Report from the bunker
Mar 23, 2021 15:51:39 #
Report from the bunker
The bi-weekly trolling from the retired NYC policeman from Staten Island. Take your time going through the whole thing.
TROLLING THE INTERNET, SCOURING THE NEWS, AND FIGHTING POLITICAL CORRECTNESS, ONE STORY AT A TIME:
1. If we all started wearing masks that said: "TRUMP 2024", how long would it take medical experts in D.C. [like Dr. F***i] to declare they are no longer necessary?
2. Democrats passed their $1.9 TRILLION C****a V***s Relief Bill, which is an oxymoron. V**ers, please note that only 9% of this money actually went to financially assist Americans through the p******c crisis. All the rest of the money went to Democrats' pork barrel projects, i*****l a***ns, and to foreign countries....money that could have been used to help Americans! Wake up America and see what the Democrats are doing! All of this money should have gone to suffering Americans.
3. REP. MATT GAETZ (R-FL): "Biden has had more attacks on Syria than he's had press conferences."
4. PROFILES IN COWARDICE: The Supreme Court dismissed President Trump's last challenge to the s****n e******n, without comment. What major disappointments Justices Barrett, Gorsuch, and Kavanaugh are. When America needed them to correct a terrible injustice to a sitting president, they ran for the tall grass.
5. Well, it's official, folks. Andrew Il Douche' Cuomo has k**led more New Yorkers than Osama Bin Laden! DISGRAZIATO!, as they say in nearby Brooklyn.
6. STATE OF DELUSION: The Constitution requires that the President address Congress "from time to time" on the state of the union. No specific time is stated, but traditionally the President gives the address every February. So, now we are into the middle of March and President ** has still not given his SOTU address to Congress. The Democrats are, of course, protecting this confused, befuddled, beclowned buffoon from exposing himself as a dementia-ridden, mentally impaired incompetent.
7. HEADLESS IN PARIS: In Paris last October, a history teacher named Samuel Paty was beheaded by a Muslim refugee. He did so because a 13 year old student said that Paty showed degrading pictures of the prophet Muhammad in class. The girl later admitted that she lied, and she was not even in class when the incident took place. These k**lers are the type of sociopaths that Trump kept out of our country. Now we can look forward to thousands of them coming here.
8. Media giant, Gannett, cancelled the cartoon, Mallard Fillmore, for poking fun at Joe Biden's t*********r policies. The cartoon showed Biden saying "For too long, segregation sullied women's sports...They were restricted to women! Thank goodness those dark days are over."
9. LOONEY LIBS: Well folks, you knew this was bound to occur. The cartoon character, Pepe Le Pew, a French skunk, is the latest victim of the left's insane cancel culture. The Looney Tunes figure was found guilty of the crime of perpetuating rape culture. I've been around since the 1940's and I never heard of a skunk raping anyone. These lunatics have to be laughed at and not taken seriously. You have to be mentally ill to think like they do.
This just in: Dumbo and Peter Pan also got the axe by the P.C. f*****ts. Why are these peeved, petulant, progressive punks punishing a puny pachyderm?
10. President ** cancelled the Keystone XL pipeline on his first day in office. He said it was to protect the environment. An analysis of the facts shows it is not true. The Keystone pipeline, when completed, would carry 800,000 barrels/33 million gallons of oil per day with no harmful emissions. Now the oil has to be t***sported to the Gulf Coast refineries via train or truck.
It would take 12 to 15 trains every day to t***sport that amount of oil. Trains and trucks burn large amounts of f****l f**l. So how is that saving the environment? Maybe we should follow the money trail to see who benefitted from Biden's edict.
11. FORT PELOSI: I like the new Congresswoman from Colorado, Lauren Boebert. This lady has guts! She pointed out the hypocrisy of Pelosi's grotesque wall around the Capitol. Lauren said: "President Trump built a big, beautiful wall because he loves America, because he wanted to secure our country ... Democrats - they fought him every step of the way. And now, welcome to Fort Pelosi, where Democrats decry walls from within their heavily guarded razor wire wall ... Madame Speaker, tear down this wall."
