BigOlBear

25) Seniors love getting junk mail. It’s sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they’re part of the real world. -- Harry Reid

24)The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S. -- Joe Biden

23) I took a poo in the woods hunched over like an animal. It was awesome. -- Drew Barrymore

22) Hillary Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama cannot win, and they are put in place to assure a victory by Mitt Romney… this is the plan of all the insurance companies that are owned by Mormon interests. It is unfolding as the Mormon Church planned over the last fifty years. -- Roseanne Barr

21) I do believe that it’s the first time in history that fire has ever melted steel. I do believe that it defies physics that World Trade Center tower 7 — building 7, which collapsed in on itself — it is impossible for a building to fall the way it fell without explosives being involved. World Trade Center 7. World Trade [Center] 1 and 2 got hit by planes — 7, miraculously, the first time in history, steel was melted by fire. It is physically impossible. -- Rosie O’Donnell talks T***herism

20) Isn't it a little r****t to call it Black Friday? -- Joy Behar

19) A good place to start a more civil dialog would be for my Republican colleagues in the House to change the name of the bill they have introduced to repeal health care reform. The bill, titled the “Repeal the Job K*****g Health Care Law Act,” was set to come up for a v**e this week, but in the wake of Gabby’s shooting, it has been postponed at least until next week. Don’t get me wrong — I’m not suggesting that the name of that one piece of legislation somehow led to the horror of this weekend — but is it really necessary to put the word “k*****g” in the title of a major piece of legislation? -- Chellie Pingree, Congresswoman (D-ME)

18) The Republican Party is saying that the President of the United States has bosses, that the union bosses this President around, the unions boss him around. Does that sound to you like they are trying to consciously or subconsciously deliver the r****t message that, of course, of course a black man can’t be the real boss? -- Lawrence O’Donnell

17) Herman Cain is probably well-liked by some of the Republicans because it hides the r****t elements of the Republican Party, conservative movement and tea party movement. People like Karl Rove like to keep the r****m very covert and so Herman Cain provides this great opportunity so he can say, ‘Look: This is not a r****t anti-immigrant, anti-female, anti-gay movement. Look: We have a black man.’ And look he’s polling well and he won a straw poll. -- Janeane Garofalo

16) If we want to keep our reproductive rights, we must be willing to tell our stories, to be willing and able to say, “I love my life, but I wish my mother had aborted me.” -- Lynn Beisner, the Guardian

15) Is there such a thing as a man-made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to (Democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? …I know what this [Republican] party is capable of. -- Joy Behar on The View

14) Civil rights laws were not passed to protect the rights of white men and do not apply to them. -- Mary Frances Berry, former Chairwoman, US Commission on Civil Rights

13) Now, people when I say that look at me and say, ‘What are you talking about, Joe? You’re telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?’ The answer is yes, that’s what I’m telling you. -- Joe Biden

12) Those flowers were picked by i*****l i*******ts. And they’re not v****g for you, b*tch. -- Joy Behar after receiving flowers from Sharon Angle

11) During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. -- Al Gore

10) Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs. -- Nancy Pelosi

9) Watching both the health care and climate/energy debates in Congress, it is hard not to draw the following conclusion: There is only one thing worse than one-party autocracy, and that is one-party democracy, which is what we have in America today. One-party autocracy certainly has its drawbacks. But when it is led by a reasonably enlightened group of people, as China is today, it can also have great advantages. -- Thomas Friedman

8) I root for hurricanes. When, courtesy of the Weather Channel, I see one forming in the ocean off the coast of Africa, I find myself longing for it to become big and strong–Mother Nature’s fist of fury, Gaia’s stern rebuke. Considering the havoc mankind has wreaked upon nature with deforesting, stripmining, and the destruction of animal habitat, it only seems fair that nature get some of its own back and teach us that there are forces greater than our own. — James Wolcott, Vanity Fair

7) Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go. -- Barack Obama

6) The government lied about inventing the HIV v***s as a means of genocide against people of color. The government lied. -- Jeremiah Wright

5) How do we know when someone like Hasan is going to make his move and do we know he’s an Islamist until he’s made his move? He makes a phone call or wh**ever, according to Reuters right now. Apparently he tried to contact al-Qaida. Is that the point at which you say, “This guy is dangerous?” That’s not a crime to call up al-Qaida, is it? Is it? I mean, where do you stop the guy? -- Chris Matthews

4) The medical term for Down Syndrome is Trisomy-21 or Trisomy-g. It is often shortened in medical slang to Tri-g. Is it not perfectly possible that the very name given to this poor child, being reared by Bristol, is another form of mockery of his condition, along with the “r****ded baby” tag? And does the way in which this poor child was hauled around the country on a book tour, being d**gged out in front of flash photographs in the middle of the night, barely clothed, suggest someone who actually cares for children with special needs, or rather sees them as a way to keep the spotlight on her? -- Andrew Sullivan

