BEIJING—Fireworks erupted over Beijing in the middle of the night to celebrate Biden's inauguration as president.
President Xi Jinping presided over the ceremony in which Chinese officials launched fireworks to honor Joe Biden and his plans to help China achieve their international goals with ease.
"Congratulations, Joe --- this is a big win for China!" said President Xi in a speech just before the fireworks were launched over the capital to celebrate his win. "We've really been pulling for you." Special guests at the ceremony included LeBron James and executives from Disney, Apple, Blizzard, and hundreds more U.S. companies.
The display of fireworks was followed by a reception filled with wild partying over the fact that Trump wouldn't be president anymore, allowing China to dominate the United States unhindered.
https://babylonbee.com/news/president-xi-arrives-at-inauguration
Well I am pretty sure the hell is gonna strike Washington DC Biden all the cricket people just wait and see then we'll see how china celebrates
EmilyD wrote:
BEIJING—Fireworks erupted over Beijing in the middle of the night to celebrate Biden's inauguration as president.
President Xi Jinping presided over the ceremony in which Chinese officials launched fireworks to honor Joe Biden and his plans to help China achieve their international goals with ease.
"Congratulations, Joe --- this is a big win for China!" said President Xi in a speech just before the fireworks were launched over the capital to celebrate his win. "We've really been pulling for you." Special guests at the ceremony included LeBron James and executives from Disney, Apple, Blizzard, and hundreds more U.S. companies.
The display of fireworks was followed by a reception filled with wild partying over the fact that Trump wouldn't be president anymore, allowing China to dominate the United States unhindered.
https://babylonbee.com/news/president-xi-arrives-at-inaugurationBEIJING—Fireworks erupted over Beijing in the midd... (
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Fireworks erupted all around the world save for Russia which just lost the greatest agent they ever had...
EmilyD wrote:
BEIJING—Fireworks erupted over Beijing in the middle of the night to celebrate Biden's inauguration as president.
President Xi Jinping presided over the ceremony in which Chinese officials launched fireworks to honor Joe Biden and his plans to help China achieve their international goals with ease.
"Congratulations, Joe --- this is a big win for China!" said President Xi in a speech just before the fireworks were launched over the capital to celebrate his win. "We've really been pulling for you." Special guests at the ceremony included LeBron James and executives from Disney, Apple, Blizzard, and hundreds more U.S. companies.
The display of fireworks was followed by a reception filled with wild partying over the fact that Trump wouldn't be president anymore, allowing China to dominate the United States unhindered.
https://babylonbee.com/news/president-xi-arrives-at-inaugurationBEIJING—Fireworks erupted over Beijing in the midd... (
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It isn't guns that needs to be confiscated, it's your computers...filling your heads with mind altering sludge like this.
EmilyD wrote:
BEIJING—Fireworks erupted over Beijing in the middle of the night to celebrate Biden's inauguration as president.
President Xi Jinping presided over the ceremony in which Chinese officials launched fireworks to honor Joe Biden and his plans to help China achieve their international goals with ease.
"Congratulations, Joe --- this is a big win for China!" said President Xi in a speech just before the fireworks were launched over the capital to celebrate his win. "We've really been pulling for you." Special guests at the ceremony included LeBron James and executives from Disney, Apple, Blizzard, and hundreds more U.S. companies.
The display of fireworks was followed by a reception filled with wild partying over the fact that Trump wouldn't be president anymore, allowing China to dominate the United States unhindered.
https://babylonbee.com/news/president-xi-arrives-at-inaugurationBEIJING—Fireworks erupted over Beijing in the midd... (
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The EU also welcomed the US back into the world community of nations.
EmilyD wrote:
BEIJING—Fireworks erupted over Beijing in the middle of the night to celebrate Biden's inauguration as president.
President Xi Jinping presided over the ceremony in which Chinese officials launched fireworks to honor Joe Biden and his plans to help China achieve their international goals with ease.
"Congratulations, Joe --- this is a big win for China!" said President Xi in a speech just before the fireworks were launched over the capital to celebrate his win. "We've really been pulling for you." Special guests at the ceremony included LeBron James and executives from Disney, Apple, Blizzard, and hundreds more U.S. companies.
The display of fireworks was followed by a reception filled with wild partying over the fact that Trump wouldn't be president anymore, allowing China to dominate the United States unhindered.
https://babylonbee.com/news/president-xi-arrives-at-inaugurationBEIJING—Fireworks erupted over Beijing in the midd... (
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They helped him get there! Bet w***n celebrating an effective cure for democracy and working on the next one for mid terms!
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
They helped him get there! Bet w***n celebrating an effective cure for democracy and working on the next one for mid terms!
They'll probably make us wear hazmat suits instead of masks by then. And keep 50 feet away from each other. V****g in person will not be allowed....and the death rate will be reported as 20,000 per hour...even though there are no bodies to be found.
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