Flintstones Vitamins Now Available With Puberty Blockers
May 3, 2021 14:02:09 #
The Babylon Bee (satire)
https://babylonbee.com/news/flintstones-vitamins-now-available-with-puberty-blockers
WHIPPANY, NJ—Bayer AG, the multinational pharmaceutical corporation, has announced a brand new line of t***s-friendly Flintstones vitamins laced with puberty-blocking hormones. To help normalize early childhood t***sition, the vitamins will be on sale over the counter without restriction.
"Yes, zis seems all very ethical," said Bayer CEO Hans Von Himmler while stroking his pet cat-pig hybrid. "Ve simply give ze little girl-child ze hormones, and then ze beard grows. Ve always on ze right side of history."
Flintstones vitamins' new girl-to-boy chewables will be made of anabolic steroids with vitamins and delicious fruit flavors added in. The vitamins will be completely organic and hormone-free-- except, of course, for the synthetic hormones which are the active ingredient.
Some politicians expressed alarm at the thought of giving synthetic hormones to young children, but they quickly fell silent after Bayer threatened to pull campaign donations and business from their states.
https://babylonbee.com/news/flintstones-vitamins-now-available-with-puberty-blockers
WHIPPANY, NJ—Bayer AG, the multinational pharmaceutical corporation, has announced a brand new line of t***s-friendly Flintstones vitamins laced with puberty-blocking hormones. To help normalize early childhood t***sition, the vitamins will be on sale over the counter without restriction.
"Yes, zis seems all very ethical," said Bayer CEO Hans Von Himmler while stroking his pet cat-pig hybrid. "Ve simply give ze little girl-child ze hormones, and then ze beard grows. Ve always on ze right side of history."
Flintstones vitamins' new girl-to-boy chewables will be made of anabolic steroids with vitamins and delicious fruit flavors added in. The vitamins will be completely organic and hormone-free-- except, of course, for the synthetic hormones which are the active ingredient.
Some politicians expressed alarm at the thought of giving synthetic hormones to young children, but they quickly fell silent after Bayer threatened to pull campaign donations and business from their states.
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