3) I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares [sic] of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. -- Sheryl Crow at the Huffington Post

2) Had a powerful meditation just now — caused an earthquake in Southern California. …Was meditating on Shiva mantra & earth began to shake. Sorry about that. -- Deepak Chopra thinks his meditation can cause earthquakes

1) My fear is that the whole island (of Guam) will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize. -- Democrat Congressman Hank Johnson

Hartbreaker

Hey if Republicans can cause strokes, maybe that would explain Biden.

rocketride

Stupidity intense enough to warp space-time. . .

LAPhil Loc: Los Angeles, CA

I have a few more, all from the master of wit and wisdom herself, Nancy Pelosi:

"You have to pass this bill so you can, uh, see what's in it"
"The Quataris told me that Hamas is a humanitarian organization."
"Food stamps give you the biggest bang for your buck".
"Unemployment insurance creates jobs".

I don't have the exact quote for this one, but she also said something like now that we have ObamaCare you won't have to be tied down with a job for your health insurance and you'll have so much more leisure time.

BigOlBear

Outstanding! :thumbup: I don't know how those failed to make it onto this list. That woman is so wacky you have to wonder about the v**ers in her district. :lol:

LAPhil Loc: Los Angeles, CA

Her district is San Francisco. Need I say more?

Hartbreaker

As one of the people who has criticized trickle down theory of economics, she then says that unemployment payments trickle throughout the economic system and put so much money to work. Why does the placement of money (taken from others under duress) make such a big deal in how it trickles?

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Those people are so dumb, they don't realize how stupid they are.

dan miller Loc: U.S.A./Michigan

Well we must add to this list ....every statement coming from the "LIAR-IN- CHIEF" OBAMA him self.

BigOlBear

OK, how about this? Not exactly quotes but, here's Obama's 15 Worst Excuses For His Failed Presidency

1) Republicans ahead of him on the golf course wouldn't let him play through; so he missed calls telling him ISIS was overrunning Iraq.

2) Obama has been too busy reliving his choom gang days by getting high and watching old Cheech and Chong movies to fix the economy.

3) Don't blame Obama for Obamacare. It's George Bush's fault!

4) Obama was completely unaware that there is more to being President than giving speeches blaming Republicans for causing all of America's problems.

5) What failed presidency? Chris Matthews says Obama is the most successful President ever!

6) He's distracted all the time because Michelle won't let him eat anything other than carrots, beets and arugula.

7) Joe Biden said something dumb? That's George Bush's fault!

8) The mainstream media only gives Obama more credit than he deserves 90 percent of the time instead of 100 percent; so it’s not doing its part!

9) Going on frequent vacations to take a break from not working is a lot more stressful than you’d think.

10) As we all know, Obama learns about most of the problems in his administration by watching the news and he has been too busy golfing to watch TV.

11) He doesn't want to say all those nasty things about Republicans, but they keep appearing on his teleprompter; so he has to read them.

12) A lot of the white people who v**ed for Obama in 2008 and 2012 figured out he is black and went all r****t on him!

13) People don’t like Barack Obama’s executive orders? That’s George Bush’s fault!

14) That liar Putin never came through with the magic beans he promised Obama in exchange for allowing him to invade Ukraine.

15) It was just too creepy to get any work done with Hillary Clinton in the building. There were broomsticks in the corners, flying monkeys everywhere, and Hillary peeping out of the corners screaming, "I'll get you, my pretty!"

LAPhil Loc: Los Angeles, CA

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

LAPhil Loc: Los Angeles, CA

I think you should have given credit to John Hawkins of Town Hall for that, otherwise it looks like you wrote it yourself. It's always a good idea to quote your source on something like that. But thanks anyway.

BigOlBear

Sorry 'bout that, it didn't occur to me that anyone would think I was claiming to be the author and I usually do give credit where it's due. But don't you think much of what we see on this website is cut and paste from other sources? A lot of what I see here is from Town Hall so, it would be silly of me to try to plagiarize. If you're dishing out spankings maybe you should go after all the rest as well but I apologize for offending you.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

While you are reading these, think about the fact that these are the same people who claim to understand the "science of g****l w*****g" well enough to say it is true so we need not ever debate it again.

LAPhil Loc: Los Angeles, CA

I wasn't offended and I'm not trying to dish out spankings. It was nothing personal, and I realize that a lot of stuff posted here is cut and pasted from other sources which I feel should be credited. Otherwise, as I stated, you can't tell if the material is original or not, and I generally prefer to know.