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The elderly Irish nun
Nov 26, 2020 20:50:40   #
EN Submarine Qualified Loc: Wisconsin East coast
 
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying.
The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey
comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.
One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen.


Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received
as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous
amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held
the glass to her lips. The frail nun drank a little, then a little more and
before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the
last drop.


As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good
opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader .
" Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of
your wisdom before you leave us." She raised herself up in bed
on one elbow, looked at them and said:


" DON'T SELL THAT COW."



A smile - is a sign of joy.

A hug - is a sign of love.

A laugh - is a sign of happiness.

And a friend like me? - Well that's just a sign of good taste!!

We'll be friends until I am senile.

Then we'll be new friends.

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Nov 26, 2020 20:59:45   #
Radiance3
 
EN Submarine Qualified wrote:
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying.
The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey
comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.
One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen.


Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received
as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous
amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held
the glass to her lips. The frail nun drank a little, then a little more and
before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the
last drop.


As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good
opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader .
" Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of
your wisdom before you leave us." She raised herself up in bed
on one elbow, looked at them and said:


" DON'T SELL THAT COW."



A smile - is a sign of joy.

A hug - is a sign of love.

A laugh - is a sign of happiness.

And a friend like me? - Well that's just a sign of good taste!!

We'll be friends until I am senile.

Then we'll be new friends.
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Su... (show quote)

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Drinking red wine is healthy as long as it is not abusive. Having a little red wine for dinner is also healthy.

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Nov 26, 2020 21:00:18   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
EN Submarine Qualified wrote:
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying.
The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey
comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.
One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen.


Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received
as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous
amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held
the glass to her lips. The frail nun drank a little, then a little more and
before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the
last drop.


As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good
opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader .
" Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of
your wisdom before you leave us." She raised herself up in bed
on one elbow, looked at them and said:


" DON'T SELL THAT COW."



A smile - is a sign of joy.

A hug - is a sign of love.

A laugh - is a sign of happiness.

And a friend like me? - Well that's just a sign of good taste!!

We'll be friends until I am senile.

Then we'll be new friends.
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Su... (show quote)


I like that!

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Nov 26, 2020 21:24:13   #
Auntie Dee
 
EN Submarine Qualified wrote:
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying.
The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey
comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.
One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen.


Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received
as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous
amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held
the glass to her lips. The frail nun drank a little, then a little more and
before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the
last drop.


As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good
opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader .
" Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of
your wisdom before you leave us." She raised herself up in bed
on one elbow, looked at them and said:


" DON'T SELL THAT COW."



A smile - is a sign of joy.

A hug - is a sign of love.

A laugh - is a sign of happiness.

And a friend like me? - Well that's just a sign of good taste!!

We'll be friends until I am senile.

Then we'll be new friends.
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Su... (show quote)



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Nov 26, 2020 21:32:53   #
EN Submarine Qualified Loc: Wisconsin East coast
 
Auntie Dee wrote:



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Nov 26, 2020 23:45:08   #
CarryOn
 
EN Submarine Qualified wrote:
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying.
The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey
comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.
One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen.


Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received
as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous
amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held
the glass to her lips. The frail nun drank a little, then a little more and
before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the
last drop.


As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good
opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader .
" Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of
your wisdom before you leave us." She raised herself up in bed
on one elbow, looked at them and said:


" DON'T SELL THAT COW."



A smile - is a sign of joy.

A hug - is a sign of love.

A laugh - is a sign of happiness.

And a friend like me? - Well that's just a sign of good taste!!

We'll be friends until I am senile.

Then we'll be new friends.
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Su... (show quote)



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Nov 27, 2020 10:06:40   #
Radiance3
 
Peewee wrote:
I like that!


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From the Bible wine had always been a party drink as long as it was not abusive. Nobody seemed reported to have got drunk and became violent. The wine was taken from grapes juice excellent and nutritious for health.

Jesus used wine as drink during the last supper to placed an everlasting Covenant with His Disciples, and His people. The Last Supper.

Unlike this current times, drunks become violent like the B*M'S AND A****AS, the C*******T DEMOCRAT ARMIES.

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Nov 27, 2020 23:22:28   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
EN Submarine Qualified wrote:
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying.
The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey
comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.
One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen.


Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received
as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous
amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held
the glass to her lips. The frail nun drank a little, then a little more and
before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the
last drop.


As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good
opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader .
" Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of
your wisdom before you leave us." She raised herself up in bed
on one elbow, looked at them and said:


" DON'T SELL THAT COW."



A smile - is a sign of joy.

A hug - is a sign of love.

A laugh - is a sign of happiness.

And a friend like me? - Well that's just a sign of good taste!!

We'll be friends until I am senile.

Then we'll be new friends.
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Su... (show quote)



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