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Jan 17, 2021 15:45:28   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
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Jan 17, 2021 15:52:07   #
donrent Loc: SW Florida -Born Texas-Lived Panama & Alaska
 
Geeze whizzz. I really don't know !

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Jan 17, 2021 15:53:10   #
meridianlesilie Loc: mars
 
I heard from a guy named Simon parks he said that there is gonna be a f**e inauguration after that joe Biden will drive to somebody are driving to the white house and that's when probably when the gig is up and he's going to jail

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Jan 17, 2021 15:56:50   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
meridianlesilie wrote:
I heard from a guy named Simon parks he said that there is gonna be a f**e inauguration after that joe Biden will drive to somebody are driving to the white house and that's when probably when the gig is up and he's going to jail


I've heard that from him and a couple of others.

Basically I'm watching everything Q coded to us two years ago happen now.

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Jan 17, 2021 16:01:41   #
Kevyn
 
BigMike wrote:
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Why is Biden standing on Trumps toilet paper in that piss poor excuse for a cartoon?

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Jan 17, 2021 16:06:00   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
Kevyn wrote:
Why is Biden standing on Trumps toilet paper in that piss poor excuse for a cartoon?


Why indeed!



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Jan 17, 2021 16:31:51   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
BigMike wrote:
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Jan 17, 2021 16:52:14   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
lpnmajor wrote:


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Jan 18, 2021 02:50:49   #
PeterS
 
BigMike wrote:
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I think Trump has no choice but to go quietly...since he ain't going to get the big send-off he was hoping for...

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Jan 18, 2021 08:27:07   #
crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island
 
BigMike wrote:
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Joe Biden Takes the P**********l Oath of Office



SETTING: UNITED STATES CAPITOL BUILDING

JANUARY 20, 2021







Chief Supreme Court Justice John Roberts (CSC) faces Joe Biden (JRB) and says,

(CSC): Mr. Biden, we will begin the p**********l oath of office. Place your left hand on The Bible, raise your right hand and repeat after me. I, please say your name,…

(JRB): I, please say your name,..

CSC: No, Mr. Biden, you’re supposed to say your name.

Jill Biden (JB), standing behind him whispers, “Joseph Robinette Biden.”

(JRB): Oh, OK, Sorry, man.

(CSC): Let’s start over. I please say your name…

(JRB): I, Joe Biden..

(CSC): No, Mr. Biden, you have to say your entire full name, no nicknames.

Jill Biden (JB), standing behind him again whispers, “Joseph Robinette Biden.”

(JRB): That’s my full name?

(JB): Yes, Joe.

(JRB): OK, let’s start over.

(CSC): I, say your name please..

(JRB): I, Joseph Bobinette Riden…

(JB – again in a whisper): It’s Joseph ROBINETTE BIDEN, Joe.

(JRB): Oh, OK, Sorry. I guess I’m a little nervous, man.

(CSC): I, say your name please

(JB again whispers): It’s Joseph ROBINETTE BIDEN, Joe.

(JRB) I, Joseph Robinette Biden,

(CSC) “do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute,”

(JRB): “do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute.. what, am I supposed to k**l someone, man?”

(CSC): “No! It means simply that you will PERFORM the duties of the president.” CSC throws his arms in the air and turns away.

(JRB): “Oh! OK. I just needed to know.”

(CSC): Well, let’s take it from the top now and get this thing over with.”

Turns to Biden and says, “Once more, place your left hand on The Bible, raise your right hand and repeat after me:

I, Joseph Robinette Biden,

(JRB): I, Joseph Robinette Biden,

(CSC) “do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute,”

(JRB) “do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute,”

(CSC): “the Office of President of the United States , and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States . ”

(JRB): the Office of President of the United States ,,, president?

(CSC): Uh, yes. You were elected president and I’m administering the oath of office.

(JRB): I was elected president?

(CSC): Yes. In November.