12. TRASH YOUR MASK: Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY): "Once you're two weeks out from the v*****e, or have recovered from the actual infection, trash your mask and live free again." Sen. Paul is also a medical doctor.
13. Keeping colleges closed will stop the spread of socialism more than it will stop the spread of the China v***s.
14. I am still searching for my first W***e S*********t. Have you found yours yet?
15. PJ MEDIA says CA governor Gavin Newsom finds himself in a recall hole, but he keeps digging. Newsom says he will stop the state from "getting back to normal", because normal was r****t, or something. This fool is like the condemned man supplying the bullets for his own firing squad.
16. LAMONT'S LAMENT: Connecticut governor Ned Lamont announced that his state will partially re-open on March 19th. It's a case of closing the barn door after the horse got out. After destroying businesses and putting people out of work, it's coming too late for a lot of Americans. But the gov says the sheeple will still have to wear masks. Said Lamont: "We are not Florida." This Yankee Doodle dimwit is right about that!
17. If a space alien landed in Washington, D.C. and said "Take me to your leader", imagine what an embarrassment that would be for the U.S.A.!
18. ROYAL PAINS: Are there two more whiny, annoying people in America than Great Britain's Prince Harry and the Duchess of Useless? They've got to shut their crumpet holes. Americans who work for a living don't want to hear Meghan Markle's complaints about the royal family. She accused the queen of r****m, but Meghan is whiter than the Pillsbury Dough Boy!
19. THE GATEWAY PUNDIT: The city of Minneapolis reached a $27 million settlement with the family of G****e F***d. [gagging sound from the Bunker]. The mental patients have taken over the nuthouse, folks! This worthless career criminal passed a counterfeit bill. Then he resisted arrest, likely due to a massive drug overdose. Floyd had four times the lethal amount of f******l in his system, along with methamphetamine and other drugs. A****a and B*M anarchists screamed that Police Officer Chauvin k**led Floyd by kneeling on his neck, but they know it's not true. Why let facts get in the way?
Chauvin used a department-approved procedure by kneeling on the side of Floyd's neck. He did not block his airway, nor did he obstruct the blood flow to Floyd's brain. The autopsy report confirms this. Floyd sustained no life threatening injuries. This payment is a massive payoff to the l*****t agitators to keep them from r**ting again. It won't work.
20. SEN. JOHN KENNEDY (R-LA) tells it like it is about the Democrats' pork barrel bill. He likened calling the bill a c****av***s bill to "thinking that the stripper really likes you. It's like calling Harvey Weinstein a feminist."
21. Freshman Congressman Burgess Owens (R-UT), a former NFL star with the NY Jets, unloaded on a left wing puke who accused him of bias and r****m because he approved of requiring photo I.D. in order to v**e. Mr. Owens: "You know what's r****t? Assuming because I'm black that I just don't have the capability of getting I-D. Disclaimer: We are capable of getting an I-D, and even using the internet!"
The beatdown continued: "I used an I-D to drive a car, to get a job, to board a plane, pick up prescriptions, and virtually everything else in life. So tell me again, why is showing an I-D v**er suppression?" I liked this man as a football player, and I like him even more as a Congressman.
22. JANUARY, 2021, President ** takes office with a secure border, thanks to Donald Trump's "America First" policy. Then ** opens the border to i*****l a***ns, who storm across the border and demand to stay here. They keep coming by the thousands. And you have someone like Schmuck Schumer blaming Trump for the crisis at the border. Because of President ** we have this massive cluster-foxtrot which keeps getting worse. The lapdog media keeps covering for ** and carrying his water.
