The Speed of Sex
Mar 25, 2021 15:52:25 #
The Speed of Sex
If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec (the speed of light) it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.
However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you were able to accomplish the same result by V****g Biden in the Nov. 3, 2020 e******ns.
If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec (the speed of light) it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.
However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you were able to accomplish the same result by V****g Biden in the Nov. 3, 2020 e******ns.
Mar 25, 2021 15:55:58 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Oldsailor65 wrote:
The Speed of Sex
If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec (the speed of light) it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.
However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you were able to accomplish the same result by V****g Biden in the Nov. 3, 2020 e******ns.
If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec (the speed of light) it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.
However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you were able to accomplish the same result by V****g Biden in the Nov. 3, 2020 e******ns.
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Very Good... Don D.
Mar 25, 2021 16:12:41 #
proud republican
Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
Oldsailor65 wrote:
The Speed of Sex
If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec (the speed of light) it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.
However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you were able to accomplish the same result by V****g Biden in the Nov. 3, 2020 e******ns.
If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec (the speed of light) it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.
However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you were able to accomplish the same result by V****g Biden in the Nov. 3, 2020 e******ns.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Mar 25, 2021 17:15:48 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
Oldsailor65 wrote:
The Speed of Sex
If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec (the speed of light) it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.
However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you were able to accomplish the same result by V****g Biden in the Nov. 3, 2020 e******ns.
If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec (the speed of light) it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.
However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you were able to accomplish the same result by V****g Biden in the Nov. 3, 2020 e******ns.
How is biden supposed to help us gain light speed?
Mar 25, 2021 21:28:09 #
lpnmajor wrote:
How is biden supposed to help us gain light speed?
I don't mind esplain'n things to liberals, they need more help have a very poor sense of humor and catch on slow.......so.
By v****g for Biden / Harris you have screwed not only yourself but the rest of the country.
Mar 26, 2021 14:44:37 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
The Speed of Sex
If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec (the speed of light) it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.
However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you were able to accomplish the same result by V****g Biden in the Nov. 3, 2020 e******ns.
If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec (the speed of light) it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.
However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you were able to accomplish the same result by V****g Biden in the Nov. 3, 2020 e******ns.
👍👍👍👍👍
Mar 26, 2021 15:10:31 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
The Speed of Sex
If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec (the speed of light) it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.
However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you were able to accomplish the same result by V****g Biden in the Nov. 3, 2020 e******ns.
If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec (the speed of light) it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.
However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you were able to accomplish the same result by V****g Biden in the Nov. 3, 2020 e******ns.
Ha ha !
Mar 26, 2021 18:31:51 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
The Speed of Sex
If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec (the speed of light) it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.
However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you were able to accomplish the same result by V****g Biden in the Nov. 3, 2020 e******ns.
If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec (the speed of light) it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.
However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you were able to accomplish the same result by V****g Biden in the Nov. 3, 2020 e******ns.
Now that there is funny!
Mar 26, 2021 21:55:36 #
SGM B wrote:
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The difference between a democrat and a hooker is when you run out of money the hooker will stop screwing you.
Mar 26, 2021 22:19:44 #
hbmac10 wrote:
The difference between a democrat and a hooker is when you run out of money the hooker will stop screwing you.
But you'll still have the disease.
Mar 27, 2021 05:29:05 #
RandyBrian
Loc: Texas
Oldsailor65 wrote:
The Speed of Sex
If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec (the speed of light) it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.
However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you were able to accomplish the same result by V****g Biden in the Nov. 3, 2020 e******ns.
If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec (the speed of light) it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.
However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you were able to accomplish the same result by V****g Biden in the Nov. 3, 2020 e******ns.
But...but....Sailor! How do you deal with the problem of air friction? Talk about getting hot and bothered!
Actual, it was a great joke. Gave me a good laugh at a needed time.
On the bright side, at least your carpet burns would be on the soles of your feet rather than the usual places.
Mar 27, 2021 09:20:59 #
RandyBrian wrote:
But...but....Sailor! How do you deal with the problem of air friction? Talk about getting hot and bothered!
Actual, it was a great joke. Gave me a good laugh at a needed time.
On the bright side, at least your carpet burns would be on the soles of your feet rather than the usual places.
Actual, it was a great joke. Gave me a good laugh at a needed time.
On the bright side, at least your carpet burns would be on the soles of your feet rather than the usual places.
You never did it standing up? In sunlight, with a dog watching?
Mar 27, 2021 15:30:34 #
RandyBrian
Loc: Texas
Mikeyavelli wrote:
You never did it standing up? In sunlight, with a dog watching?
Nope. My wife and I are sort of traditional.
Mar 27, 2021 15:41:18 #
Mar 27, 2021 17:56:44 #
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