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A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died appear before God.
Apr 29, 2021 17:09:36   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died appear before God.


A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died appear before God.

God ask each one what they believed in.

The German Shepherd said, “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master.”

“Good!” said God. “Sit at my right side.” Then God asked, “Doberman, what do you believe in?”

The Doberman answered, “I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master.”

“Aha,” said God, “you may sit on my left.”

Then God looked at the cat and asked, “And what do you believe in?”

“I believe,” replied the cat, “that you are sitting in my seat.”

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Apr 29, 2021 17:21:56   #
Tiptop789 Loc: State of Denial
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died appear before God.


A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died appear before God.

God ask each one what they believed in.

The German Shepherd said, “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master.”

“Good!” said God. “Sit at my right side.” Then God asked, “Doberman, what do you believe in?”

The Doberman answered, “I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master.”

“Aha,” said God, “you may sit on my left.”

Then God looked at the cat and asked, “And what do you believe in?”

“I believe,” replied the cat, “that you are sitting in my seat.”
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Dang that's funny!


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Apr 29, 2021 17:23:24   #
JW
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died appear before God.


A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died appear before God.

God ask each one what they believed in.

The German Shepherd said, “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master.”

“Good!” said God. “Sit at my right side.” Then God asked, “Doberman, what do you believe in?”

The Doberman answered, “I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master.”

“Aha,” said God, “you may sit on my left.”

Then God looked at the cat and asked, “And what do you believe in?”

“I believe,” replied the cat, “that you are sitting in my seat.”
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Love it! Sounds just like one of mine.

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Apr 29, 2021 20:02:09   #
SWMBO
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died appear before God.


A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died appear before God.

God ask each one what they believed in.

The German Shepherd said, “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master.”

“Good!” said God. “Sit at my right side.” Then God asked, “Doberman, what do you believe in?”

The Doberman answered, “I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master.”

“Aha,” said God, “you may sit on my left.”

Then God looked at the cat and asked, “And what do you believe in?”

“I believe,” replied the cat, “that you are sitting in my seat.”
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Exactly what a cat would say, which is why you should never trust a cat!!!

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Apr 29, 2021 20:08:47   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
SWMBO wrote:
Exactly what a cat would say, which is why you should never trust a cat!!!



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