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May Day, May Day, May Day!!!
Dec 27, 2020 00:49:54   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
This is the story of a young Seattle college student flying in the right seat of a small plane with an elderly pilot.
The pilot has a heart attack and dies. The young lady passenger frantically grabs the controls and the mike and calls out..... "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot just had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Someone help me! Please help me!"

She then hears a calming voice on the radio saying..... "This is Sea-Tac Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm, and everything will be fine!"

"Now give me your height and position."

The young blonde replies, "I'm 5' 2" and I support Joe Biden."

"O.K."....says the calm voice on the radio. "Now slowly repeat after me........

“Our Father, who art in Heaven.................”

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Dec 27, 2020 01:07:07   #
Y360AZ
 
cute one

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Dec 28, 2020 18:56:23   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
This is the story of a young Seattle college student flying in the right seat of a small plane with an elderly pilot.
The pilot has a heart attack and dies. The young lady passenger frantically grabs the controls and the mike and calls out..... "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot just had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Someone help me! Please help me!"

She then hears a calming voice on the radio saying..... "This is Sea-Tac Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm, and everything will be fine!"

"Now give me your height and position."

The young blonde replies, "I'm 5' 2" and I support Joe Biden."

"O.K."....says the calm voice on the radio. "Now slowly repeat after me........

“Our Father, who art in Heaven.................”
This is the story of a young Seattle college stude... (show quote)


Don you just made my day thanks

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Dec 28, 2020 20:48:54   #
maximus Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
This is the story of a young Seattle college student flying in the right seat of a small plane with an elderly pilot.
The pilot has a heart attack and dies. The young lady passenger frantically grabs the controls and the mike and calls out..... "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot just had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Someone help me! Please help me!"

She then hears a calming voice on the radio saying..... "This is Sea-Tac Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm, and everything will be fine!"

"Now give me your height and position."

The young blonde replies, "I'm 5' 2" and I support Joe Biden."

"O.K."....says the calm voice on the radio. "Now slowly repeat after me........

“Our Father, who art in Heaven.................”
This is the story of a young Seattle college stude... (show quote)



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