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The wife is seeing five new gentlemen
Jan 16, 2021 10:16:23   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.

Darling, I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life

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Jan 16, 2021 10:19:08   #
manning5 Loc: Richmond, VA
 
slatten49 wrote:
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.

Darling, I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left m... (show quote)



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Jan 16, 2021 10:35:39   #
SWMBO
 
slatten49 wrote:
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.

Darling, I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left m... (show quote)


Gee, that could be the story of my life at this point too. Those 5 gentlemen sure do get around, don't they?

SWMBO

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Jan 16, 2021 10:53:03   #
crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island
 
slatten49 wrote:
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.

Darling, I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left m... (show quote)



Cute!

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Jan 16, 2021 11:37:54   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
slatten49 wrote:
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.

Darling, I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left m... (show quote)


good one...

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Jan 16, 2021 13:03:27   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.

Darling, I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left m... (show quote)


OMG! That means I'm gay, because I see them dudes too.

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Jan 16, 2021 17:55:04   #
vernon
 
manning5 wrote:



Very good Man i have been missing your tid bits I certainly hope your
hear to stay.

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Jan 17, 2021 05:21:42   #
rjoeholl
 
slatten49 wrote:
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.

Darling, I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left m... (show quote)


And she told him all of this on a Bill Adieu.

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Jan 18, 2021 06:44:31   #
Kickaha Loc: Nebraska
 
slatten49 wrote:
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.

Darling, I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left m... (show quote)


You know you're getting old when you and the missus start rubbing Ben Gay on each other rather than the massage oils.

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Jan 18, 2021 07:28:50   #
Rose42
 
slatten49 wrote:
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.

Darling, I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left m... (show quote)


I know those guys.

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Jan 18, 2021 08:47:32   #
SWMBO
 
lpnmajor wrote:
OMG! That means I'm gay, because I see them dudes too.


If you are a homosexual, you can't blame it on arthritis no matter how hard you try to do so.

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