dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

Here's a little Math ha-ha for you... 😁
This comes from two math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.


This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:



If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. It's the Bulls**t and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.



Now you know why Politicians are where they are!

SWMBO

[quote=dtucker300]Here's a little Math ha-ha for you... 😁
This comes from two math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.


This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:



If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and [b]Knowledge[b/] will get you close, and [b/Attitude[/b] will get you there. It's the Bulls**t and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.



Now you know why Politicians are where they are![/quote]

That is great. I am sending this post on to many friends!!!!

dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

It's been around for a long time but I thought it was very appropriate considering where we are at in the country.

GmanTerry

Only problem is; if the math is correct, you're a R****T. The left declared that correct arithmetic solutions are white supremest r****t because minorities cannot achieve the same results. So 3 + 4 = 5 is correct, but 3 + 4 = 7 is r****t.

Semper Fi

dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA