Mutton Dressed As Lamb wrote:
You got nothing on me. My dad was Irish and my mom was 1/2 Jewish, 1/4 Scandinavian, and 1/4 Native American. While not an alcoholic, dad did occasionally get drunk and had trouble holding his liquor. On one such occasion, Dad mad a fool of himself at a party and mom had to drive home. When they got home, she called him a "Drunken Irish Slob" Dad didn't reply. He was too plastered to decide if she was a dirty Jew, a Squaw, or a Seal clubber