Nation's Democrats Make Fortune Selling Used 'Not My President' Merch To Republicans
Nov 14, 2020 10:32:37 #
U.S.—The nation's Democrats are finally starting to hustle and make some money, selling their "Not My President" merch to the nation's Republicans.
They are expected to make millions of dollars selling their used shirts, hats, and bumper stickers reading "Not My President."
"It's pretty great," said local A****a lieutenant Xarl Marzonda. "I bought this bad boy for $20 back in 2016, and now I get to make all that money back and then some." There is no word yet on if Marzonda plans on redistributing the money he makes.
"I was in the market for a Not My President shirt, and my neighbor helpfully came up and offered his old ones for a great price," said Texas man Bodunk Parcheesi. "I still think Trump's going to win in the courts, but just in case, I'm buying before the demand is high."
"By the way, anyone want to buy a discounted MAGA hat?"
Republicans say they're confident the merch will have great resale value, as they'll be able to mark it up and sell it right back to the Democrats in 2024.
https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-democrats-make-fortune-selling-used-not-my-president-signs-shirts-to-nations-republicans
They are expected to make millions of dollars selling their used shirts, hats, and bumper stickers reading "Not My President."
"It's pretty great," said local A****a lieutenant Xarl Marzonda. "I bought this bad boy for $20 back in 2016, and now I get to make all that money back and then some." There is no word yet on if Marzonda plans on redistributing the money he makes.
"I was in the market for a Not My President shirt, and my neighbor helpfully came up and offered his old ones for a great price," said Texas man Bodunk Parcheesi. "I still think Trump's going to win in the courts, but just in case, I'm buying before the demand is high."
"By the way, anyone want to buy a discounted MAGA hat?"
Republicans say they're confident the merch will have great resale value, as they'll be able to mark it up and sell it right back to the Democrats in 2024.
https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-democrats-make-fortune-selling-used-not-my-president-signs-shirts-to-nations-republicans
Nov 14, 2020 10:42:18 #
Rose42 wrote:
U.S.—The nation's Democrats are finally starting t... (show quote)
Keep the MAGA hats. Someday they'll be collectors items--like swastika armbands.
Nov 14, 2020 10:49:19 #
kemmer wrote:
Keep the MAGA hats. Someday they'll be collectors items--like swastika armbands.
Go buy a sense of humor.
Nov 14, 2020 17:47:06 #
Rose42 wrote:
U.S.—The nation's Democrats are finally starting t... (show quote)
I have a friend who is currently investing in t-shirts like that... He believes there will be quite a market for some time to come
Nov 14, 2020 20:27:58 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
I have a friend who is currently investing in t-shirts like that... He believes there will be quite a market for some time to come
Unfortunately he's probably right...
Nov 14, 2020 21:16:15 #
Rose42 wrote:
Unfortunately he's probably right...
I'm hoping so... I invested a thousand... With the promise of at least 1500 back
Nov 15, 2020 08:29:01 #
Rose42 wrote:
Go buy a sense of humor.
KKKemmer is so broke he couldn't even afford to buy ovommit's new discounted book, "A C*********d Hand". Oops I mean, "A Promised Land". I think ovommit's book is going for about 2 cents which is 1 cent more than KKKemmer has.
Nov 15, 2020 13:30:09 #
drlarrygino wrote:
KKKemmer is so broke he couldn't even afford to buy ovommit's new discounted book, "A C*********d Hand". Oops I mean, "A Promised Land". I think ovommit's book is going for about 2 cents which is 1 cent more than KKKemmer has.
Don't forget his other book: 'Michael and Me" with the rainbow 🌈 colored white house on the book cover. LOL 😂
Nov 15, 2020 14:42:12 #
okie don wrote:
Don't forget his other book: 'Michael and Me" with the rainbow 🌈 colored white house on the book cover. LOL 😂
I'm sure KKKemmer bought at least a dozen of those.
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