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Mar 8, 2021 11:14:27   #
Mutton Dressed As Lamb
 
JFlorio wrote:
1/4 Italian and get this, 1/4 Norwegian. The rest is mostly English. What a mix.


You got nothing on me. My dad was Irish and my mom was 1/2 Jewish, 1/4 Scandinavian, and 1/4 Native American. While not an alcoholic, dad did occasionally get drunk and had trouble holding his liquor. On one such occasion, Dad mad a fool of himself at a party and mom had to drive home. When they got home, she called him a "Drunken Irish Slob" Dad didn't reply. He was too plastered to decide if she was a dirty Jew, a Squaw, or a Seal clubber

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Mar 8, 2021 11:44:25   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Mutton Dressed As Lamb wrote:
You got nothing on me. My dad was Irish and my mom was 1/2 Jewish, 1/4 Scandinavian, and 1/4 Native American. While not an alcoholic, dad did occasionally get drunk and had trouble holding his liquor. On one such occasion, Dad mad a fool of himself at a party and mom had to drive home. When they got home, she called him a "Drunken Irish Slob" Dad didn't reply. He was too plastered to decide if she was a dirty Jew, a Squaw, or a Seal clubber


Seal clubber.....I like it!!

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Mar 8, 2021 11:47:06   #
Right leaning Centrist
 
archie bunker wrote:
Seal clubber.....I like it!!
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You are such a meanie. How can you justify clubbing an adorable little seal pup with its big round eyes, just so you can make a fur coat?

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Mar 8, 2021 12:53:49   #
F.D.R.
 
nwtk2007 wrote:
Injuns are native Americans; Comanche, Apache, etc. Redskins!


I grew up in the 50's in New Jersey. I'm of Polish decent so I was called a Pollock or a Wood Hunky, Italians were Ginny's, Wop's or Diego's, If you were Irish you were a Mick or Dirty Irish, anyone who spoke Spanish was automatically Puerto Rican and a Spic and all b****s were Spooks or N****rs. Now mind you these were common everyday terms among friends BUT could also be derogatory depending on your tone of voice. Of course greeting a stranger with one of these terms usually ended up in a fist fight. Somehow we all managed to get along and most survived.

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Mar 8, 2021 12:56:05   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Right leaning Centrist wrote:
You are such a meanie. How can you justify clubbing an adorable little seal pup with its big round eyes, just so you can make a fur coat?


I can't justify it. It's dumb.
A .22 round to the head would save all that work.

Work smart, not hard!

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Mar 8, 2021 13:22:24   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
nwtk2007 wrote:
Why can't I just say so!!!!


I guess I'm just white girl......of European decent

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Mar 8, 2021 13:23:51   #
Mutton Dressed As Lamb
 
archie bunker wrote:
I can't justify it. It's dumb.
A .22 round to the head would save all that work.

Work smart, not hard!


I hope for your significant other's sake that you don't take the same attitude towards sex as you do with work

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Mar 8, 2021 13:45:10   #
Mutton Dressed As Lamb
 
F.D.R. wrote:
I grew up in the 50's in New Jersey. I'm of Polish decent so I was called a Pollock or a Wood Hunky, Italians were Ginny's, Wop's or Diego's, If you were Irish you were a Mick or Dirty Irish, anyone who spoke Spanish was automatically Puerto Rican and a Spic and all b****s were Spooks or N****rs. Now mind you these were common everyday terms among friends BUT could also be derogatory depending on your tone of voice. Of course greeting a stranger with one of these terms usually ended up in a fist fight. Somehow we all managed to get along and most survived.
I grew up in the 50's in New Jersey. I'm of Polish... (show quote)

These days you would be lucky if it ended in a fistfight. BTW, did you hear of the Pollack who thought that Ella Fitzgerald was an Irish Jig?

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Mar 8, 2021 14:33:46   #
Big Kahuna
 
Mutton Dressed As Lamb wrote:
These days you would be lucky if it ended in a fistfight. BTW, did you hear of the Pollack who thought that Ella Fitzgerald was an Irish Jig?


No, but I heard about the Pollack who heard his wife was getting "balled" at the office and bought her a wig.

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Mar 8, 2021 14:57:26   #
Mutton Dressed As Lamb
 
drlarrygino wrote:
No, but I heard about the Pollack who heard his wife was getting "balled" at the office and bought her a wig.


Beats bringing a roll of toilet paper to a crap game

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Mar 8, 2021 17:29:35   #
Big Kahuna
 
Mutton Dressed As Lamb wrote:
Beats bringing a roll of toilet paper to a crap game


Did you hear about the skinny Pollack that went to Alaska? He came back a Husky F---er.

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Mar 8, 2021 18:19:41   #
Gatsby
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
And you choose to put the Italian first


Alphabetical order?

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Mar 8, 2021 20:20:09   #
nwtk2007 Loc: Texas
 
F.D.R. wrote:
I grew up in the 50's in New Jersey. I'm of Polish decent so I was called a Pollock or a Wood Hunky, Italians were Ginny's, Wop's or Diego's, If you were Irish you were a Mick or Dirty Irish, anyone who spoke Spanish was automatically Puerto Rican and a Spic and all b****s were Spooks or N****rs. Now mind you these were common everyday terms among friends BUT could also be derogatory depending on your tone of voice. Of course greeting a stranger with one of these terms usually ended up in a fist fight. Somehow we all managed to get along and most survived.
I grew up in the 50's in New Jersey. I'm of Polish... (show quote)


We were raised to see people.

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Mar 8, 2021 20:26:28   #
martsiva
 
nwtk2007 wrote:
Why can't I just say so!!!!


What is stopping you?

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Mar 8, 2021 20:31:08   #
rebelwidacoz Loc: Illinois
 
proud republican wrote:
What is injun?


Origins of an "Injun " can be traced back to good ole' Chris`[ Christopher Columbus that is ]In seeking a quicker route to the West Indies ( which we all know he was unsuccessful-) he happ-hazardously stumbled upon the Bahamas thinking he had come upon the west Indies ; naturally he thought those inhabitants of that particular region and proximity [Including the Americas ] were Indians so he called them that accordingly, Indians! ..... of course with Amaricans` gross mis-use of the English language ,instead of enunciating the word in the proper way - In- dee- an , un-educated iliterate Amaricans` at that time , pronounced it "INJUN"
It's an Indigenous American.

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