Leroy Mule Traders
Jan 8, 2021 09:04:57 #
Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Hearald-Citizen in Cookeville, Tn.
and bought a mule for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said,
"Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.
Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy
at the IGA grocery store and asked.
What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?
They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
Leroy said, "Shucks, we sold 1000 tickets fer two dollars apiece
and made a profit of $1998.00
The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset.
So we gave him his two dollars back."
Curtis and Leroy now work for the federal government.
They're overseeing the V**e Count, Bailout & Stimulus Programs.
Limit all U.S. politicians to two Terms.
One in office
One in prison
and bought a mule for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said,
"Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.
Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy
at the IGA grocery store and asked.
What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?
They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
Leroy said, "Shucks, we sold 1000 tickets fer two dollars apiece
and made a profit of $1998.00
The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset.
So we gave him his two dollars back."
Curtis and Leroy now work for the federal government.
They're overseeing the V**e Count, Bailout & Stimulus Programs.
Limit all U.S. politicians to two Terms.
One in office
One in prison
Jan 8, 2021 09:13:12 #
Tsfedup
Loc: Kill Devil Hills NC
Capt-jack wrote:
br br Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Hearal... (show quote)
Hey Capt. That is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time. Thank you for the good laugh.
Jan 8, 2021 09:18:48 #
jarlaxle
Loc: Locked in Robert L Peter's basement... HELP
Tsfedup wrote:
Hey Capt. That is one of the funniest things I... (show quote)
That is great, and so close to the t***h it hurts.
Thanks Capt.
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