Democrats Announce Lockdowns Can Be...
Jan 28, 2021 14:48:25 #
https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-we-can-lift-the-lockdown-now-that-the-true-v***s-has-been-defeated-trump
Democrats Announce Lockdowns Can Be Lifted Now That We've Defeated The True V***s: Trump
January 27th, 2021
U.S.—Prominent Democrats from around the country declared in the days following the inauguration that severe lockdowns could be lifted now that the true v***s had been defeated: Donald J. Trump, or as he is known in scientific circles, Trump-2016.
“Get out there and celebrate Restaurant Week starting January 25th,” urged Mayor Muriel Bowser of Washington, DC. “As of January 20th, the Trump-2016 v***s has been contained, it is now safe to be out in public in this fine city which has some of the finest restaurants in the country.”
Mayor Lori Lightfoot of Chicago echoed a similar sentiment this week also when she called on bars and restaurants to open “as quickly as possible.”
“There is literally zero chance of an outbreak of Trump-2016 happening in any of our safe, clean, and highly regulated bars and restaurants in the great city of Chicago,” Mayor Lightfoot added.
Governor Gavin Newsom of California, and Governor Andrew Cuomo of New York, both chimed in that now that c****av***s cases are hitting an all-time high that it was now the perfect time to lift onerous stay-at-home orders and lockdown protocols.
At publishing time, scientists were already warning about the looming threat of the Trump-2016 v***s mutating into Trump-2024, but assured the nation that experts were doing everything in their power to make sure that doesn’t happen.
Democrats Announce Lockdowns Can Be Lifted Now That We've Defeated The True V***s: Trump
January 27th, 2021
U.S.—Prominent Democrats from around the country declared in the days following the inauguration that severe lockdowns could be lifted now that the true v***s had been defeated: Donald J. Trump, or as he is known in scientific circles, Trump-2016.
“Get out there and celebrate Restaurant Week starting January 25th,” urged Mayor Muriel Bowser of Washington, DC. “As of January 20th, the Trump-2016 v***s has been contained, it is now safe to be out in public in this fine city which has some of the finest restaurants in the country.”
Mayor Lori Lightfoot of Chicago echoed a similar sentiment this week also when she called on bars and restaurants to open “as quickly as possible.”
“There is literally zero chance of an outbreak of Trump-2016 happening in any of our safe, clean, and highly regulated bars and restaurants in the great city of Chicago,” Mayor Lightfoot added.
Governor Gavin Newsom of California, and Governor Andrew Cuomo of New York, both chimed in that now that c****av***s cases are hitting an all-time high that it was now the perfect time to lift onerous stay-at-home orders and lockdown protocols.
At publishing time, scientists were already warning about the looming threat of the Trump-2016 v***s mutating into Trump-2024, but assured the nation that experts were doing everything in their power to make sure that doesn’t happen.
Jan 28, 2021 15:02:03 #
AuntiE wrote:
maybe you should have tweeted trump to do his job instead of trying to be re-elected
Jan 28, 2021 15:21:56 #
victor doherty wrote:
maybe you should have tweeted trump to do his job instead of trying to be re-elected
Got news you, Victor. Getting re-elected has been the major focus of most politicians for as long as I can remember - and that's a long time.
Jan 28, 2021 15:25:58 #
bylm4001-Bernie wrote:
Got news you, Victor. Getting re-elected has been the major focus of most politicians for as long as I can remember - and that's a long time.
but when your incompetent k**ls 400,000 thats a crime.not something to ignore!!!
Jan 28, 2021 15:32:55 #
victor doherty wrote:
but when your incompetent k**ls 400,000 thats a crime.not something to ignore!!!
There is no evidence, other than your interpretation, that anyone's incompetence k**led anyone.
Jan 28, 2021 15:41:37 #
go look up fox on obama clips eboia v***s an see how they frame that conpared to the coverage of this .so you might see how the narrative has frame your mind.
Jan 28, 2021 16:16:23 #
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Jan 28, 2021 16:57:28 #
victor doherty wrote:
go look up fox on obama clips eboia v***s an see how they frame that conpared to the coverage of this .so you might see how the narrative has frame your mind.
Huh?
Jan 28, 2021 17:05:27 #
bylm1-Bernie wrote:
There is no evidence, other than your interpretation, that anyone's incompetence k**led anyone.
I disagree, I think that if Victor would actually open his eyes and or believe the t***h he would find that President Trump k**led no one. That being said he would find that Governors are actually responsible for their States, not the President. Take for example the actions of Gov. Cuomo and the Mayor of NYC, what's his name. The majority of deaths are in blue States, not red.
Bernie, The Victors will never see anything but President Trump bad and responsible for all of the ills of the WORLD not those actually responsible. Mike
Jan 28, 2021 17:15:17 #
nwtk2007
Loc: Texas
victor doherty wrote:
maybe you should have tweeted trump to do his job instead of trying to be re-elected
Maybe the h**ers should try to be honest and not so stupid/mean/dishonest/vindictive/uncaring about America such that they choose to ruin a cocuntry because of their h**e. Try that!
Jan 28, 2021 17:24:50 #
victor doherty wrote:
maybe you should have tweeted trump to do his job instead of trying to be re-elected
”maybe you should have.. understood the BabylonBee is a satire site.
Next up is ”maybe you should... take a basic writing, punctuation course. There are actually grammar/punctuation books for dummies.
Jan 28, 2021 17:25:26 #
nwtk2007 wrote:
Maybe the h**ers should try to be honest and not so stupid/mean/dishonest/vindictive/uncaring about America such that they choose to ruin a cocuntry because of their h**e. Try that!
You expect way to much!
Jan 28, 2021 17:32:31 #
EL
Loc: Massachusetts
victor doherty wrote:
but when your incompetent k**ls 400,000 thats a crime.not something to ignore!!!
Wow! Please give me a list of every single one that Trump went out and singlehandedly k**led. That's a major operation and I truly would like to know how he did it for future reference. (Just in case I want to get rid of a few thousand people sometime soon.)
List here:
Thank you ever so much.
Jan 28, 2021 17:39:36 #
AuntiE wrote:
”maybe you should have.. understood the BabylonBee is a satire site.
Next up is ”maybe you should... take a basic writing, punctuation course. There are actually grammar/punctuation books for dummies.
Next up is ”maybe you should... take a basic writing, punctuation course. There are actually grammar/punctuation books for dummies.
I think you should have announced that it was satire.
Jan 28, 2021 17:43:28 #
moldyoldy wrote:
I think you should have announced that it was satire.
If, after all these months/years, these numbskulls have not learned such a fact, it is not my responsibility to solve their ignorance nor any angst such satire may cause. My patience has long since expired!
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