reputation for my jokes (even the dumb ones. People I don't recognize ask me what the joke of the day is.
Recently I was sitting outside of our door and a woman came by. I asked her to not come close to me. I told her that I just went on a diet and was supposed to stay away from sweets. In the line just behind her a woman." shouted, "That's the best pick-up line ever
I have gotten a reputation for my jokes (even the dumb ones. People I don't recognize ask me what the joke of the day is.
May 13, 2021 09:41:00 #
logans777yahoo.com wrote:
When I go through the halls I stop at each wheelch... (show quote)
Keep the humor it’s almost a lost commodity anymore! We need more of it and less h**e!!
Q: What is the difference between capitalism and socialism?
A: In a capitalist society, man exploits man, and in a socialist one, it’s the other way around.😉😉
May 13, 2021 09:55:54 #
May 14, 2021 07:41:00 #
America 1
Loc: South Miami
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
I love a good joke keep them coming img src="http... (show quote)
A doe comes wobbly kneed out of the woods.
I'll never do that again for two bucks.
May 14, 2021 08:25:46 #
America 1 wrote:
A doe comes wobbly kneed out of the woods.
I'll never do that again for two bucks.
I'll never do that again for two bucks.
😂😂
Two friends, a brunette and a blonde, meet in a café:
Brunette: I have just taken a pregnancy test.
The blonde responds: Were the questions hard?
May 14, 2021 09:37:35 #
logans777yahoo.com wrote:
When I go through the halls I stop at each wheelch... (show quote)
Ur a blessing Dwight!
May 14, 2021 09:39:36 #
lindajoy wrote:
😂😂
Two friends, a brunette and a blonde, meet in a café:
Brunette: I have just taken a pregnancy test.
The blonde responds: Were the questions hard?
Two friends, a brunette and a blonde, meet in a café:
Brunette: I have just taken a pregnancy test.
The blonde responds: Were the questions hard?
What does an elephant and a grape have in common? Neither of them can ride a bicycle!! Ta dum!
May 14, 2021 10:11:08 #
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
What does an elephant and a grape have in common? Neither of them can ride a bicycle!! Ta dum!
Lolol ta daaaaaaa ya mean!!! 😂😂👍
An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag. 😉😉😎🙆🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
May 14, 2021 15:38:54 #
TexaCan
Loc: Homeward Bound!
lindajoy wrote:
Keep the humor it’s almost a lost commodity anymore! We need more of it and less h**e!!
Q: What is the difference between capitalism and socialism?
A: In a capitalist society, man exploits man, and in a socialist one, it’s the other way around.😉😉
Q: What is the difference between capitalism and socialism?
A: In a capitalist society, man exploits man, and in a socialist one, it’s the other way around.😉😉
Smarty pants! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Good ones, all of them! 👍
May 14, 2021 17:54:15 #
TexaCan wrote:
Smarty pants! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Good ones, all of them! 👍
Good ones, all of them! 👍
Well ya know, I don’t actually approve of political jokes..I’ve seen too many of them elected to office..🤦🏻♀️🙆🏻♀️😂
May 15, 2021 17:21:24 #
TexaCan
Loc: Homeward Bound!
lindajoy wrote:
Well ya know, I don’t actually approve of political jokes..I’ve seen too many of them elected to office..🤦🏻♀️🙆🏻♀️😂
🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁you have to imagine a comedian telling a joke and then the drummer doing the little dadadant!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤓🥳❤️
May 15, 2021 18:23:43 #
lindajoy wrote:
Keep the humor it’s almost a lost commodity anymore! We need more of it and less h**e!!
Q: What is the difference between capitalism and socialism?
A: In a capitalist society, man exploits man, and in a socialist one, it’s the other way around.😉😉
Q: What is the difference between capitalism and socialism?
A: In a capitalist society, man exploits man, and in a socialist one, it’s the other way around.😉😉
May 15, 2021 18:52:49 #
America 1
Loc: South Miami
Armageddun wrote:
img src="https://static.onepoliticalplaza.com/ima... (show quote)
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
May 15, 2021 19:42:34 #
TexaCan wrote:
🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁you have to imagine a comedian telling a joke and then the drummer doing the little dadadant!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤓🥳❤️
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤓🥳❤️
Visual came through very well...🍻🥂🤾🏻🏌🏻♀️🎤🥁😂😎😂
Ohhhhhh and to the guy who stole my antidepressants: I hope you’re happy now!!🙃🤪
May 16, 2021 15:21:29 #
TexaCan
Loc: Homeward Bound!
lindajoy wrote:
Visual came through very well...🍻🥂🤾🏻🏌🏻♀️🎤🥁😂😎😂
Ohhhhhh and to the guy who stole my antidepressants: I hope you’re happy now!!🙃🤪
Ohhhhhh and to the guy who stole my antidepressants: I hope you’re happy now!!🙃🤪
A couple shots of Cuervo Gold or three......and everything will be better! Trust me! 😂🥳🥸😎😉
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