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Aug 4, 2014 17:59:01   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
alex wrote:
yeah, that's it


Actually, just so you know, I would love to have some horses....it would round out my menagerie....but 21 llamas will have to do, along with the herd of rescue cats, the 4 dogs, and Big Bird, the male peacock....

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Aug 4, 2014 18:17:44   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Searching wrote:
I rather like your theory of "demonic possession" myself. Liberals and Gnomes...you don't say...don't suppose you have a link for that one. :roll: :lol:



See Rock, I told you my computer was possessed. But you, Armie and I couldn't excorcise it anyhow. When you told me to just drown the blessed thing I didn't know you meant sprinkle holy water on it, so I ended up having to scrap it. Guys, be careful if you follow Rock's advice, it might be dangerous.

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Aug 4, 2014 19:31:04   #
bahmer
 
no propaganda please wrote:
See Rock, I told you my computer was possessed. But you, Armie and I couldn't excorcise it anyhow. When you told me to just drown the blessed thing I didn't know you meant sprinkle holy water on it, so I ended up having to scrap it. Guys, be careful if you follow Rock's advice, it might be dangerous.


After the baptismal service it may be possible to revive said computer if packed in rice for a few days thus removing the moisture from the components. Just be careful when re-plugging it in as it may still have some animosity towards you for the uncalled for baptism at least in its mind that is.

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Aug 4, 2014 19:36:58   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
bahmer wrote:
After the baptismal service it may be possible to revive said computer if packed in rice for a few days thus removing the moisture from the components. Just be careful when re-plugging it in as it may still have some animosity towards you for the uncalled for baptism at least in its mind that is.


So, are you saying that the computer "might" in anger attempt a mind meld, permanent in nature? :shock:

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Aug 4, 2014 19:40:45   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Searching wrote:
So, are you saying that the computer "might" in anger attempt a mind meld, permanent in nature? :shock:



That would never work. That's one advantage of being computer illiterate. It wouldn't dare meld with my mind, that would be too frightening for the computer.

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Aug 4, 2014 19:53:43   #
bahmer
 
Searching wrote:
So, are you saying that the computer "might" in anger attempt a mind meld, permanent in nature? :shock:


Entirely possible. They do have an awful lot of memory and they do not forget. You have to follow the IRS procedure of total destruction of the hard drive to remove all memory that the computer may have had. I think it is easier to train a new computer than to retrain the old one anyway.

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Aug 4, 2014 20:11:25   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
bahmer wrote:
Entirely possible. They do have an awful lot of memory and they do not forget. You have to follow the IRS procedure of total destruction of the hard drive to remove all memory that the computer may have had. I think it is easier to train a new computer than to retrain the old one anyway.


You're right and besides, the attempted mind meld might have lethal consequences!!

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Aug 4, 2014 20:21:13   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
no propaganda please wrote:
That would never work. That's one advantage of being computer illiterate. It wouldn't dare meld with my mind, that would be too frightening for the computer.


Is that where AuntiE's 'lopping' would come in?

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Aug 4, 2014 20:35:52   #
bahmer
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Is that where AuntiE's 'lopping' would come in?



Quite possibly.

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