Best Lay Off Letter Ever
Nov 19, 2020 16:20:34 #
Best Lay Off Letter Ever
Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here, and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did.
I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Biden Harris' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They v**ed for change...I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.😉
Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here, and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did.
I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Biden Harris' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They v**ed for change...I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.😉
Nov 19, 2020 16:33:37 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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The perfect example of people getting what they v**ed for.
Nov 19, 2020 16:34:15 #
Nov 19, 2020 16:40:26 #
Nov 19, 2020 16:44:58 #
Seth wrote:
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The only thing is the ones that will get laid off are his best workers .At some point management wonders why the work is not getting done ,all people want to do ,is try to suck up to him ,then he relizeis that he wants his real workers back.
Nov 19, 2020 17:21:34 #
Nov 19, 2020 18:32:20 #
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roy wrote:
The only thing is the ones that will get laid off are his best workers .At some point management wonders why the work is not getting done ,all people want to do ,is try to suck up to him ,then he relizeis that he wants his real workers back.
That's the most bad statement I ever heard. U don't know what U are talking about. I will never hire a Democrat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. I am retired but I have work for Independents and Conservatives.
Nov 19, 2020 18:53:07 #
roy wrote:
The only thing is the ones that will get laid off are his best workers .At some point management wonders why the work is not getting done ,all people want to do ,is try to suck up to him ,then he relizeis that he wants his real workers back.
Geeeeeeeez!!! I know you have a serious lack of common sense.........but the sense of humor is also in the s**t cart.
Get help.
Nov 19, 2020 19:33:38 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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His productivity will soar.
Nov 19, 2020 19:42:00 #
roy wrote:
The only thing is the ones that will get laid off are his best workers .At some point management wonders why the work is not getting done ,all people want to do ,is try to suck up to him ,then he relizeis that he wants his real workers back.
Maybe the women. The so-called Democrat "men" don't produce much anyway, they're too busy comparing manicures, checking their make-up and such like, or surveying each other's backsides.
Nov 19, 2020 22:58:49 #
Seth wrote:
Maybe the women. The so-called Democrat "men" don't produce much anyway, they're too busy comparing manicures, checking their make-up and such like, or surveying each other's backsides.
Nov 20, 2020 06:11:39 #
Nov 20, 2020 09:08:28 #
Nov 20, 2020 09:09:57 #
roy wrote:
The only thing is the ones that will get laid off are his best workers .At some point management wonders why the work is not getting done ,all people want to do ,is try to suck up to him ,then he relizeis that he wants his real workers back.
More like the opposite! The ones that live at home and take longer breaks and loas!!
Nov 20, 2020 14:25:22 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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Wonder how those 60 employees feel about their P**********l pick now??? Gonna be REAL HARD to find a new job in Biden's Shutdown Economy!
But, thankfully, Biden/Harris aren't EVER GONNA GET THERE! It is all blowing-up in their face BIG TIME!!
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