23. There is nothing r****t or xenophobic in protecting our borders. Democrats know they can no longer get the v**es of working, taxpaying Americans, so they pander to the lazy, parasitic and unproductive element of society. The only way they can win national e******ns is through v***r f***d. Now they want the Turd World to come in so they can buy their v**es with welfare payments, food stamps, and free everything, all paid for by taxes taken from Mr. & Mrs. America who have to work to support these l***hes! FUHGGEDDABBOUDDITT!!!
24. INSURANCE ADVICE: Now that the Democrats control our government and intend to open the border floodgates, you need to check your auto insurance policy. Make sure you have Uninsured Motorist coverage. If you are injured in a vehicle accident by an uninsured person who is judgment proof [the typical i*****l a***n], you can make a claim against your own insurance company. This way, when Poncho says "No license, no registration, no insurance, no habla", you can at least get some money from your own insurance company.
25. Have you observed the hypocrisy of President ** making legal entrants into the United States quarantine for a time, while i*****l a***ns with C***D get released into the general population so they can spread the disease throughout the country?
26. JACK HELLNER @ American Thinker asks: "So, where are the nightly news pictures of all the 'kids in cages', which were really from the Obama era, just to hurt Trump? We don't see them now. Even the New York Times reports that thousands of migrant children are detained in facilities akin to jails. Where's AOC, a fraud who wept in front of an empty parking lot and who compared i******s' detention facilities under Trump to N**i concentration camps? Ditto for Hollywood I***ts!
Mr. Kellner [cont'd]: "This border invasion is intentional. When you send the message that there will be no deportation, no border wall, laws that will not be enforced, and dangle promises of mass amnesty, along with free health care and other benefits as soon as you get here, the crowds will come." And the American people will pay and pay!
27. The gauntlet of women accusing Il Douche' of sexual harassment keeps growing. Now we have No Neck Nadler, Schmuck Schumer and his dummy, Kirsten Gillibrand, telling Cuomo to resign. They are inhaling their vapors and clutching their pearls over the females' complaints. But is this piling on just a distraction from the real story? You know, the evil decision by Il Douche' intentionally ordering nursing homes to accept C****a v***s patients. This cruel act was responsible for k*****g 15,000 elderly citizens.
It appears that other governors are guilty of the same thing Cuomo did and Democrats are desperate to hide this from the public. Perhaps the frenzy to get rid of the NY governor is to draw attention from governors Newsom [CA], Whitmer [MI], Wolf [PA], Walz [MN] and Lace Curtain Murphy [NJ]. I suspect that it is Obama who ordered the k**l shot to take out Cuomo..... to protect Kamala Harris.
28. NORTH FACE is a politically correct, social justice clothing company. They recently rejected an order for 400 jackets from the Colorado Oil & Gas Association because COGA was a f****l f**l company, and so they did not meet North Face's standards. COGA reminded NF that nearly all of its products are made from petroleum based material, like nylon and polyester. Then COGA awarded North Face with their Extraordinary Customer Award, just to show how absurd and ignorant they are. This is more proof that liberals feel, but don't think.
29. As we approach St. Patrick's Day [a/k/a Amateur Drinkers Day], will the P.C. fanatics ban the classic movie, THE QUIET MAN? The film was made in Ireland, and it shows the Irish as boozers and brawlers.
30. MONTANA has lifted nearly all restrictions on gun ownership. Residents may carry their weapon concealed or open. Law abiding citizens can now protect themselves from violent Biden v**ers who r**t, l**t, and burn down police stations. A fully armed society is a very polite society.
BEWARE the Ides of March!
REPORTING FROM THE BUNKER IN STATEN ISLAND, NEW YORK.
March 14, 2021
*********************************************************************
19. THE GATEWAY PUNDIT: The city of Minneapolis reached a $27 million settlement with the family of G****e F***d.
I’ll bet you that if the City Att. Showed up to talk to the family and said:
Guess what ….we have found a way to bring Floyd back to life so….do you want Floyd back or do you want the money???
