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The Firing Squad
Apr 8, 2021 19:56:23   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
Not all Presidents think alike!

Donald Trump, George Bush and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a small central American country. Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out "Earthquake". The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.


George Bush was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and George pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given George yelled out "Tornado". Again the squad fell apart and George slipped over the wall.


The last person Joe Biden was placed against the wall. He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall. He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled "Fire".

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Apr 8, 2021 20:05:36   #
Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas
 
dtucker300 wrote:
Not all Presidents think alike!

Donald Trump, George Bush and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a small central American country. Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out "Earthquake". The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.


George Bush was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and George pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given George yelled out "Tornado". Again the squad fell apart and George slipped over the wall.


The last person Joe Biden was placed against the wall. He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall. He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled "Fire".
Not all Presidents think alike! br br Donald Trum... (show quote)



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Apr 8, 2021 20:52:15   #
manning5 Loc: Richmond, VA
 
dtucker300 wrote:
Not all Presidents think alike!

Donald Trump, George Bush and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a small central American country. Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out "Earthquake". The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.


George Bush was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and George pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given George yelled out "Tornado". Again the squad fell apart and George slipped over the wall.


The last person Joe Biden was placed against the wall. He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall. He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled "Fire".
Not all Presidents think alike! br br Donald Trum... (show quote)


An outcome devoutly to be wished!

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Apr 8, 2021 21:02:27   #
LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago
 
manning5 wrote:
An outcome devoutly to be wished!


If only Harris and Pelosi were standing up there with him. Like a baloony sandwich with rye on one side and stale moldy white bread on the other.

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Apr 9, 2021 15:23:09   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
manning5 wrote:
An outcome devoutly to be wished!


Praying they get driven to their knees before God in repentance

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Apr 9, 2021 15:42:57   #
ChJoe
 
dtucker300 wrote:
Not all Presidents think alike!

Donald Trump, George Bush and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a small central American country. Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out "Earthquake". The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.


George Bush was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and George pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given George yelled out "Tornado". Again the squad fell apart and George slipped over the wall.


The last person Joe Biden was placed against the wall. He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall. He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled "Fire".
Not all Presidents think alike! br br Donald Trum... (show quote)



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