(JRB): Oh, was that what that fuss was about, man?

(CSC): Yes.

(JRB): But all I did was stay in my basement. How’d that happen?

(JB again in a whisper): Just shut up and recite the oath, Joe.

(JRB): Uh, OK man. OK.

CSC: Let’s take it from the top again. Mr. Biden, please place your left hand on The Bible again, raise your right hand and repeat after me: I, say your full name,

(JRB): I, Joseph Robinette Biden

CSC: do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States , and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States .

(JRB): do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States , and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States .

What do I do now?

(JB): We’re working on it, Joe. In the meantime, just smile & wave.

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Jan 18, 2021 10:16:59   #
Dwbill Loc: Sunvalley,NV
 
crazylibertarian wrote:
Joe Biden Takes the P**********l Oath of Office



SETTING: UNITED STATES CAPITOL BUILDING

JANUARY 20, 2021







Chief Supreme Court Justice John Roberts (CSC) faces Joe Biden (JRB) and says,

(CSC): Mr. Biden, we will begin the p**********l oath of office. Place your left hand on The Bible, raise your right hand and repeat after me. I, please say your name,…

(JRB): I, please say your name,..

CSC: No, Mr. Biden, you’re supposed to say your name.

Jill Biden (JB), standing behind him whispers, “Joseph Robinette Biden.”

(JRB): Oh, OK, Sorry, man.

(CSC): Let’s start over. I please say your name…

(JRB): I, Joe Biden..

(CSC): No, Mr. Biden, you have to say your entire full name, no nicknames.

Jill Biden (JB), standing behind him again whispers, “Joseph Robinette Biden.”

(JRB): That’s my full name?

(JB): Yes, Joe.

(JRB): OK, let’s start over.

(CSC): I, say your name please..

(JRB): I, Joseph Bobinette Riden…

(JB – again in a whisper): It’s Joseph ROBINETTE BIDEN, Joe.

(JRB): Oh, OK, Sorry. I guess I’m a little nervous, man.

(CSC): I, say your name please

(JB again whispers): It’s Joseph ROBINETTE BIDEN, Joe.

(JRB) I, Joseph Robinette Biden,

(CSC) “do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute,”

(JRB): “do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute.. what, am I supposed to k**l someone, man?”

(CSC): “No! It means simply that you will PERFORM the duties of the president.” CSC throws his arms in the air and turns away.

(JRB): “Oh! OK. I just needed to know.”

(CSC): Well, let’s take it from the top now and get this thing over with.”

Turns to Biden and says, “Once more, place your left hand on The Bible, raise your right hand and repeat after me:

I, Joseph Robinette Biden,

(JRB): I, Joseph Robinette Biden,

(CSC) “do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute,”

(JRB) “do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute,”

(CSC): “the Office of President of the United States , and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States . ”

(JRB): the Office of President of the United States ,,, president?

(CSC): Uh, yes. You were elected president and I’m administering the oath of office.

(JRB): I was elected president?

(CSC): Yes. In November.

(JRB): Oh, was that what that fuss was about, man?

(CSC): Yes.

(JRB): But all I did was stay in my basement. How’d that happen?

(JB again in a whisper): Just shut up and recite the oath, Joe.

(JRB): Uh, OK man. OK.

CSC: Let’s take it from the top again. Mr. Biden, please place your left hand on The Bible again, raise your right hand and repeat after me: I, say your full name,

(JRB): I, Joseph Robinette Biden

CSC: do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States , and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States .

(JRB): do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States , and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States .

What do I do now?

(JB): We’re working on it, Joe. In the meantime, just smile & wave.
Joe Biden Takes the P**********l Oath of Office br... (show quote)

One can only hope!

