Mikeyavelli wrote:
I had my passport, birth certificate, old license, and they still made me go out to get my car registration and a current bill with my name and address on it, and I speak perfect English and am white.
Next time, you need to use a lot of self-tanning creams, darken your skin, get a perm, some MS-13 tattoos, wear pants below your butt cheeks, wear a turban, and speak in broken English with an accent.
Maybe add a cane or wheelchair for effect.