We know what the answer would be.
The bi-weekly trolling from the retired NYC policeman from Staten Island. Take your time going through the whole thing.
TROLLING THE INTERNET, SCOURING THE NEWS, AND FIGHTING POLITICAL CORRECTNESS, ONE STORY AT A TIME:
1. If we all started wearing masks that said: "TRUMP 2024", how long would it take medical experts in D.C. [like Dr. F***i] to declare they are no longer necessary?
2. Democrats passed their $1.9 TRILLION C****a V***s Relief Bill, which is an oxymoron. V**ers, please note that only 9% of this money actually went to financially assist Americans through the p******c crisis. All the rest of the money went to Democrats' pork barrel projects, i*****l a***ns, and to foreign countries....money that could have been used to help Americans! Wake up America and see what the Democrats are doing! All of this money should have gone to suffering Americans.
3. REP. MATT GAETZ (R-FL): "Biden has had more attacks on Syria than he's had press conferences."
4. PROFILES IN COWARDICE: The Supreme Court dismissed President Trump's last challenge to the s****n e******n, without comment. What major disappointments Justices Barrett, Gorsuch, and Kavanaugh are. When America needed them to correct a terrible injustice to a sitting president, they ran for the tall grass.
5. Well, it's official, folks. Andrew Il Douche' Cuomo has k**led more New Yorkers than Osama Bin Laden! DISGRAZIATO!, as they say in nearby Brooklyn.
6. STATE OF DELUSION: The Constitution requires that the President address Congress "from time to time" on the state of the union. No specific time is stated, but traditionally the President gives the address every February. So, now we are into the middle of March and President ** has still not given his SOTU address to Congress. The Democrats are, of course, protecting this confused, befuddled, beclowned buffoon from exposing himself as a dementia-ridden, mentally impaired incompetent.
7. HEADLESS IN PARIS: In Paris last October, a history teacher named Samuel Paty was beheaded by a Muslim refugee. He did so because a 13 year old student said that Paty showed degrading pictures of the prophet Muhammad in class. The girl later admitted that she lied, and she was not even in class when the incident took place. These k**lers are the type of sociopaths that Trump kept out of our country. Now we can look forward to thousands of them coming here.
8. Media giant, Gannett, cancelled the cartoon, Mallard Fillmore, for poking fun at Joe Biden's t*********r policies. The cartoon showed Biden saying "For too long, segregation sullied women's sports...They were restricted to women! Thank goodness those dark days are over."
9. LOONEY LIBS: Well folks, you knew this was bound to occur. The cartoon character, Pepe Le Pew, a French skunk, is the latest victim of the left's insane cancel culture. The Looney Tunes figure was found guilty of the crime of perpetuating rape culture. I've been around since the 1940's and I never heard of a skunk raping anyone. These lunatics have to be laughed at and not taken seriously. You have to be mentally ill to think like they do.
This just in: Dumbo and Peter Pan also got the axe by the P.C. f*****ts. Why are these peeved, petulant, progressive punks punishing a puny pachyderm?
10. President ** cancelled the Keystone XL pipeline on his first day in office. He said it was to protect the environment. An analysis of the facts shows it is not true. The Keystone pipeline, when completed, would carry 800,000 barrels/33 million gallons of oil per day with no harmful emissions. Now the oil has to be t***sported to the Gulf Coast refineries via train or truck.
It would take 12 to 15 trains every day to t***sport that amount of oil. Trains and trucks burn large amounts of f****l f**l. So how is that saving the environment? Maybe we should follow the money trail to see who benefitted from Biden's edict.
11. FORT PELOSI: I like the new Congresswoman from Colorado, Lauren Boebert. This lady has guts! She pointed out the hypocrisy of Pelosi's grotesque wall around the Capitol. Lauren said: "President Trump built a big, beautiful wall because he loves America, because he wanted to secure our country ... Democrats - they fought him every step of the way. And now, welcome to Fort Pelosi, where Democrats decry walls from within their heavily guarded razor wire wall ... Madame Speaker, tear down this wall."
12. TRASH YOUR MASK: Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY): "Once you're two weeks out from the v*****e, or have recovered from the actual infection, trash your mask and live free again." Sen. Paul is also a medical doctor.
13. Keeping colleges closed will stop the spread of socialism more than it will stop the spread of the China v***s.
14. I am still searching for my first W***e S*********t. Have you found yours yet?
15. PJ MEDIA says CA governor Gavin Newsom finds himself in a recall hole, but he keeps digging. Newsom says he will stop the state from "getting back to normal", because normal was r****t, or something. This fool is like the condemned man supplying the bullets for his own firing squad.
16. LAMONT'S LAMENT: Connecticut governor Ned Lamont announced that his state will partially re-open on March 19th. It's a case of closing the barn door after the horse got out. After destroying businesses and putting people out of work, it's coming too late for a lot of Americans. But the gov says the sheeple will still have to wear masks. Said Lamont: "We are not Florida." This Yankee Doodle dimwit is right about that!
17. If a space alien landed in Washington, D.C. and said "Take me to your leader", imagine what an embarrassment that would be for the U.S.A.!
18. ROYAL PAINS: Are there two more whiny, annoying people in America than Great Britain's Prince Harry and the Duchess of Useless? They've got to shut their crumpet holes. Americans who work for a living don't want to hear Meghan Markle's complaints about the royal family. She accused the queen of r****m, but Meghan is whiter than the Pillsbury Dough Boy!
19. THE GATEWAY PUNDIT: The city of Minneapolis reached a $27 million settlement with the family of G****e F***d. [gagging sound from the Bunker]. The mental patients have taken over the nuthouse, folks! This worthless career criminal passed a counterfeit bill. Then he resisted arrest, likely due to a massive drug overdose. Floyd had four times the lethal amount of f******l in his system, along with methamphetamine and other drugs. A****a and B*M anarchists screamed that Police Officer Chauvin k**led Floyd by kneeling on his neck, but they know it's not true. Why let facts get in the way?
Chauvin used a department-approved procedure by kneeling on the side of Floyd's neck. He did not block his airway, nor did he obstruct the blood flow to Floyd's brain. The autopsy report confirms this. Floyd sustained no life threatening injuries. This payment is a massive payoff to the l*****t agitators to keep them from r**ting again. It won't work.
20. SEN. JOHN KENNEDY (R-LA) tells it like it is about the Democrats' pork barrel bill. He likened calling the bill a c****av***s bill to "thinking that the stripper really likes you. It's like calling Harvey Weinstein a feminist."
21. Freshman Congressman Burgess Owens (R-UT), a former NFL star with the NY Jets, unloaded on a left wing puke who accused him of bias and r****m because he approved of requiring photo I.D. in order to v**e. Mr. Owens: "You know what's r****t? Assuming because I'm black that I just don't have the capability of getting I-D. Disclaimer: We are capable of getting an I-D, and even using the internet!"
The beatdown continued: "I used an I-D to drive a car, to get a job, to board a plane, pick up prescriptions, and virtually everything else in life. So tell me again, why is showing an I-D v**er suppression?" I liked this man as a football player, and I like him even more as a Congressman.
22. JANUARY, 2021, President ** takes office with a secure border, thanks to Donald Trump's "America First" policy. Then ** opens the border to i*****l a***ns, who storm across the border and demand to stay here. They keep coming by the thousands. And you have someone like Schmuck Schumer blaming Trump for the crisis at the border. Because of President ** we have this massive cluster-foxtrot which keeps getting worse. The lapdog media keeps covering for ** and carrying his water.
