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Aug 5, 2014 22:30:53   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Everyone has a photographic memory...some don't have film.

A day without sunshine is like, well...night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

He's not dead, he's electro-encephalographically challenged.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its' burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to- end, some one would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

You can't have everything...where would you put it all?

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it!

Done. :mrgreen:

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Aug 5, 2014 22:53:12   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Everyone has a photographic memory...some don't have film.

A day without sunshine is like, well...night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

He's not dead, he's electro-encephalographically challenged.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its' burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to- end, some one would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

You can't have everything...where would you put it all?

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it!

Done. :mrgreen:
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some ... (show quote)


:lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :-) :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup:

I will have reread to choose my favorites.

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Aug 5, 2014 23:30:30   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Everyone has a photographic memory...some don't have film.

A day without sunshine is like, well...night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

He's not dead, he's electro-encephalographically challenged.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its' burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to- end, some one would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

You can't have everything...where would you put it all?

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it!

Done. :mrgreen:
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some ... (show quote)


70% of the Earth is covered by water, so why don't more people know how to swim? Just wondering.

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Aug 5, 2014 23:53:05   #
semper-fi Loc: Corrupticut
 
lpnmajor wrote:
70% of the Earth is covered by water, so why don't more people know how to swim? Just wondering.


Slats, those were good, keep em coming. :-) :lol: :thumbup:

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Aug 6, 2014 10:13:42   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
slatten49 wrote:
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Everyone has a photographic memory...some don't have film.

A day without sunshine is like, well...night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

He's not dead, he's electro-encephalographically challenged.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its' burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to- end, some one would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

You can't have everything...where would you put it all?

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it!

Done. :mrgreen:
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some ... (show quote)


My husband used to comment on my "mismatched" socks. Ever since I told him that I'm sure I have another pair just like it....Have a great day, kindred spirit!! :thumbup:

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Aug 6, 2014 13:29:22   #
themadblacksmith
 
Very funny!

slatten49 wrote:
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Everyone has a photographic memory...some don't have film.

A day without sunshine is like, well...night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

He's not dead, he's electro-encephalographically challenged.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its' burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to- end, some one would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

You can't have everything...where would you put it all?

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it!

Done. :mrgreen:
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some ... (show quote)

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Aug 6, 2014 14:48:36   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
:lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :-) :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup:

I will have reread to choose my favorites.


Seventh one down is scarily close to a self-description, for me. :shock: :oops: :shock:

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Aug 6, 2014 15:18:55   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
slatten49 wrote:
Seventh one down is scarily close to a self-description, for me. :shock: :oops: :shock:


I liked the one about lining up all the cars in the world and having someone dumb enough to try passing them. There are plenty of those people driving on the roads I travel.

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Aug 6, 2014 16:06:18   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
oldroy wrote:
I liked the one about lining up all the cars in the world and having someone dumb enough to try passing them. There are plenty of those people driving on the roads I travel.


I would be one of those in a car he's passing giving him the universal 'you're number one' hand signal. :lol:

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Aug 6, 2014 16:20:59   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
slatten49 wrote:
I would be one of those in a car he's passing giving him the universal 'you're number one' hand signal. :lol:


:roll: Me too!! :oops:

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Aug 6, 2014 18:33:03   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
slatten49 wrote:
I would be one of those in a car he's passing giving him the universal 'you're number one' hand signal. :lol:


I never whup that hand sign on other drivers although I may well shout out some pretty bad things at them. I don't want them to try to get even so I keep my hands on the wheel.

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Aug 6, 2014 19:04:47   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
oldroy wrote:
I never whup that hand sign on other drivers although I may well shout out some pretty bad things at them. I don't want them to try to get even so I keep my hands on the wheel.


In truth, it is a rare event for me, and a long time since my last 'signal'. The Sgt. Major pulls my leash in, on occasion. :oops:

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Aug 6, 2014 19:26:14   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
slatten49 wrote:
In truth, it is a rare event for me, and a long time since my last 'signal'. The Sgt. Major pulls my leash in, on occasion. :oops:


My son throws that signal at every driver he doesn't like but he is about 40 lbs. heavier and 52 years younger than I am.

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Aug 6, 2014 23:07:07   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Everyone has a photographic memory...some don't have film.

A day without sunshine is like, well...night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

He's not dead, he's electro-encephalographically challenged.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its' burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to- end, some one would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

You can't have everything...where would you put it all?

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it!

Done. :mrgreen:
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some ... (show quote)


very good

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Aug 7, 2014 00:01:55   #
dennisimoto Loc: Washington State (West)
 
What do they pack Styrofoam in when they ship it?

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