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Jan 18, 2021 11:58:12   #
okie don
 
crazylibertarian wrote:
Joe Biden Takes the P**********l Oath of Office



SETTING: UNITED STATES CAPITOL BUILDING

JANUARY 20, 2021







Chief Supreme Court Justice John Roberts (CSC) faces Joe Biden (JRB) and says,

(CSC): Mr. Biden, we will begin the p**********l oath of office. Place your left hand on The Bible, raise your right hand and repeat after me. I, please say your name,…

(JRB): I, please say your name,..

CSC: No, Mr. Biden, you’re supposed to say your name.

Jill Biden (JB), standing behind him whispers, “Joseph Robinette Biden.”

(JRB): Oh, OK, Sorry, man.

(CSC): Let’s start over. I please say your name…

(JRB): I, Joe Biden..

(CSC): No, Mr. Biden, you have to say your entire full name, no nicknames.

Jill Biden (JB), standing behind him again whispers, “Joseph Robinette Biden.”

(JRB): That’s my full name?

(JB): Yes, Joe.

(JRB): OK, let’s start over.

(CSC): I, say your name please..

(JRB): I, Joseph Bobinette Riden…

(JB – again in a whisper): It’s Joseph ROBINETTE BIDEN, Joe.

(JRB): Oh, OK, Sorry. I guess I’m a little nervous, man.

(CSC): I, say your name please

(JB again whispers): It’s Joseph ROBINETTE BIDEN, Joe.

(JRB) I, Joseph Robinette Biden,

(CSC) “do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute,”

(JRB): “do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute.. what, am I supposed to k**l someone, man?”

(CSC): “No! It means simply that you will PERFORM the duties of the president.” CSC throws his arms in the air and turns away.

(JRB): “Oh! OK. I just needed to know.”

(CSC): Well, let’s take it from the top now and get this thing over with.”

Turns to Biden and says, “Once more, place your left hand on The Bible, raise your right hand and repeat after me:

I, Joseph Robinette Biden,

(JRB): I, Joseph Robinette Biden,

(CSC) “do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute,”

(JRB) “do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute,”

(CSC): “the Office of President of the United States , and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States . ”

(JRB): the Office of President of the United States ,,, president?

(CSC): Uh, yes. You were elected president and I’m administering the oath of office.

(JRB): I was elected president?

(CSC): Yes. In November.

(JRB): Oh, was that what that fuss was about, man?

(CSC): Yes.

(JRB): But all I did was stay in my basement. How’d that happen?

(JB again in a whisper): Just shut up and recite the oath, Joe.

(JRB): Uh, OK man. OK.

CSC: Let’s take it from the top again. Mr. Biden, please place your left hand on The Bible again, raise your right hand and repeat after me: I, say your full name,

(JRB): I, Joseph Robinette Biden

CSC: do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States , and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States .

(JRB): do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States , and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States .

What do I do now?

(JB): We’re working on it, Joe. In the meantime, just smile & wave.
Joe Biden Takes the P**********l Oath of Office br... (show quote)


Classic satire. Great.

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Jan 18, 2021 16:56:34   #
TruePatriot49 Loc: The Democratic People's Republic Rhode Island
 
okie don wrote:
Classic satire. Great.


Okie, it's NOT satire. This is the thing that you s***e the E******n for. I doubt he will ever say those words. If he does, it will be on his way to Guantanamo.

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Jan 18, 2021 17:41:54   #
okie don
 
TruePatriot49 wrote:
Okie, it's NOT satire. This is the thing that you s***e the E******n for. I doubt he will ever say those words. If he does, it will be on his way to Guantanamo.


Yeah, your right Patriot.
He has a problem.prinouncing words that make sense.
The anurism's he had earlier in life didn't help either.

Too bad he didn't get a medical evaluation to vet his medical condition.

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Jan 18, 2021 17:51:46   #
America 1 Loc: South Miami
 
Kevyn wrote:
Why is Biden standing on Trumps toilet paper in that piss poor excuse for a cartoon?


Nice, possibly what you use for toilet paper.
Most U.S. citizens do not.

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