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SACRAMENTO, CA.
California has leveraged one of its recent emergency declarations to declare Christmas caroling a felony.

Christmas caroling is now punishable by 25 years in prison, as it's detrimental to public health. In addition to being a potential super-spreader of C***D, Governor Gavin Newsom says he "h**es singing" and wishes people would just "cut it out with all the jolliness and joy."

"Dangerous gangs of outlaws going door to door singing loudly -- this must stop," said Gavin Newsom. "The SCIENCE! says we must wear masks when singing and sing only beneath a standard speaking voice, and these deranged lunatics are going from house to house just shouting C***D all over people's faces."

"Furthermore, they are singing i**********nist lyrics about some 'King' who has come to o*******w the earthly governments. I don't know who this guy is, but this is a clear case of s******n. I'm in charge here!"

Several county sheriffs have already said they will not enforce the law, causing Newsom to question whether they are agents of this coming King.

It should be obvious to all that the C*******t Democrat party be banned from America, it's become the N**i party like in Germany. It's like cancer, grows if not cut out. It will k**l you if you do nothing!

Lonewolf

Do you have a link

SWMBO

The way I sing, if heart in public would qualify as a serious crime of torture. Perhaps I should start singing near a Mosque, it might help. And if I could get all 5 dogs to joint me (since Muslims H**E dogs, it would be a major afrount to them, sounds great to me.

NPP (back and full of piss.)

peg w

There was a choir in Washington state this spring that decided to have one last practice before this springs shutdown. 60 people, and 20 percent of 5hem caught C***d. Enough said. Another nice tradition better done next year.

Grugore

This is satire, right? Please tell me it's satire.

Rose42

Yes it is even though one can imagine it happening one day the way things are going.

Big Dolly

I looked all over the internet, but couldn't find ANYTHING regarding a 25-year prison sentence for singing Christmas carols in public. Even though I no longer live in Sacramento, I still have friends there, so I'd like to give them a heads-up. A little help, please?

Grugore

It was satire. Don't worry about it.

crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island

"Pretty Boy' Newsom, with all of his plastic surgery is a store bought man and in this case, he's bought, lock, stock & barrel by the DNC. He's an automaton

Kickaha Loc: Nebraska

Maybe I should join you. I've been told my singing violates the Constitution's prohibition on cruel and unusual punishment and also violates several of the Geneva conventions.
And just to piss off the liberal loons here, Merry Christmas!

11Bravo

Merry Christmas to you & yours !!

woodguru

That's called unreasoning fear Rosie, the kind of fear believers are subjected to by fear mongering

Rose42

Its funny you think I'm fearful.

Big Dolly

WHEW!!! What a relief! I was pretty tired when I posted, so I guess that I wasn't paying much attention. Sorry, everybody, my bad!

Grugore

That's called knowing your enemy. You're not fooling anyone, except other atheist Devil worshippers. Your suffering will be great in Hell.