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So funny, all of them. Had me laughing out loud. Thank you. Don’t lose your sense of humor. These are bad times.
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CarryOn wrote:
All good ones, dtucker! THanks for the laughs. I really needed that today!
Didn’t we all?
Dec 21, 2020 19:34:50 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
dtucker300 wrote:
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Good'ens... Don D.
Dec 21, 2020 21:58:18 #
dtucker300
Loc: Vista, CA
Onions and Christmas Trees
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many
kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:
In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but h*****g a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,'Mum, how many
kinds of 'willies' are there?.
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through
three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his
50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many
kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:
In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but h*****g a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,'Mum, how many
kinds of 'willies' are there?.
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through
three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his
50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.
Dec 22, 2020 00:00:04 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
dtucker300 wrote:
b Onions and Christmas Trees /b br br A family ... (show quote)
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Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
okie don wrote:
Tucker wins the best jokes prize in my books. LOL 😆
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I Agree Damn It... Don D.
Dec 24, 2020 21:14:47 #
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