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A Fathers Request...
Mar 6, 2021 09:41:39   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
A Father's Request... 

A man spoke to each of his three sons when he sent them to college...

"I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that.  However, I want you to appreciate it.  As a gesture of appreciation, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die." 

And so it happened... 

His sons became a doctor, a financial planner and, a lawyer, each successful financially... 

When their father died and they saw him in the coffin, they remembered his wish... 

First, the doctor stacked 10 crisp $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased... 

Next, the financial planner placed $1,000 there; twenty crisp $50 bills... 

Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn... 

He slowly reached into his pocket, removed his checkbook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into his father's coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.  The lawyer is now in Congress, possibly in your district and of the other party.

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Mar 6, 2021 09:50:47   #
okie don
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
A Father's Request... 

A man spoke to each of his three sons when he sent them to college...

"I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that.  However, I want you to appreciate it.  As a gesture of appreciation, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die." 

And so it happened... 

His sons became a doctor, a financial planner and, a lawyer, each successful financially... 

When their father died and they saw him in the coffin, they remembered his wish... 

First, the doctor stacked 10 crisp $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased... 

Next, the financial planner placed $1,000 there; twenty crisp $50 bills... 

Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn... 

He slowly reached into his pocket, removed his checkbook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into his father's coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.  The lawyer is now in Congress, possibly in your district and of the other party.
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Wouldn't be our f**e president would it?

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Mar 6, 2021 10:03:27   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
okie don wrote:
Wouldn't be our f**e president would it?


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Sounds' Like Something He Would Do... Don D.

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Mar 6, 2021 10:28:51   #
SWMBO
 
okie don wrote:
Wouldn't be our f**e president would it?


YES, it probably is the person okie don had in mind. It is certainly the first one I thought of.

NPP

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Mar 6, 2021 10:35:12   #
Carol Kelly
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
A Father's Request... 

A man spoke to each of his three sons when he sent them to college...

"I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that.  However, I want you to appreciate it.  As a gesture of appreciation, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die." 

And so it happened... 

His sons became a doctor, a financial planner and, a lawyer, each successful financially... 

When their father died and they saw him in the coffin, they remembered his wish... 

First, the doctor stacked 10 crisp $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased... 

Next, the financial planner placed $1,000 there; twenty crisp $50 bills... 

Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn... 

He slowly reached into his pocket, removed his checkbook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into his father's coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.  The lawyer is now in Congress, possibly in your district and of the other party.
A Father's Request...  br br A man spoke to each ... (show quote)


Sounds about right for the lawyers in Congress. Sharp as a tack when it comes to c***ting.

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Mar 6, 2021 10:35:57   #
Carol Kelly
 
okie don wrote:
Wouldn't be our f**e president would it?


Probably.

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Mar 7, 2021 16:29:09   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
A Father's Request... 

A man spoke to each of his three sons when he sent them to college...

"I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that.  However, I want you to appreciate it.  As a gesture of appreciation, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die." 

And so it happened... 

His sons became a doctor, a financial planner and, a lawyer, each successful financially... 

When their father died and they saw him in the coffin, they remembered his wish... 

First, the doctor stacked 10 crisp $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased... 

Next, the financial planner placed $1,000 there; twenty crisp $50 bills... 

Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn... 

He slowly reached into his pocket, removed his checkbook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into his father's coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.  The lawyer is now in Congress, possibly in your district and of the other party.
A Father's Request...  br br A man spoke to each ... (show quote)

That’s a demonrat alright!

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