Joe Biden walked into a D.C. bank to cash a check.
May 1, 2021 18:59:14 #
Joe Biden walked into a D.C. bank to cash a check.
Approaching the cashier, he said, "Good morning, ma'am. Would you please cash this check for me?"
"It would be my pleasure, sir. Would you please show me your ID?"
"Well, I didn't bring my ID with me since I didn't think there was any need to. I am Joe Biden, President of the United States!"
"Yes, sir. I know who you are, but with all of the regulations and monitoring of banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of banking legislation, I must insist on seeing some identification."
"You can ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
"I'm sorry, Mr. Biden, but these are the bank's rules and I must follow them."
"Please, I am urging you to cash this check."
"Mr. Biden, here's an example of what we can do. One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without any ID and to prove that he was Tiger, he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful putt across the bank floor right into a cup. With that shot, we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check. So, Mr. Biden, what can you do to prove that it is really you?"
Biden stood there thinking and finally replied, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank. I have absolutely no idea what to do, I don't have a clue."
"Would you like large or small bills?"
Approaching the cashier, he said, "Good morning, ma'am. Would you please cash this check for me?"
"It would be my pleasure, sir. Would you please show me your ID?"
"Well, I didn't bring my ID with me since I didn't think there was any need to. I am Joe Biden, President of the United States!"
"Yes, sir. I know who you are, but with all of the regulations and monitoring of banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of banking legislation, I must insist on seeing some identification."
"You can ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
"I'm sorry, Mr. Biden, but these are the bank's rules and I must follow them."
"Please, I am urging you to cash this check."
"Mr. Biden, here's an example of what we can do. One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without any ID and to prove that he was Tiger, he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful putt across the bank floor right into a cup. With that shot, we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check. So, Mr. Biden, what can you do to prove that it is really you?"
Biden stood there thinking and finally replied, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank. I have absolutely no idea what to do, I don't have a clue."
"Would you like large or small bills?"
May 1, 2021 19:49:00 #
May 1, 2021 21:25:13 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Joe Biden walked into a D.C. bank to cash a check.... (show quote)
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May 1, 2021 21:57:53 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Joe Biden walked into a D.C. bank to cash a check.... (show quote)
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