Hasbro Releases Exciting New 'F***i Says' Game
Feb 23, 2021 13:12:15 #
Hasbro Releases Exciting New 'F***i Says' Game
(Satire from The Babylon Bee)
U.S.—Hasbro has released an exciting new game called "F***i Says," where you have to try to keep up with an electronic voice telling you to do a variety of tasks.
"Whether F***i tells you to double-mask, close down schools, lock down forever, or jump off a bridge, you'll have to comply -- or you lose the game!" says the narrator over Hasbro's debut commercial for the game. "What wacky thing will F***i have you do next? No one knows!"
The commercial then shows a happy family competing in the game. They're all having fun, trying to mask, unmask, social-distance, then not social-distance, and perform a variety of contradictory instructions, until one of them fails to put on a seventh mask in time and is cast out of the family for being anti-science, per the game's instruction manual. "You just got F***ied!" the rest of the family says in glee as the young daughter packs her bags.
"Sorry -- that's just F***I SAYS!"
Dr. F***i lent his voice talents to the game for a more realistic feel. Many of the commands are taken right from actual press conferences and interviews, from the time he told Americans to stop wearing masks to the time he told them to wear masks for the next few years. Hasbro says the game is super-relevant and timely and also to be careful because there's a recording device in the game and you'll be reported if you fail to comply with any of the commands.
Have fun!
https://babylonbee.com/news/hasbro-releases-exciting-new-game-of-f***i-says
(Satire from The Babylon Bee)
U.S.—Hasbro has released an exciting new game called "F***i Says," where you have to try to keep up with an electronic voice telling you to do a variety of tasks.
"Whether F***i tells you to double-mask, close down schools, lock down forever, or jump off a bridge, you'll have to comply -- or you lose the game!" says the narrator over Hasbro's debut commercial for the game. "What wacky thing will F***i have you do next? No one knows!"
The commercial then shows a happy family competing in the game. They're all having fun, trying to mask, unmask, social-distance, then not social-distance, and perform a variety of contradictory instructions, until one of them fails to put on a seventh mask in time and is cast out of the family for being anti-science, per the game's instruction manual. "You just got F***ied!" the rest of the family says in glee as the young daughter packs her bags.
"Sorry -- that's just F***I SAYS!"
Dr. F***i lent his voice talents to the game for a more realistic feel. Many of the commands are taken right from actual press conferences and interviews, from the time he told Americans to stop wearing masks to the time he told them to wear masks for the next few years. Hasbro says the game is super-relevant and timely and also to be careful because there's a recording device in the game and you'll be reported if you fail to comply with any of the commands.
Have fun!
https://babylonbee.com/news/hasbro-releases-exciting-new-game-of-f***i-says
Feb 23, 2021 14:00:11 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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The tragic thing is the basic foundation for the game is true.
Feb 23, 2021 14:30:09 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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Defeniately a game invented by the ultra left to keep us all confused.
Feb 23, 2021 15:22:51 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Hasbro Releases Exciting New 'F***i Says' Game br ... (show quote)
They had a game monopoly socialism one l*****t complained and it was renowned from shelves! Went up to 200.00 on eBay! Now available for original price at Walmart. Not target of course!!
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