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Apr 4, 2021 05:51:56   #
rumitoid
 
In my mind, I am 22; my thoughts aren't aging. They have no wrinkles, aches and pains, or limiting health issues. They could do a marathon and not tire or get out of breath. They are the prodigy of Peter Pan, natives of Neverland.

But then I go before my reflection to shave in the morning and I get assaulted. Some witch has cast a spell on me as I slept that night and shriveled my appearance, like going to bed that as a plum and waking up a prune. The dichotomy of my mind and physical reality is surreal. This stark contrast is bizarre beyond any understanding.

It makes me angry and I look to blame. Wh**ever ancient culture developed this heinous device called the mirror should be loathed by all societies. There should be a universal law that mirrors are only for the young and store fronts need to reduce reflections in their glass or be seriously fined.

Then I leave the bathroom and in a few moments at the computer, return to Neverland.

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Apr 4, 2021 06:14:33   #
Kickaha Loc: Nebraska
 
rumitoid wrote:
In my mind, I am 22; my thoughts aren't aging. They have no wrinkles, aches and pains, or limiting health issues. They could do a marathon and not tire or get out of breath. They are the prodigy of Peter Pan, natives of Neverland.

But then I go before my reflection to shave in the morning and I get assaulted. Some witch has cast a spell on me as I slept that night and shriveled my appearance, like going to bed that as a plum and waking up a prune. The dichotomy of my mind and physical reality is surreal. This stark contrast is bizarre beyond any understanding.

It makes me angry and I look to blame. Wh**ever ancient culture developed this heinous device called the mirror should be loathed by all societies. There should be a universal law that mirrors are only for the young and store fronts need to reduce reflections in their glass or be seriously fined.

Then I leave the bathroom and in a few moments at the computer, return to Neverland.
In my mind, I am 22; my thoughts aren't aging. The... (show quote)


Mirrors actually have a good use. By looking into them we can see the t***h that God has a sense of humor.

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Apr 4, 2021 07:35:12   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
rumitoid wrote:
In my mind, I am 22; my thoughts aren't aging. They have no wrinkles, aches and pains, or limiting health issues. They could do a marathon and not tire or get out of breath. They are the prodigy of Peter Pan, natives of Neverland.

But then I go before my reflection to shave in the morning and I get assaulted. Some witch has cast a spell on me as I slept that night and shriveled my appearance, like going to bed that as a plum and waking up a prune. The dichotomy of my mind and physical reality is surreal. This stark contrast is bizarre beyond any understanding.

It makes me angry and I look to blame. Wh**ever ancient culture developed this heinous device called the mirror should be loathed by all societies. There should be a universal law that mirrors are only for the young and store fronts need to reduce reflections in their glass or be seriously fined.

Then I leave the bathroom and in a few moments at the computer, return to Neverland.
In my mind, I am 22; my thoughts aren't aging. The... (show quote)


Trump put a spell on you,Rumitoid

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Apr 4, 2021 07:40:09   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
rumitoid wrote:
In my mind, I am 22; my thoughts aren't aging. They have no wrinkles, aches and pains, or limiting health issues. They could do a marathon and not tire or get out of breath. They are the prodigy of Peter Pan, natives of Neverland.

But then I go before my reflection to shave in the morning and I get assaulted. Some witch has cast a spell on me as I slept that night and shriveled my appearance, like going to bed that as a plum and waking up a prune. The dichotomy of my mind and physical reality is surreal. This stark contrast is bizarre beyond any understanding.

It makes me angry and I look to blame. Wh**ever ancient culture developed this heinous device called the mirror should be loathed by all societies. There should be a universal law that mirrors are only for the young and store fronts need to reduce reflections in their glass or be seriously fined.

Then I leave the bathroom and in a few moments at the computer, return to Neverland.
In my mind, I am 22; my thoughts aren't aging. The... (show quote)


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Apr 4, 2021 07:59:37   #
ACP45 Loc: Rhode Island
 
slatten49 wrote:


In a rare display of unity, we are all in agreement!

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Apr 4, 2021 09:07:53   #
crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island
 
rumitoid wrote:
In my mind, I am 22; my thoughts aren't aging. They have no wrinkles, aches and pains, or limiting health issues. They could do a marathon and not tire or get out of breath. They are the prodigy of Peter Pan, natives of Neverland.

But then I go before my reflection to shave in the morning and I get assaulted. Some witch has cast a spell on me as I slept that night and shriveled my appearance, like going to bed that as a plum and waking up a prune. The dichotomy of my mind and physical reality is surreal. This stark contrast is bizarre beyond any understanding.

It makes me angry and I look to blame. Wh**ever ancient culture developed this heinous device called the mirror should be loathed by all societies. There should be a universal law that mirrors are only for the young and store fronts need to reduce reflections in their glass or be seriously fined.

Then I leave the bathroom and in a few moments at the computer, return to Neverland.
In my mind, I am 22; my thoughts aren't aging. The... (show quote)




Some self-deprecating humor from a progressive? Wow!

Rumitoid just changed my mind. Maybe I could be friends with him. It's my conviction that, ultimately, we're all a bunch of fools and when it comes to politics, we should all realize it.

The hairs around my ears and my nose are much more noticeable now than they were when I was in grade school. My skin isn't smooth anymore and the hair is all grey, at least what's left of it.

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Apr 4, 2021 09:10:22   #
rumitoid
 
Kickaha wrote:
Mirrors actually have a good use. By looking into them we can see the t***h that God has a sense of humor.


Beautiful, very insightful. Thank you. And I am the proof of his humor.

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Apr 4, 2021 09:11:01   #
rumitoid
 
proud republican wrote:
Trump put a spell on you,Rumitoid


Wow, you are probably right, haha.

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Apr 4, 2021 09:12:20   #
rumitoid
 
slatten49 wrote:


Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, and thank you.

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Apr 4, 2021 09:13:27   #
rumitoid
 
ACP45 wrote:
In a rare display of unity, we are all in agreement!



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Apr 4, 2021 09:14:19   #
rumitoid
 
crazylibertarian wrote:
Some self-deprecating humor from a progressive? Wow!


Glad that you enjoyed it. Thank you.

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Apr 4, 2021 09:19:30   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
rumitoid wrote:
In my mind, I am 22; my thoughts aren't aging. They have no wrinkles, aches and pains, or limiting health issues. They could do a marathon and not tire or get out of breath. They are the prodigy of Peter Pan, natives of Neverland.

But then I go before my reflection to shave in the morning and I get assaulted. Some witch has cast a spell on me as I slept that night and shriveled my appearance, like going to bed that as a plum and waking up a prune. The dichotomy of my mind and physical reality is surreal. This stark contrast is bizarre beyond any understanding.

It makes me angry and I look to blame. Wh**ever ancient culture developed this heinous device called the mirror should be loathed by all societies. There should be a universal law that mirrors are only for the young and store fronts need to reduce reflections in their glass or be seriously fined.

Then I leave the bathroom and in a few moments at the computer, return to Neverland.
In my mind, I am 22; my thoughts aren't aging. The... (show quote)


Aging is the beautiful process of our wisdom learned and the ability to share it in love and awareness...

We are as beautiful as our heart shows and our thoughts serve purpose for others..

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Apr 4, 2021 09:42:23   #
Gatsby
 
rumitoid wrote:
In my mind, I am 22; my thoughts aren't aging. They have no wrinkles, aches and pains, or limiting health issues. They could do a marathon and not tire or get out of breath. They are the prodigy of Peter Pan, natives of Neverland.

But then I go before my reflection to shave in the morning and I get assaulted. Some witch has cast a spell on me as I slept that night and shriveled my appearance, like going to bed that as a plum and waking up a prune. The dichotomy of my mind and physical reality is surreal. This stark contrast is bizarre beyond any understanding.

It makes me angry and I look to blame. Wh**ever ancient culture developed this heinous device called the mirror should be loathed by all societies. There should be a universal law that mirrors are only for the young and store fronts need to reduce reflections in their glass or be seriously fined.

Then I leave the bathroom and in a few moments at the computer, return to Neverland.
In my mind, I am 22; my thoughts aren't aging. The... (show quote)


I would that could say it even half as well.

The Man in the Glass
When you get what you want in your struggle for self
and the world makes you king for a day
Just go to the mirror and look at yourself
and see what that man has to say

For it isn't your father or mother or wife
who judgment upon you must pass
The fellow whose verdict counts the most in your life
is the one staring back from the glass

Some people may think you a straight-shooting chum
and call you a wonderful guy
But the guy in the glass says you're only a bum
if you can't look him straight in the eye

He's the fellow to please never mind all the rest
for he's with you clear up to the end
And you've passed your most dangerous difficult test
if the man in the glass is your friend

You may fool the whole world down the pathway
of life and get pats on the back as pass
But your final reward will be heartaches and
tears if you've c***ted the man in the glass.

Anonymous

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Apr 4, 2021 09:45:37   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
For Rumi and all on this thread...a re-posting appropriate to the subject...

Grandparents and a little girl whose face was sprinkled with bright red freckles spent the day at the zoo. Many children were waiting in line to get their cheeks painted by a local artist who was decorating them with tiger paws.

'You've got so many freckles, there's no place to paint!' a boy in the line cried.

Embarrassed, the little girl dropped her head. Her grandfather knelt down next to her. 'I love your freckles,' he said.

'Not me,' the girl replied.

'Well, when I was a little girl I always wanted freckles,' her grandmother said, tracing her finger across the child's cheek. 'Freckles are beautiful!'

The girl looked up. 'Really?'

'Of course,' said the grandmother. 'Why, just name me one thing that's prettier than freckles.'

The little girl peered into the old woman's smiling face. 'Wrinkles,' she answered softly.

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Apr 4, 2021 09:47:23   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
rumitoid wrote:
In my mind, I am 22; my thoughts aren't aging. They have no wrinkles, aches and pains, or limiting health issues. They could do a marathon and not tire or get out of breath. They are the prodigy of Peter Pan, natives of Neverland.

But then I go before my reflection to shave in the morning and I get assaulted. Some witch has cast a spell on me as I slept that night and shriveled my appearance, like going to bed that as a plum and waking up a prune. The dichotomy of my mind and physical reality is surreal. This stark contrast is bizarre beyond any understanding.

It makes me angry and I look to blame. Wh**ever ancient culture developed this heinous device called the mirror should be loathed by all societies. There should be a universal law that mirrors are only for the young and store fronts need to reduce reflections in their glass or be seriously fined.

Then I leave the bathroom and in a few moments at the computer, return to Neverland.
In my mind, I am 22; my thoughts aren't aging. The... (show quote)


Mirrors don't lie. Be grateful they don't laugh either.

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