(Satire from The Babylon Bee) Trump Attempts To Catch H****r B***n In Trap Labeled 'Free Crack'
Oct 16, 2020 17:54:31 #
(Satire from The Babylon Bee) Trump Attempts To Catch H****r B***n In Trap Labeled 'Free Crack'
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump is attempting to get to the bottom of what's going on with H****r B***n and Ukraine. In order to catch H****r B***n and turn him over to the authorities, the president put out a box propped up by a stick tied to a rope. The box was labeled "Free Crack" and contained a large quantity of crack cocaine underneath.
"Any second now," Trump muttered to himself as he waited in a nearby bush. "Here, H****r, H****r, H****r. Here, boy. That's it, nice and slow. Fantastic crack cocaine over here -- extremely pure stuff. The best crack cocaine, maybe ever!"
Growing impatient, Trump resorted to more drastic measures. "What's this over here on the lawn!?" he shouted. "Wow! That looks like crack cocaine to me! Looks like fantastic stuff! Sure would be a shame if someone were to come along and pick it up!"
Sure enough, after a few minutes, Trump saw rustling in a nearby bush. Biden fell for the trap and dove for the crack cocaine. "Got him!" cried Trump as he pulled the string. Unfortunately, Biden was too quick and managed to smoke all the crack and roll out from under the box before Trump could catch him.
Trump was last seen attempting to bait another trap labeled "Free Hookers."
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-attempts-to-catch-h****r-biden-by-laying-traps-baited-with-cocaine
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump is attempting to get to the bottom of what's going on with H****r B***n and Ukraine. In order to catch H****r B***n and turn him over to the authorities, the president put out a box propped up by a stick tied to a rope. The box was labeled "Free Crack" and contained a large quantity of crack cocaine underneath.
"Any second now," Trump muttered to himself as he waited in a nearby bush. "Here, H****r, H****r, H****r. Here, boy. That's it, nice and slow. Fantastic crack cocaine over here -- extremely pure stuff. The best crack cocaine, maybe ever!"
Growing impatient, Trump resorted to more drastic measures. "What's this over here on the lawn!?" he shouted. "Wow! That looks like crack cocaine to me! Looks like fantastic stuff! Sure would be a shame if someone were to come along and pick it up!"
Sure enough, after a few minutes, Trump saw rustling in a nearby bush. Biden fell for the trap and dove for the crack cocaine. "Got him!" cried Trump as he pulled the string. Unfortunately, Biden was too quick and managed to smoke all the crack and roll out from under the box before Trump could catch him.
Trump was last seen attempting to bait another trap labeled "Free Hookers."
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-attempts-to-catch-h****r-biden-by-laying-traps-baited-with-cocaine
Oct 16, 2020 18:25:38 #
I like that one 
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