23. There is nothing r****t or xenophobic in protecting our borders. Democrats know they can no longer get the v**es of working, taxpaying Americans, so they pander to the lazy, parasitic and unproductive element of society. The only way they can win national e******ns is through v***r f***d. Now they want the Turd World to come in so they can buy their v**es with welfare payments, food stamps, and free everything, all paid for by taxes taken from Mr. & Mrs. America who have to work to support these l***hes! FUHGGEDDABBOUDDITT!!!
24. INSURANCE ADVICE: Now that the Democrats control our government and intend to open the border floodgates, you need to check your auto insurance policy. Make sure you have Uninsured Motorist coverage. If you are injured in a vehicle accident by an uninsured person who is judgment proof [the typical i*****l a***n], you can make a claim against your own insurance company. This way, when Poncho says "No license, no registration, no insurance, no habla", you can at least get some money from your own insurance company.
25. Have you observed the hypocrisy of President ** making legal entrants into the United States quarantine for a time, while i*****l a***ns with C***D get released into the general population so they can spread the disease throughout the country?
26. JACK HELLNER @ American Thinker asks: "So, where are the nightly news pictures of all the 'kids in cages', which were really from the Obama era, just to hurt Trump? We don't see them now. Even the New York Times reports that thousands of migrant children are detained in facilities akin to jails. Where's AOC, a fraud who wept in front of an empty parking lot and who compared i******s' detention facilities under Trump to N**i concentration camps? Ditto for Hollywood I***ts!
Mr. Kellner [cont'd]: "This border invasion is intentional. When you send the message that there will be no deportation, no border wall, laws that will not be enforced, and dangle promises of mass amnesty, along with free health care and other benefits as soon as you get here, the crowds will come." And the American people will pay and pay!
27. The gauntlet of women accusing Il Douche' of sexual harassment keeps growing. Now we have No Neck Nadler, Schmuck Schumer and his dummy, Kirsten Gillibrand, telling Cuomo to resign. They are inhaling their vapors and clutching their pearls over the females' complaints. But is this piling on just a distraction from the real story? You know, the evil decision by Il Douche' intentionally ordering nursing homes to accept C****a v***s patients. This cruel act was responsible for k*****g 15,000 elderly citizens.
It appears that other governors are guilty of the same thing Cuomo did and Democrats are desperate to hide this from the public. Perhaps the frenzy to get rid of the NY governor is to draw attention from governors Newsom [CA], Whitmer [MI], Wolf [PA], Walz [MN] and Lace Curtain Murphy [NJ]. I suspect that it is Obama who ordered the k**l shot to take out Cuomo..... to protect Kamala Harris.
28. NORTH FACE is a politically correct, social justice clothing company. They recently rejected an order for 400 jackets from the Colorado Oil & Gas Association because COGA was a f****l f**l company, and so they did not meet North Face's standards. COGA reminded NF that nearly all of its products are made from petroleum based material, like nylon and polyester. Then COGA awarded North Face with their Extraordinary Customer Award, just to show how absurd and ignorant they are. This is more proof that liberals feel, but don't think.
29. As we approach St. Patrick's Day [a/k/a Amateur Drinkers Day], will the P.C. fanatics ban the classic movie, THE QUIET MAN? The film was made in Ireland, and it shows the Irish as boozers and brawlers.
30. MONTANA has lifted nearly all restrictions on gun ownership. Residents may carry their weapon concealed or open. Law abiding citizens can now protect themselves from violent Biden v**ers who r**t, l**t, and burn down police stations. A fully armed society is a very polite society.
BEWARE the Ides of March!
REPORTING FROM THE BUNKER IN STATEN ISLAND, NEW YORK.
March 14, 2021
*********************************************************************
19. THE GATEWAY PUNDIT: The city of Minneapolis reached a $27 million settlement with the family of G****e F***d.
I’ll bet you that if the City Att. Showed up to talk to the family and said:
Guess what ….we have found a way to bring Floyd back to life so….do you want Floyd back or do you want the money???
We know what the answer would be.
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